Does someone have the rest of the photo set or video… For research.
You have 8 seconds.
Submitted 1 year ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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jaschen@lemm.ee 1 year ago
samus12345@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Nothing, I don’t like small talk with strangers.
Ajel@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Boobs are not supposed to be a solid blob… What have you done to them?
I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Give girl lei
cowardsgfy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“why don’t you drop them drawers and let me tap that ass one good time?”
always works
Dead_or_Alive@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Me: Barely looking at her “Ohh hey Trish, sorry for not calling you back”
Her: Looks at me weird… “My names not Trish”
Me: Glance at Her a little closer. “Ohh sorry you look like someone I dated once.” Go back to staring ahead and exit the elevator like a boss.
GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
“Nice uhh, b-leather we’re having, uh.”
cry, drop my spaghetti and run out
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I wouldn’t say anything because some women find elevator pickup attempts intimidating.
Wanderer@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Just follow the good old rules of 1 and 2.
It’s not hard
lemonmelon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Don’t talk about fight club?
DON’T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB?
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Tbf women say they find just interacting with men at all intimidating, see: Bears. I just don’t talk to anyone anymore tbh.
I’m gonna die alone with my cats, but at least I won’t be called creepy for asking a woman out for coffee!
Use the apps
No, privacy nightmare.
fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Women won’t let men leave until they’ve squashed a bug that’s 20 feet away from them. The bear thing was always bullshit.
kilgore_trout@feddit.it 1 year ago
Don’t trust what the loud voices say.
Many, if not most, women are normal humans like you, looking for interaction like you.
hex@programming.dev 1 year ago
That’s just wrong and putting a blanket statement for no reason.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
No that’s not fair, they do not. Don’t be creepy in the elevator, or alone in the woods, or anywhere else where you guys are gonna say “because of the implication”.
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Way back when I was single, I could pick up a woman without even having to corner her.
Zip2@feddit.uk 1 year ago
“Up or down?”
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Honest flirtatious answer: I’d say nice dress and match the energy and vibe of her response.
Not flirtatious answer: ”it always feels weird how you can notice the acceleration in tall elevators”
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Damn! You do wonderful things for that dress.” But only if I have an available exit to walk away after. That one’s too forward for the actual elevator ride. Leave her an out, and also an opening.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 year ago
so its a rodeo
psmgx@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Well, Pac-man was originally called Puck-man. They changed it because… Not because Pac-man looks like a hockey puck. “Paku Paku” means “flap your mouth”, and they were worried that people would change, scratch out the P turn it into an F, like…
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
lischni_tschelowek@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Were you the Pac-man guy?
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No I was the fuck man guy… wait
selokichtli@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Wouldn’t say anything. I’d think about this song: “I took her to an elevator, I don’t know why but it had to start in somewhere, so it started there”.
A7thStone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You don’t have the proper PPE for the radiologically controlled area.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Well, considering the only elevator I take is to a secure area, I’d ask to see your visitor’s badge and inform you civilians aren’t allowed here unescorted.
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I got a gift card from the airport for challenging the “secret shopper” once. Apparently had walked past four actual employees before I challenged him. I was on my way to the jobsite.
Slovene@feddit.nl 1 year ago
She IS the escort.
meliaesc@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Why do you assume she doesn’t have clearance?
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 year ago
We have 11 people with clearance and I know them all.
Toofpic@feddit.dk 1 year ago
Only cleav…ance. Haha!
Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No access badge clearly visible attached between neck and waist.
Superfool@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Get in the lift.
Stare while ripping an absolutely rancid fart that strips the enamel off her teeth.
Sharpie my number across her tits and give her “double-guns” on the way out
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Superfool@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Illecors@lemmy.cafe 1 year ago
Thanks for making me laugh!
Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 1 year ago
tryptamine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
“Im sorry, but you are fucking stunning… if I told you you had an amazing body, would you hold it against me? cue cheesy smile”
It’s probably not going to get me anywhere but it might make her laugh, or at least not file sexual harassment charges for speaking to her… lol
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 year ago
Don’t do this lol
tryptamine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
In reality I would do what most people would and just keep to myself…
Just thought I would add some comedy to the thread 😎
Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 year ago
‘What a nice blouse you have on there’
problematicPanther@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If a hotdog is a sandwich, is the ocean a soup?
AllOutOfBubbleGum@lemmy.world 1 year ago
A hotdog is a taco.
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 1 year ago
A hotdog is not a sandwich.
If you serve bacon, lettuce, and tomato on a plate, you do not call that a sandwich.
But if you serve a hotdog without a bun, you still call it a hotdog.
QED.
samus12345@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And using that same reasoning, a hotdog on a bun is a sandwich.
ben_dover@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
In German, that would be a just a sausage
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 year ago
It is The Primordial Soup
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I would like the primordial salad instead
Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Nothing because I’m taking the stairs
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Tip my fedora and say M’Lady
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I was expecting this to be a video where her tits bounce in an elevator. Thoroughly disappointed.
werejay@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Are you an AI model?” #new_kind_of_creepy
kemsat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I was looking at my phone and didn’t notice you.
Mac@mander.xyz 1 year ago
I make brief eye contact, purse my lips to form a half-smile, and nod my head downward. Then i move to an open corner of the elevator, i pull my phone out, and i end my turn.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 year ago
The elevator stops at the next floor and a Chadbro™ enters. He does not notice you, and does not press any buttons on the elevator. He sniffs his pits before posting his hand on the wall beside the woman and whispers something in her ear. Her face changes to disgust and she darts a pleading glance in your direction, silently asking for help.
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 year ago
I put on my robe and wizard hat
Good_morning@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
I smile casually then turn slightly away from them before sitting down crossed legs facing away, trying to focus on my romantic web comics.
miljadisra@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Even superman can’t it make hump for 8 second. 🤣
Hestia@hexbear.net 1 year ago
sorry, i have a girlfriend already.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Absolutely nothing because people who have elevator conversations are not worth talking to.
butter@midwest.social 1 year ago
Hey. Some of my best conversations have taken place in an elevator.
But yeah, I’m not worth talking to
vivavideri@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“did you slap fletcher reed today?”