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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hey, good news, Elon. Most of us have gone from calling it “twitter” to calling it “that facist shithole that used to be twitter”.

  Good job wasting 43 BILLION dollars only to see it’s traffic literally cut in half, you micro-penised shitstain on society. You will not be remembered as the genius your group of ass kissers tell you you are. You’ll be remembered as being dumber than a one brain celled orange tabby.

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  • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’re being optimistic. He won’t be remembered at all.

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    • Moob@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      All the biggest disasters are remembered.

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  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And it’s now less than one year salary because greed.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      …who’s salary? I don’t make anywhere close to 43 billion a year. What job do YOU have???

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  • Yurgenst@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s giving him too much credit, orange cats are just dumb not evil. He sucks the life of of people, encourages the spread of disease and death. He’s a mosquito. Just an annoying, insignificant bug that will only be remembered for the discomfort he caused.

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  • uis@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I thought we always called it “radical shithole”. Not much changed. It’s just SJWs making indie gamedevs suicide were replaced with Christians making everyone else suicide.

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    • HawlSera@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      God I hate the pedo hunts, like yeah even if they find real freaks… The fact that so many who weren’t guilty had their lives ruined and in some cases ended over bullshit accusations is offensive, especially since evidence collected in an illicit manner is not admissible in court.

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  • Lightor@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well he did take a fairly neutral platform used to spread ideas and form movements and destroy it. So I’m sure the right and the rich are happy about that.

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    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They are. This is the equivalent of a 19th century steel tycoon buying up newspapers all across the country. It’s an investment.

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  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nag, I just call it shitter when I’m bored of “Twitter”.

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• moon@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  X is still such a stupid fucking name. I feel cringe saying that.

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  • InternetUser2012@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I won’t. It will always be twitter, and he bought it because people made fun of him.

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    • HawlSera@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He offered to buy it as a joke, and was forced to finish the transaction.

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    • frunch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As long as twitter.com redirects there, it’s twitter 👐

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  • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s very “hacking, trenchcoats, and Muse are cool” isn’t it?

    Like, yeah. Obviously this guy thought of it… Image

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    • yemmly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What did Muse do to deserve this?

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  • uis@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    X11 is such a great name

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    • moon@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I always just hear it referred to as xorg, which I pronounce “x-org”

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• VantaBrandon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Its almost funnier to see every news publication constantly refer to it as “X (formerly known as Twitter”), the constant need to remind people of how stupid the decision was it amusing

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  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I prefer “Twitter (temporarily known as X)”

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    • CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That would imply he or someone else will change the name back to Twitter

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    • suzune@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ex Twitter

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He looks high as giraffe pussy in that picture.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    …ya know, I’m 40 years old, and up until this point in my life I’ve never once considered what a giraffe pussy looks like…and my brain isn’t capable of doing so. Maybe that’s a good thing.

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They got a zoo in your town?

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    • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ask and you shall receive:

      NSFW, but not pornographic

      Click here for a non-sexualized video of the birth of a baby giraffe. It’s pretty high!

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    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      black lips to match the tongue

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  • itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The bottom eyelids are a dead giveaway

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  • Banichan@dormi.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Joe Rogan, is that you?

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Maybe he should buy Alphabet and rename their search engine.

  Ooh or he could buy out Kleenex and rename that.

  What the fuck would make someone throw out the name Twitter? It wasn’t a bad name. It wasn’t like…Phillip Morris or something.

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  • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “wasn’t a bad name” is the understatement of the year. it was one of the most successful brand names ever. normal people with functioning brains would kill to have a brand that’s so ingrained in the language, especially without the threat of genericizing the trademark.

    xerox didn’t want people to use xerox as a generic verb to mean photocopy, or kleenex the same for a generic tissue.

    but Twitter was never used to mean another social media site, and tweeting never means posting on Facebook or Tumblr or whatever. a tweet is specifically a post on Twitter. that’s the perfect brand.

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    • rekorse@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is this just a really bad business deal followed by absurdly poor leadership, but very visible?

      Did Elon make it obvious he had a completely different vision for twitter when he talked about buying it?

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  • fox2263@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He’s been wanting to have an “everything” company named X for years, since before PayPal I think. So he jumped at the chance to ruin twitter of course and rebuild it from the top down

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    • masterofn001@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He was let go at PayPal because he tried to make it x.

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  • radicalautonomy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe he should buy Alphabet and rename their search engine.

    He’d probably do it because of his hatred for “aLphABeT PeOpLE!” like his own kid. That fucking prick. If he was on fire, I’d piss on him, but not at the base of the flames.

