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Stop touching your stuff!

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe not to heaven but you might get close?

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oooohhhh, I get it now, it’s because you can’t climb a leader with a raging boner, or at least it’s unsafe since you break every step.

    But as others have pointed out, a leader made of dicks doesn’t have that problem since they snap back unto place.

    Gods must be a great engineer.

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  • Mvlad88@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pennies*

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  • HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Watch me.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ok I’ll watch you stop

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      • HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You’ll have to watch me start first 😤

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  • DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hetero women and gay guys might just… Stop at that level and stay for a bit.

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Username checks out.

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  • pulsewidth@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    1000039163

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  • HughJorgens@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hell, I just slang it over mah shoulder!

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  • diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thank god ❤️

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  • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Level up, try using your mouth instead

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  • match@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    me, who’s played Getting Over It:

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  • M0oP0o@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Hands full of penis” is a great title.

    Mrs. Jane “Hands full of penis” Smith or Mr. Samuel “Hands full of penis” Finch

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  • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Video proof that’s not true

    youtu.be/uKNX5xH4fyU

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