This reminds me of so many comments from Americans saying how embarrassing Biden is as a president and that no one takes 🇺🇸’Murica🦅 seriously anymore under the Democrats. It was weird to read as a foreigner because I loosely remember what Trump was like. And now here we are. Hope Americans are proud.
America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues
Submitted 7 hours ago by Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world to aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
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CosmoNova@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
RinseDrizzle@midwest.social 3 hours ago
Nahhh… we’re pretty fucking disappointed… Least everyone I know with half a brain.
WaxiestSteam69@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
I wish I knew someone who was disappointed. The only two people in my life that aren’t Trumpers are my daughter and her fiance. Everyone else thinks that gas will got back to $1/gallon and food prices will return to pre Covid levels on Jan 21.
Invertedouroboros@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Honestly, in my social circle we’re all kinda treating it like this… strange, self-inflicted, natural disaster. Like we can’t even really joke about it, still. It’s like we all know it’s gonna be bad, the only question is how bad it’s going to be. There’s a lot I’m hoping is over-reaction, but honestly that’s a pretty shitty thing to hope for and a hard hope to maintain all things considered.
Woht24@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
They are fucking wild honestly.
PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Those were probably fake accounts
latenightnoir@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Musk being best buds with the President of the USA is legit friggin’ scary as a foreigner.
Then you remember that Trump, and it becomes terrifying.
AJ1@lemmy.ca 1 hour ago
Then you remember that Trump, and it becomes terrifying.
then I remember that trump… what? I’m also “a foreigner” (meaning I don’t live in the shithole known as the US), but that’s an incomplete sentence
Boozilla@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
The White House has one of the best chefs and kitchens in the world, and this dumbass will be ordering McD’s and KFC for 4 years.
Stovetop@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
I hope so. Less cost to the taxpayer, and the high calorie and sodium count will send Trump to an early grave.
EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
The taxpayer doesn’t pay for his meals, actually. Came as a surprise to the Obamas they said once.
CosmoNova@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Oh the McD orders will be on top of everything. The kitchen will just throw away a lot more food.
Fermion@feddit.nl 5 hours ago
Do you want president Vance? This is how you get president Vance.
zephorah@lemm.ee 5 hours ago
There is a cockroach effect for some people when it comes to medical matters, like cancer gets them instead of the other way around.
MrPoopbutt@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I’m not sure Vance is any better.
Not sure he’s any worse either. Ugh.
masterofn001@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
Hopefully the ecoli gets them all.
Linktank@lemmy.today 6 hours ago
This was the exact sentiment that crossed my mind. The amount of money these dipshits have available and they’re eating that crap? I don’t even believe it. This HAD to be a photo op to make the idiots believe “Wow they eat what I eat” before they rolled in the burnt steak with ketchup and whatever else they actually prefer.
darkpanda@lemmy.ca 5 hours ago
Nah it’s probably legit. Trump is famous for eating like trash. His usual order is reported to be two Big Macs and a Filet-o-fish, but I only see one Big Mac on his tray so maybe he’s on a diet.
Sabin10@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Trump actually loves McDonald’s and eats it all the time.
hOrni@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Remember, this is the buy, who tried to sell steaks under his name, because “he knows steaks”, and also admitted to liking them well done with ketchup.
pivot_root@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
also admitted to liking them well done with ketchup
Oh. Oh god. What the fuck. And rural Americans voted for that?
pdxfed@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Yeah, but what about the promotional and kick back opportunities lost? You have to think about profits…
eran_morad@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
the better to clog his arteries with.
jaschen@lemm.ee 1 hour ago
I wanted to buy a Cybertruck (don’t judge me, my kid loves it). We also love McDonald’s.
I no longer want anything Tesla or even want to eat at McDonald’s anymore.
almar_quigley@lemmy.world 18 minutes ago
Why would you want to buy a vehicle just because your kid likes it?
resin85@lemmy.ca 2 hours ago
Never has more divorce been captured in a single photograph
Tusser@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Strap the fuck in, American people of the Fediverse. This table of lunatics is about to make your lives much harder and more dangerous.
WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Hate to say it, but the US isn’t the only country that is fucked. The impact is going to be felt worldwide and in a harsh way.
We’ll see how long places like Ukraine and Taiwan will last.
Ugh, the more I think about it the more I realize how bad it’s going to be.
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
There could be (rare) upsides. If they go through with 50% or higher tarrifs, electronics prices in EU might come down due to dumping.
insaneinthemembrane@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Yeah, climate change is global.
xorollo@leminal.space 1 hour ago
This is so weird. Why is the dude displaying his fries like he’s proud of them?
AJ1@lemmy.ca 1 hour ago
what, are you saying that a douchebag isn’t allowed to be proud of his fries? I’m sorry, I thought this was America
NegativeInf@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I hope they all have strokes.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 6 hours ago
Given the average age, there’s hope yet
Joeffect@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Are those quarter pounders? Listeria is on the table…
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
adarza@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
make escherichia coli great again
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Trump will be dead in a year and you guys will have president Vance to care for you 😆
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 hours ago
Where is Yagami-Light when we need him?
j4k3@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Not a single sauce opened, no bites taken, nothing removed from an annoying tray lip and placed on the table like a real person. No sign whatsoever that they are actually eating this junk. The half eaten fries are staged as eating without the ketchup that is right there on the tray is quite unlikely.
