LOL. Must learn to think before I speak/post. So hard.
Stop touching your stuff!
Submitted 1 year ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Professorozone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
M0oP0o@mander.xyz 1 year ago
“Hands full of penis” is a great title.
Mrs. Jane “Hands full of penis” Smith or Mr. Samuel “Hands full of penis” Finch
simplejack@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Video proof that’s not true
pulsewidth@lemmy.world 1 year ago
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Protip: you can climb perfectly well if said dicks are in your ass.
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
I can sure send the guy to heaven though…
slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
realitista@lemm.ee 1 year ago
No!?! Watch me!!!
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
TBH I could easily climb 1 handed if I tried.
Holyginz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Fuck that, I better at least get a damn elevator.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Fuck you. I’m waiting for the shuttle anyway.
Professorozone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Touching your penis IS heaven.
Allero@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Aw, thanks :3
modifier@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I was literally touching my penis when my eyes alit on this post.
My first thought was that this was an incredible coincidence, and worthy of remark, but now I’m starting to wonder if maybe I’m subconsciously handling this thing more than I realize.
velummortis@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
What about two penises
HughJorgens@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hell, I just slang it over mah shoulder!
Juice@midwest.social 1 year ago
You say that, but what about St. Paul who is definitely in heaven and was a pathological gooner
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I mean, I only really need one hand to climb.
RBWells@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Maybe not to heaven but you might get close?
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Thank god ❤️
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I hoping to ascend and not to climb. I’ve gotta say, I’m worried that after a while god might not be able to do it. Like he gets me half way up and then I just kind slowly drop down to earth… And hes like all apologizing … “Sorry, it’s been a long day. This has never happened to me before. Maybe we can try again in the morning.” So on and so on.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Oooohhhh, I get it now, it’s because you can’t climb a leader with a raging boner, or at least it’s unsafe since you break every step.
But as others have pointed out, a leader made of dicks doesn’t have that problem since they snap back unto place.
Gods must be a great engineer.
Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 1 year ago
🎶 What’s love but a second hand in motion. 🎶
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 year ago
What if I make a penis ladder?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If the boners are consistently rigid enough, you might be able to space them out a little to allow for a wider climbing stance, considering the tip-to-tip pressure would be unlikely to generate much added support for your bodyweight.
toynbee@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hopefully it doesn’t take more than four hours to ascend.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 year ago
What songs lyrics are these fire verses???
Darohan@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Bloodhail by Have A Nice Life?
“Faces sweaty, arms and legs, what a glorious set of stairs we make” 😉
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 year ago
This is gonna drive me insane wondering what tune you sung those words to in your head. 😬
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Plot twist. The ladder is made of penises.
hperrin@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
So stop at every rung to jerk off. I’m not in a hurry.
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Hey who said I had to have my hands full of my own penis? I don’t need to touch it to masturbate, and I’ve touched plenty of other guy’s penises. Is my “ladder to heaven” just going to be made out of every guy I slept with? Seems a bit sexist.
Mvlad88@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Pennies*
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
[deleted]Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I mean, wouldn’t you have fairly strong grip strength with a lot of “practice?”
bstix@feddit.dk 1 year ago
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I guess someone with that condition could climb the ladder in a hurricane.
Hupf@feddit.org 1 year ago
Username checks out.