Does someone have the rest of the photo set or video… For research.
You have 8 seconds.
Submitted 3 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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jaschen@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
werejay@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Are you an AI model?” #new_kind_of_creepy
kemsat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I was looking at my phone and didn’t notice you.
Ajel@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Boobs are not supposed to be a solid blob… What have you done to them?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Honest flirtatious answer: I’d say nice dress and match the energy and vibe of her response.
Not flirtatious answer: ”it always feels weird how you can notice the acceleration in tall elevators”
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Damn! You do wonderful things for that dress.” But only if I have an available exit to walk away after. That one’s too forward for the actual elevator ride. Leave her an out, and also an opening.
tryptamine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
“Im sorry, but you are fucking stunning… if I told you you had an amazing body, would you hold it against me? cue cheesy smile”
It’s probably not going to get me anywhere but it might make her laugh, or at least not file sexual harassment charges for speaking to her… lol
fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
Don’t do this lol
tryptamine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
In reality I would do what most people would and just keep to myself…
Just thought I would add some comedy to the thread 😎
HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
How much?
socsa@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Your mom was right
hperrin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’ve probably got somewhere to be, so I’m just hoping you’ll ride the elevator in silence like me.
riodoro1@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Bitch wats to be sexually assaulted or what?
Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
No matter how they look, no matter what they wear, nobody wants to be sexually assaulted. No one ever does.
bamfic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
True statement: when I first heard the Perry Farrel song, I thought he was singing “She’s got great tits, she’s got great tits”. Turns out he was singing " They make great pets" and it was a song about an alien invasion of Earth.
Num10ck@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
from Porno for Pyros ‘Pets’ song the lyric is ‘We’ll make great pets’
bamfic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Corrected, thanks
cowardsgfy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“why don’t you drop them drawers and let me tap that ass one good time?”
always works
Dead_or_Alive@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Me: Barely looking at her “Ohh hey Trish, sorry for not calling you back”
Her: Looks at me weird… “My names not Trish”
Me: Glance at Her a little closer. “Ohh sorry you look like someone I dated once.” Go back to staring ahead and exit the elevator like a boss.
Zip2@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
“Up or down?”
selokichtli@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Wouldn’t say anything. I’d think about this song: “I took her to an elevator, I don’t know why but it had to start in somewhere, so it started there”.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
8 seconds? Is she going up one floor?
paddirn@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s a bit nipply in here, huh?
Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
‘What a nice blouse you have on there’
miljadisra@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Even superman can’t it make hump for 8 second. 🤣
beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
“Christ, what an asshole, am i right?!”
NutWrench@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Nature has been extraordinary kind to you.”
vivavideri@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“did you slap fletcher reed today?”
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
so its a rodeo
I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Give girl lei
mihor@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
What do the b👀bs say?
EllenKelly@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
Mammary glands are derived from the similar structures as sweat glads, grossoid.
marcos@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Is this elevator always that fast?
(Before hitting either the ceiling or the floor and both dying, probably.)