Stop touching your stuff!

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• zloubida@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I know it’s shitposting, but even if we accept the idea that God would be interested by what you do with your own body when you’re alone, isn’t the whole point of the Bible that you don’t have to climb to go to heaven, but accept God’s grace?

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Some would even argue that the point isn’t to accept god’s grace but to be a good neighbor and take care of your fellow man.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Some would even argue that the point isn’t to accept god’s grace but to be a good neighbor and take care of your fellow man.

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    • zloubida@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yes, I agree. I meant the point about heaven 🙂.

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• PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  No… I like touching myself way too much

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  • Dabundis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You will never touch your penis with your hands full of heaven ladder

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    • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Bold of you to assume I want to go to heaven with all of those “good Christians”

      I would consider that an eternal punishment

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• HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Level up, try using your mouth instead

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Unless you’re climbing a penis ladder

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• DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hetero women and gay guys might just… Stop at that level and stay for a bit.

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• lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I didn’t think we were supposed to climb to heaven. Isn’t that what the tower of Babel was about?

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• match@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  me, who’s played Getting Over It:

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Wait, I have to climb all the way up there? No thanks. I’ll rather stay down here and spank the monkey.

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Thanks for assuming it’s a handful

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• Omgboom@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Even if I have a Jacob’s ladder?

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I hate being on ladders, I’ll stay down here with the penises.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hello.

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• ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You can hang onto the penis of someone who’s climbing.

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  • joyjoy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You can also buy an auto-jacker and go hands free.

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    • DickFiasco@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Does the auto-jacker go on the penis or the ladder? Honestly sounds like it could work for either one.

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    • rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I love living in the future

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• DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Sex gives you STI STOP SEX NOW

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh fuck, for free???
    I love Subaru

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