Musk actually has the most punchable of faces.
America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues
Submitted 1 year ago by Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world to aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
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AWittyUsername@lemmy.world 1 year ago
FleetingTit@feddit.org 1 year ago
They all look so happy, like kids having a birthday party in a giant ball pit.
dch82@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Why is Musk’s hands so damn big?
don@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Because his husband has tiny hands.
Entropywins@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He comes from a colonist family of emerald thieves…bigger the hands more emeralds they could steal
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 year ago
This is going to be a funny four years to watch 🍿
Busyvar@jlai.lu 1 year ago
Have all their gaze at once feels very unconfortable.
IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Junior is posing with an empty box of fries like he never learned how to pose to capture a memory, only to sell a product.
lordgreylock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Such a low IQ photo.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 year ago
wouldn’t be hard to be happy for them if they weren’t such terribly, terribly shitty human beings. ugh
UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Not shown: perfectly normal JD Vance humping the backrest from behind Trump while violently stuffing his face with a cold cheeseburger.
vsoponge@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Imagine having $300 billion and 12 kids and this is how you choose to spend the limited time you have.
hOrni@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You think his children would want to hang out with him?
KneeTitts@lemmy.world 1 year ago
this is how you choose to spend the limited time you have
My guess is that these guys saw someone like Bernie coming down the line at some point, a populist left wing politician who would have basically ended the billionaires free-for-all in america, and they said ‘well we gotta take over the entire government to stop this’, and people fell for it.
HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Pretty much, I hope that by doing so they’ve escalated the end of Corporate America…
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Wow, I can say with confidence that this is the first time I’ve ever wished for a plane to crash. Just one patriotic pilot is all it would take.
I really don’t like that these shitstains make me feel such vitriol…
KneeTitts@lemmy.world 1 year ago
first time I’ve ever wished for a plane to crash.
He’ll go out the same way Joffery went out, soon hopefully
Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Has the same vibes as homelander forcing the deep to eat the octopus.
ComradeMiao@lemmy.world 1 year ago
what does that mean? who is the crappy hamburger in this comparison lol
FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is it strange to say I think Mike is the highest threat in this picture? I think he stands to do the most damage wielding a republican trifecta.
Sure trmpf is president and all but, he isn’t as smart as Mike.
Brega@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Do they a) have a McDonalds Kitchen on the plane b) eat warmed up Burgers and Frys c) eat lukewarm Burgers and Frys
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 year ago
[deleted]LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Trump loves McDonald’s. Remember the time he served it at the Whitehouse for some event?
TheDeepState@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m sure RFK is really going to eat that.
thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The man eats road kill. What do you expect
lepinkainen@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He has to or else it gets the hose
Etterra@lemmy.world 1 year ago
A real meeting of the mindless.
Disgracefulone@discuss.online 1 year ago
Elon’s far from mindless. He’s just a self-serving prick who would burn a country down to increase his stan- oh wait.
Yeah. Fuck.
He’s potentially the most dangerous person at that table. He doesn’t want power in the limelight - though he uses the limelight when he needs to, yes - he wants power behind the scenes. And he’s very good at getting what he wants. That much should be unambiguously clear.
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
IDK, I think Trump is still the most dangerous. He’s the most unhinged, and the Supreme Court recently ruled that he can’t be punished for any of the actions he takes as president. That combination makes him scarier than the others IMO.
Shadywack@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Agreed that he’s not mindless, but he’s a far cry from “genius”. He’s just a lucky dipshit narcissist.
qwet@lemm.ee 1 year ago
What a weird, lazy propo.
Emerald@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s been so odd seeing Trump cabinet picks come in because it feels like he is just picking conservative celebrities in a way, rather then actual politicians.
hydrospanner@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s looking more and more like this term will be “Celebrity Apprentice: Washington”.
Which, as sad as that is, is still preferable to the alternative where he has a small inner circle of actually smart far right strategists, who he trusts completely and follows their recommendations to the last detail.
I don’t know that it holds true across the board, but for Trump at least, it appears that in the right wing you get smarts or charisma/a following…but not both.
Trump is a flashy moron who appeals to the GOP base, which is comprised largely of morons. They need a moron at the top of the ticket to speak the language of their base, but in the process they’re stuck with a moron at the top when they win.
They’ll still do damage, no doubt, but I feel like the biggest check on Trump’s power is that he’s too stupid to wield it to maximum effect.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Are there many smart far right men that trump isn’t angry with?
militaryintelligence@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What a proud moment for the USA
ysjet@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Am I the only one that thinks this looks like a family gathering with Mike Johnson smiling proudly over the family ‘kids table’?
Like, exact same vibes as a bunch of random kids all shuffled away to a single kid’s table, and then the one adult (and boy is that stretching the definition) watching over them, and all of them trying to smile for the picture some random auntie none of them have met before is taking.
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
Is Elon’s left shoe bigger? Did he order “what the President’s having”?
index@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
The food looks unspoiled, are they actually eating that or just making ads?
ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This whole campaign seems to want to make having cheap fast food on private jets a thing. Maybe they think this humanizes them to Joe Blue-collar? Maybe one of them has terrible taste and the others just want to ironically be part of the club?
I don’t care what kind of reptilian lizard wizard is in charge of the galley on that plane, there’s no way you are breathing life back into McDs after schlepping that all the way from the frier to the tarmac.
Suavevillain@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I know it smell crazy in there.
bershang@szmer.info 1 year ago
Is McDonald’s right wing now?
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Under fascism, all corporations become an extension of the government. Those that refuse to are nationalized or eliminated.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
How is that different from communism?
Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 year ago
In fairness to him, he looks genuinely uncomfortable just holding it for this paid publicity shot. Not enough raw bear meat in it for him.
Boycott McDonalds, sponsors of Fascism 2025.
TheDeepState@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I boycott McDonalds because of the salmonella.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 year ago
He’d probably be more enthused with that given he’s one of the nutty raw milk boys.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ve never gotten food poisoning from them but lately it’s been the prices
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Yeah if RFK jr wasnt such a shitheel id feel bad for him, but he is infact a shitheel so I have only one want for him, suffering and pain.
sunbytes@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Air Force One is going to smell like fries forever now.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Fries, ketchup, makeup, and butt.
mightyfoolish@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What’s with this guy and McDonald’s? He even brought it on a plane?
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
He’s afraid of someone poisoning him.
I’m not joking. He probably should be too, he makes enemies of everyone he’s ever come in contact with. Including the people in this photo. He will use them until he has no more need for them, and then he will throw them under the bus, or ditch them, or now use one of the many arms of the federal government that will be at his whim to bury them. That’s what he does, he uses people and then disposes of them.
mightyfoolish@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why doesn’t he fear someone tempering with his MickyD’s?
JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Maybe they’ll forget to take their cholesterol meds with all the childlike excitement they seem to be having about eating McDs.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Musk is buying whether or not he knows it
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If there was ever a nicer place to hit with a hellfire missile…
HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 year ago
It’s a shame no one ever gave Elon Musk the “You’re good enough I guess, please stop calling your ex-wife, move on.” talk to end his midlife crisis…