This is a staged ad. It is meant to be a message to others in corporate America, and for marketing to convenient idiots to quote the Russian term.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 39 minutes ago
Yeah, I honesty call bullshit on a 78 year old constantly eating McDonald’s.
distantsounds@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
It’ both. The before eating pics are always more PR friendly. Trump loves McDonald’s because he has no taste
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
Apparently he eats so much McDonald’s because he’s paranoid about being poisoned and thinks sending someone there to get his food anonymously makes him more safe somehow. It makes you wonder where that paranoia came from once you also learn that this was first reported seven years ago.
Fizz@lemmy.nz 5 hours ago
Nightmare blunt rotation
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Kennedy is not looking forward to the cabinet mushroom trip.
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Welcome to Walmart. I love you.
Furball@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
Fun fact: RFK jr plans to ban most of the ingredients of the junk food he is currently eating
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
“The stuff that he eats is really, like, bad,” he said on [a] podcast, in an episode that aired Tuesday. “Campaign food is always bad, but the food that goes onto that airplane is like just poison. You have a choice between—you don’t have the choice, you’re either given KFC or Big Macs. That’s when you’re lucky and then the rest of the stuff I consider kind of inedible.”
– RFK Jr. a few days ago
WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
paraphrand@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
So he’s proposing banning seed oils and similar?
Furball@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
Yes he is, he wants to ban high fructose corn syrup and a lot of other things too
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 3 hours ago
Saving this picture, in case I ever eat something poisonous i can use it to throw up immediately.
solsangraal@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
i’m comforted by the fact that everyone in this picture despises everyone else in this picture. the thought that trump probably hates elmo because of his giant hands makes me happy
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 hours ago
He’s totally hiding his tiny hands under the table. What’s he hiding under there? Very rude to not keep your hands visible while eating.
Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
McDonald’s Unhappy Meal
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.
Naich@lemmings.world 5 hours ago
The man whose brain worm died of starvation.
TheFriar@lemm.ee 6 hours ago
Wow can you imagine the inane conversations that happen sitting at a table with this assholes? That literallly sounds like torture.
It’s like Fiona Apple said about sitting in a private theater doing coke with Tarantino and Paul Thomas Anderson was a catalyst to never do coke again, this would be a catalyst to never breathing or living on this earth again.
evidences@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
The conversations would be insane because I bet ever single one of them would be a one upper.
RFK Jr would probably tell some story about cutting the head off a Bald Eagle then Elon would chime in about the time his personal Tesla flew to Mars with a Bald Eagle inside it, that’s what was in the suit.
Trump would try and say it was actually not a Bald Eagles in the Tesla but it was him and the Air Force launched a second rocket top secret rocket to pick him up, it was the biggest rocket.
And lastly Don Jr or Eric which even kid that is would start to tell a story and Trump would interrupt him and talk over him telling a story about the time he sexually assaulted some random women but since he has zero self awareness he would frame it as a good time.
PunnyName@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Ugh, that sounds so fucking insufferable.
cyborganism@lemmy.ca 6 hours ago
I bet Elon and Trump are fighting to get the attention.
MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Caravan of Fools comes to mind…
The dark and distant drumming
The pounding of the hooves
The silence of everything that moves
Late at night you’ll see them
Decked out in shiny jewels
The coming of the caravan of fools
Like the wings of a dove
The waiter’s white glove
Seems to shimmer by the light of the pool
Some dull, blinding winter
When you can’t help but lose
You’re running with the caravan of fools
Love and devotion, deep as any ocean
Don’t play by anybody’s rules
With your carousel of horses
And your unforeseen forces
You’re running with the caravan of fools
Caravan of fools, caravan of fools
You’re running with the caravan of foolsJohn Prine
affiliate@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
what ever happened to jd vance? rarely see that guy these days
varjen@lemmy.world 32 minutes ago
JD Vance is busy preparing for the implementation of Project 2025 while this clown car is busy pWnInG tHe LiBz.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
probably in the other room fucking the couch.
alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 6 hours ago
Why are they doing an ad for mcdonalds?
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 6 hours ago
Left wingers should boycott McDonald’s just for fun because it’s Trump’s favourite thing apparently. It would be interesting to see.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
As opposed to my current boycott because the food is terrible?
alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 6 hours ago
McDonalds is already on the BDS list for giving free food to the IOF. Which isn’t difficult because it’s garbage food at the price of real food.
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 6 hours ago
I already do, animal and labor abusers can get fucked.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 hours ago
They’re just trolling at this point … lol … this is what America wanted
Get ready for the ride.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
hahaha. Jesus what fuckin losers man. I mean they may fucking re-educate me with a bullet between my eyes but at least I’ll be laughing at them as they do.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 hours ago
Is that Leonard Leo in the back? (Right side)
That’s the master vampire! If we stake him, the rest lose their powers!
cheese_greater@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I can smell the evil in this photo
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Everybody except Junior has two entrees? I don’t go to McDonald’s much but I’ve never in my life seen anyone order two entrees.
eran_morad@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
jesus fuck, this is real, isn’t it.
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 6 minutes ago
Are they celebrating bring your kid to work day?