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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • callouscomic@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “I need less time to finish.”

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  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    8 seconds? Is she going up one floor?

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  • TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The modern mind is in complete disarray. Knowledge has stretched itself to the point where neither the world nor our intelligence can find any foot-hold. It is a fact that we are suffering from nihilism.

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  • HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How much?

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  • paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s a bit nipply in here, huh?

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  • Fleur_@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Second 1: introduce myself Second 2: Andrew Tate pose Second 3: obtain phone number Second 4: go on date Second 5: head home with them Second 6: get touchy Second 7: undress Second 8: get off at my floor because I already came at second 1.

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    • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      m.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

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    • EllenKelly@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Youre disgusting.

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      • Fleur_@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yeah my bad for responding to the premise with sexual comedy rather than quirky comedy

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      • GiveOver@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I know, who gets phone numbers these days?

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  • hperrin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’ve probably got somewhere to be, so I’m just hoping you’ll ride the elevator in silence like me.

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  • Fleur_@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Considering it’s only 8 seconds this must be the fastest fucking elevator ever so I’m probably screaming

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    • Damage@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The elevator is actually out of order, she likes hanging in there, but you leave as soon as you see it doesn’t work

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      • littlewonder@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Is she a ghost?

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  • mihor@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What do the b👀bs say?

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    • EllenKelly@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Mammary glands are derived from the similar structures as sweat glads, grossoid.

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  • Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nothing. It’s eight seconds and both of us are probably going to be glancing at our phones anyway.

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  • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is getting insane. I (somewhat at least) get those “you have 24hs with me” ones but what am i gonna do with you in 8 seconds. Id rather spend 24h with an egirl than 8 seconds with you lol.

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  • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Is this elevator always that fast?

    (Before hitting either the ceiling or the floor and both dying, probably.)

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  • Hikermick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Going down?

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  • just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Realistically nothing. You gain very little by saying something then you lose not saying anything. The only time people somewhat appreciate being talked to is when they already recognise you a little…

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Your mom was right

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  • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Omg girl, you look amazing in that dress. I’m so jealous. Be safe girl and remember to cover your drink.

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    • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Literally the only correct answer other than polite silence.

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      • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        That’s not how ‘literally’ works

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      • Damage@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        There’s always “hello” and “have a nice day”

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  • riodoro1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Bitch wats to be sexually assaulted or what?

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    • Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No matter how they look, no matter what they wear, nobody wants to be sexually assaulted. No one ever does.

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  • bamfic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    True statement: when I first heard the Perry Farrel song, I thought he was singing “She’s got great tits, she’s got great tits”. Turns out he was singing " They make great pets" and it was a song about an alien invasion of Earth.

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    • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      from Porno for Pyros ‘Pets’ song the lyric is ‘We’ll make great pets’

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      • bamfic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Corrected, thanks

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  • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s because you have big jugs.

    I mean, I want to squeeze em!

    Mamma!

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    • RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Risky click of the day paid off

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    • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Damn. Mod removed my comment because it said “boobies”. Surprised yours is still up.

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    • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I was thinking about this exact scene

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    • azalty@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What the fuck was that x)

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      • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Liar liar. 90s movie where Jim Carey plays a lawyer that gets put under a spell or something n then can’t tell a lie anymore.

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  • beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Christ, what an asshole, am i right?!”

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  • NutWrench@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Nature has been extraordinary kind to you.”

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  • Emi@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nothing and just awkwardly stare on the floor or wall, like with anyone else.

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  • hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t understand. What’s a uniform gravitational field and why does it feel like standing in an accelerating elevator?

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    • woodenghost@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s just that normal gravity on earth feels exactly like being in an accelerating escalator in space. So you can’t tell the difference from the inside. Like in the elevator you can ask them, wether your still on earth or accelerating in space. Einstein used this thought experiment to develop the general theory of relativity.

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      • hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Aaah. I understand. :)

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    • GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This is a joke about Einstein’s form of the Equivalence Principle:

      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equivalence_principle

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      • hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The weak equivalence principle, also known as the universality of free fall or the Galilean equivalence principle can be stated in many ways.

        And

        “… in a uniform gravitational field all objects, regardless of their composition, fall with precisely the same acceleration.” “The weak equivalence principle implicitly assumes that the falling objects are bound by non-gravitational forces.”[11]

        I’m just beginning to understand. I’m not there yet.

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  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What floor?

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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Boobies

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    • EllenKelly@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Delete this.

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  • nobleshift@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
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    • badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s how you can tell if you’re accelerating

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      • socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        For a small moment in time my dick and my brain will have separable frames of reference

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  • iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Absolutely nothing, because I wouldn’t want a stranger to talk to me in an elevator and I was raised to do unto others.

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    • theneverfox@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I feel awkward being in public without interaction. It’s like my brain goes into overdrive, trying to predict a sudden interaction incoming like a quick time event

      I’d comment on something slightly more relevant than the weather, because the conversation can then fade to comfortable silence (for me at least) knowing no more conversation is likely, or I’d do what I always do when someone engages - everyone has something interesting about them, I’ll throw the conversation in random directions until I find a topic worth speaking about

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  • Fixbeat@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you jump at the right moment, you can achieve weightlessness.

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