Does someone have the rest of the photo set or video… For research.
You have 8 seconds.
Submitted 1 year ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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jaschen@lemm.ee 1 year ago
werejay@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Are you an AI model?” #new_kind_of_creepy
kemsat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I was looking at my phone and didn’t notice you.
Ajel@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Boobs are not supposed to be a solid blob… What have you done to them?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Honest flirtatious answer: I’d say nice dress and match the energy and vibe of her response.
Not flirtatious answer: ”it always feels weird how you can notice the acceleration in tall elevators”
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Damn! You do wonderful things for that dress.” But only if I have an available exit to walk away after. That one’s too forward for the actual elevator ride. Leave her an out, and also an opening.
tryptamine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
“Im sorry, but you are fucking stunning… if I told you you had an amazing body, would you hold it against me? cue cheesy smile”
It’s probably not going to get me anywhere but it might make her laugh, or at least not file sexual harassment charges for speaking to her… lol
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 year ago
Don’t do this lol
tryptamine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
In reality I would do what most people would and just keep to myself…
Just thought I would add some comedy to the thread 😎
HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 1 year ago
How much?
socsa@piefed.social 1 year ago
Your mom was right
hperrin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ve probably got somewhere to be, so I’m just hoping you’ll ride the elevator in silence like me.
riodoro1@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Bitch wats to be sexually assaulted or what?
Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
No matter how they look, no matter what they wear, nobody wants to be sexually assaulted. No one ever does.
bamfic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
True statement: when I first heard the Perry Farrel song, I thought he was singing “She’s got great tits, she’s got great tits”. Turns out he was singing " They make great pets" and it was a song about an alien invasion of Earth.
Num10ck@lemmy.world 1 year ago
from Porno for Pyros ‘Pets’ song the lyric is ‘We’ll make great pets’
bamfic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Corrected, thanks
cowardsgfy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“why don’t you drop them drawers and let me tap that ass one good time?”
always works
Dead_or_Alive@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Me: Barely looking at her “Ohh hey Trish, sorry for not calling you back”
Her: Looks at me weird… “My names not Trish”
Me: Glance at Her a little closer. “Ohh sorry you look like someone I dated once.” Go back to staring ahead and exit the elevator like a boss.
Zip2@feddit.uk 1 year ago
“Up or down?”
selokichtli@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Wouldn’t say anything. I’d think about this song: “I took her to an elevator, I don’t know why but it had to start in somewhere, so it started there”.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
8 seconds? Is she going up one floor?
paddirn@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s a bit nipply in here, huh?
Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 year ago
‘What a nice blouse you have on there’
miljadisra@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Even superman can’t it make hump for 8 second. 🤣
beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
“Christ, what an asshole, am i right?!”
NutWrench@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Nature has been extraordinary kind to you.”
vivavideri@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“did you slap fletcher reed today?”
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 year ago
so its a rodeo
I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Give girl lei
mihor@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
What do the b👀bs say?
EllenKelly@hexbear.net 1 year ago
Mammary glands are derived from the similar structures as sweat glads, grossoid.
marcos@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is this elevator always that fast?
(Before hitting either the ceiling or the floor and both dying, probably.)