Strap the fuck in, American people of the Fediverse. This table of lunatics is about to make your lives much harder and more dangerous.
America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues
Submitted 5 months ago by Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world to aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
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NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 5 months ago
WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Hate to say it, but the US isn’t the only country that is fucked. The impact is going to be felt worldwide and in a harsh way.
We’ll see how long places like Ukraine and Taiwan will last.
Ugh, the more I think about it the more I realize how bad it’s going to be.
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 5 months ago
There could be (rare) upsides. If they go through with 50% or higher tarrifs, electronics prices in EU might come down due to dumping.
insaneinthemembrane@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Yeah, climate change is global.
index@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
We’ll see how long places like Ukraine and Taiwan will last.
Last before what?
CosmoNova@lemmy.world 5 months ago
This reminds me of so many comments from Americans saying how embarrassing Biden is as a president and that no one takes 🇺🇸’Murica🦅 seriously anymore under the Democrats. It was weird to read as a foreigner because I loosely remember what Trump was like. And now here we are. Hope Americans are proud.
RinseDrizzle@midwest.social 5 months ago
Nahhh… we’re pretty fucking disappointed… Least everyone I know with half a brain.
WaxiestSteam69@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I wish I knew someone who was disappointed. The only two people in my life that aren’t Trumpers are my daughter and her fiance. Everyone else thinks that gas will got back to $1/gallon and food prices will return to pre Covid levels on Jan 21.
vividspecter@lemm.ee 5 months ago
It’s always projection with conservatives.
What is actually embarrassing is that the US elected Reagan, twice, then G.W Bush, twice, and now Donald Trump, twice.
As the great scholar Bush once said:
There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again
Freefall@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Prophetic.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Fool me one time, shame on you
Fool me twice, can’t put the blame on you
Fool me three times, fuck the peace sign
Load the chopper, let it rain on you
ME5SENGER_24@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The first time I flew out of the US after Trump became president I was so embarrassed of being American because of all the questions about his crazy ass. When I landed back in the US and saw his portrait on the wall in the airport, I stared at it perplexingly trying to understand what the fuck his stupid face was doing there….then it hit me that it’s there cause he was the president. Trump is a laughing stock and him at the helm of the US makes all Americans laughing stock for allowing this country to elect an orange makeup-caked, lying, shyster.
So glad we get to do it again!!
Invertedouroboros@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Honestly, in my social circle we’re all kinda treating it like this… strange, self-inflicted, natural disaster. Like we can’t even really joke about it, still. It’s like we all know it’s gonna be bad, the only question is how bad it’s going to be. There’s a lot I’m hoping is over-reaction, but honestly that’s a pretty shitty thing to hope for and a hard hope to maintain all things considered.
Woht24@lemmy.world 5 months ago
They are fucking wild honestly.
PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Those were probably fake accounts
latenightnoir@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Musk being best buds with the President of the USA is legit friggin’ scary as a foreigner.
Then you remember that Trump, and it becomes terrifying.
AJ1@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Then you remember that Trump, and it becomes terrifying.
then I remember that trump… what? I’m also “a foreigner” (meaning I don’t live in the shithole known as the US), but that’s an incomplete sentence
Baguette@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Probably meant that’s, or at least I read it that way
everett@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Have you ever heard someone say “I can’t even” as a complete statement? Seems like the same sentiment/vibe.
NegativeInf@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I hope they all have strokes.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Given the average age, there’s hope yet
Joeffect@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Are those quarter pounders? Listeria is on the table…
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 months ago
adarza@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
make escherichia coli great again
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Trump will be dead in a year and you guys will have president Vance to care for you 😆
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Where is Yagami-Light when we need him?
resin85@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Never has more divorce been captured in a single photograph
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
I wonder if Mike had to text his son when Trump brought the hookers out immediately after this photo was taken.
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
*trafficked teens
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 5 months ago
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 5 months ago
xorollo@leminal.space 5 months ago
This is so weird. Why is the dude displaying his fries like he’s proud of them?
AJ1@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
what, are you saying that a douchebag isn’t allowed to be proud of his fries? I’m sorry, I thought this was America
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
You gotta emphasize how normal and approachable you are. A true one of the people
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 5 months ago
McDonald’s is normal.
Eating it sitting facing each other on a private jet is not normal.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
Got to show off the sponsors, it is in the contract.
A7thStone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Brought to you by Carl’s Junior
Freefall@lemmy.world 5 months ago
HAH! That got me 👍
lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 5 months ago
Come on! Let the kiddo feel proud!!!111
ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 5 months ago
‘McDonald’s has the biggest fries, the best fries. I helped them put the fries in the box, yes, me. McDonald’s has been with me every step of the way, even when all the wrong lesbians were being mean to me… Like, comment and vote if you want to see more of this wholesome Christian content… Elon here… Elon brought his own ketchup… It has bananas in it… I don’t know about that… Bananas in the ketchup… But he knows what he’s doing… And I trust his banana ketchup… I’m not going to eat it… The banana ketchup… But I trust him and his cars.’
GraniteM@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Because daddy famously loves McDonald’s and he’s hoping that if he shows sufficient brand loyalty that eventually daddy will love him.
The sheer amount of untreated generational trauma in this photo is astounding. I can only imagine how much less fucked up the world would be if more rich fathers could be bothered to actually raise and love their kids.
DJDarren@thelemmy.club 5 months ago
Almost certainly because he knows it’ll “trigger the libs” and he’s a massive cunt.
j4k3@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Not a single sauce opened, no bites taken, nothing removed from an annoying tray lip and placed on the table like a real person. No sign whatsoever that they are actually eating this junk. The half eaten fries are staged as eating without the ketchup that is right there on the tray is quite unlikely.
This is a staged ad. It is meant to be a message to others in corporate America, and for marketing to convenient idiots to quote the Russian term.
distantsounds@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It’ both. The before eating pics are always more PR friendly. Trump loves McDonald’s because he has no taste
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Apparently he eats so much McDonald’s because he’s paranoid about being poisoned and thinks sending someone there to get his food anonymously makes him more safe somehow. It makes you wonder where that paranoia came from once you also learn that this was first reported seven years ago.
vsoponge@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Furball@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Fun fact: RFK jr plans to ban most of the ingredients of the junk food he is currently eating
solsangraal@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
i’m comforted by the fact that everyone in this picture despises everyone else in this picture. the thought that trump probably hates elmo because of his giant hands makes me happy
lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 5 months ago
Republicans: We want to get rid of the elite in power.
Republicans:
Brega@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Do they a) have a McDonalds Kitchen on the plane b) eat warmed up Burgers and Frys c) eat lukewarm Burgers and Frys
Tusser@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Fizz@lemmy.nz 5 months ago
Nightmare blunt rotation
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Reality is too much
TheFriar@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Wow can you imagine the inane conversations that happen sitting at a table with this assholes? That literallly sounds like torture.
It’s like Fiona Apple said about sitting in a private theater doing coke with Tarantino and Paul Thomas Anderson was a catalyst to never do coke again, this would be a catalyst to never breathing or living on this earth again.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 months ago
In fairness to him, he looks genuinely uncomfortable just holding it for this paid publicity shot. Not enough raw bear meat in it for him.
Boycott McDonalds, sponsors of Fascism 2025.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Has the same vibes as homelander forcing the deep to eat the octopus.
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Are they celebrating bring your kid to work day?
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
Saving this picture, in case I ever eat something poisonous i can use it to throw up immediately.
Etterra@lemmy.world 5 months ago
A real meeting of the mindless.
leadore@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Don, Jr.: My dad put these fries in the box himself! hurr durr
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Welcome to Walmart. I love you.
lordgreylock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Such a low IQ photo.
Naich@lemmings.world 5 months ago
The man whose brain worm died of starvation.
jaschen@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I wanted to buy a Cybertruck (don’t judge me, my kid loves it). We also love McDonald’s.
I no longer want anything Tesla or even want to eat at McDonald’s anymore.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Wow, I can say with confidence that this is the first time I’ve ever wished for a plane to crash. Just one patriotic pilot is all it would take.
I really don’t like that these shitstains make me feel such vitriol…
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world 5 months ago
If there was ever a nicer place to hit with a hellfire missile…
Boozilla@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The White House has one of the best chefs and kitchens in the world, and this dumbass will be ordering McD’s and KFC for 4 years.
Stovetop@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I hope so. Less cost to the taxpayer, and the high calorie and sodium count will send Trump to an early grave.
EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The taxpayer doesn’t pay for his meals, actually. Came as a surprise to the Obamas they said once.
CosmoNova@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Oh the McD orders will be on top of everything. The kitchen will just throw away a lot more food.
Fermion@feddit.nl 5 months ago
Do you want president Vance? This is how you get president Vance.
zephorah@lemm.ee 5 months ago
There is a cockroach effect for some people when it comes to medical matters, like cancer gets them instead of the other way around.
MrPoopbutt@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’m not sure Vance is any better.
Not sure he’s any worse either. Ugh.
Linktank@lemmy.today 5 months ago
This was the exact sentiment that crossed my mind. The amount of money these dipshits have available and they’re eating that crap? I don’t even believe it. This HAD to be a photo op to make the idiots believe “Wow they eat what I eat” before they rolled in the burnt steak with ketchup and whatever else they actually prefer.
darkpanda@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Nah it’s probably legit. Trump is famous for eating like trash. His usual order is reported to be two Big Macs and a Filet-o-fish, but I only see one Big Mac on his tray so maybe he’s on a diet.
Sabin10@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Trump actually loves McDonald’s and eats it all the time.
masterofn001@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Hopefully the ecoli gets them all.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Trump hates vegetables. Probably takes out the pickles and then cries about it like a little kid when Ivanka forgets to order a burger without any vegetables.
hOrni@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Remember, this is the buy, who tried to sell steaks under his name, because “he knows steaks”, and also admitted to liking them well done with ketchup.
pivot_root@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Oh. Oh god. What the fuck. And rural Americans voted for that?
pdxfed@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Yeah, but what about the promotional and kick back opportunities lost? You have to think about profits…
eran_morad@lemmy.world 5 months ago
the better to clog his arteries with.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Oh I’m sure he’ll have a nice well-done steak with ketchup every now and then.
(I died inside a little bit just typing that)
index@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
And that’s why they are not going to eat any fast food, they are making ads
Boozilla@lemmy.world 5 months ago
When 45 was in office, the WH kitchen staff complained that they were very under-utilized compared to other presidents.
Willy@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Wait. Why would you think that? It’s a mildly prestigious post. Sure, it’s honorable, but it’s certainly not something that anybody with any type of creative flair would ever aspire to. It’s a labor of 24/8 type love.
Boozilla@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Because I know that Andre Rush is a passionate chef. He’s well-known. Look him up!