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  • Zink@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think all he managed to do, other than torching a legendary amount of money, was to create a bunch of easy content for some lazy college students in marketing 101. The ones who don’t want to dig to find something more interesting and nuanced.

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  • 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t think he has $1T, which is half the market cap

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• Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There’s no such thing as deadnaming a company/corporation/brand, they aren’t a living entity and have no will of their own, the one offended is their owner.

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  • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    except they get more rights

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m fine with offending Musk by calling his precious website Twitter. Aren’t you?

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    • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It isn’t exactly dead naming, of course i’ll happily do it. I did it for multiple other corporation that change hand and name, i’ll still call the name that i used to call it, confusing the younger generation is a plus, offending the CEO is the goal.

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  • Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And yet Elon’s mad that everyone still calls the platform he’s managed to actually make worse “twitter”.

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  • Lightor@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’d be rightfully surprised.

    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_personhood

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m gonna deadname his company for as long as he deadnames his kid :)

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• CaptDust@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m still pushing Xitter, pronounced with the “shee” sound

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s what I call it.

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  • Aedis@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is the way.

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• HawlSera@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It is always morally correct to deadname transphobes. Including JD Vance who’s “Real” name is James Bowman

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  • Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thought it was Couchfucker McGuy-liner?

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    • pancakes@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The D in his name is for couch because that’s the only place he wants to put it

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  • 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    what like “Tommy Robinson, Whose Real Name Is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon”, where you have to use the full name at all times

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is there anything the average person can do to increase the running cost of Twitter without increasing their revenue?

  Like, can we just automate uploading videos of nothing meaningful, and re-loading them over and over forever?

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• OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Awww. Poor Twitler doesn’t like his propaganda arm called Twitter.

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s pretty much what I’ve said about Twitter since he changed the name- I’ll keep calling it Twitter while he still allows deadnaming.

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• Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I thought we all agreed to call it shitter?

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  • blindbunny@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Xitter

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    • uis@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Musk made CCP happy

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  • Traegert@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    South park called that years ago

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• makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What is deadnaming?

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  • subignition@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Intentionally using the former name ("dead name") of a (typically trans) person with the intent to cause harm

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    • makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Okay, now that you’ve edited your comment to clarify, it makes sense. The term dead seemed quite literal in your previous and original text, but now I can see it is a term for that part of society, when they change their name and leave the ordinary behind., and it is insulting to that person.

      Since it wasn’t clear at the start, but that’s okay. Now it makes sense.

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    • makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That is incredibly niche. I’m sure 99.999% of the population would not know what that is, were it happening to them.

      I mean, how many names of dead trans people would the general person on the street know?

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  • NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When saying the name of a trans person, it’s when you use their previous name from before their transition. E.g. saying Ellen Page instead of Elliot Page.

    Presumably it can also mean just calling someone by their previous name that they prefer to leave behind, even if not trans.

    I have no idea who Musk’s child is and no desire to look it up.

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    • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He (or she, I really don’t remember) became famous from receiving a really bad name.

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• interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t call it, this place is irrelevant, just don’t mention it anymore, only idiots, normies and boomers are left

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  • Tja@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Only the vast majority of the population are left” is a weird argument to make.

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• AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Never. “X” is so cringey to say.

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• ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ll call it twitter until twitter.com is a different website

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• oyo@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dude literally bought Kleenex and insists you call it facial tissue paper.

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• Neon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  deadnames?

  Like, something with AEX12? Pretty sure it doesn’t mean he has an actual dead child

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• inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Corporations are not people. They do not have a sense of identity. They do not deserve the same rights as humans. They are not capable of being affected by things like gender dysphoria. A corporation does not have feelings and is only a word we use to describe a collective form of actions made by ACTUAL humans.

  You literally can not deadname a company. But Elon should understand the hypocrisy none the less.

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I still don’t use twitter

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What about his child? The one with the name that qualifies as a good password?

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• theacharnian@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Haha, funny. This guy thinks he can tell me what to do.

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• Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I was following various folks on there but never much posted.

  Then, a couple weeks ago they implemented some kind of “live” feature that started spamming notifications like crazy. The only way to disable it was to disable user notifications, which means Twitter went totally quiet for me.

  I’ve checked in a couple times in the interim, but looks like I’m pretty much done with that app. I guess it was Elon’s next step on the path to destroying Twitter.

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• Hikermick@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Musk-chan?

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• expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  don’t worry, i don’t name either

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• TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I will absolutely not call it anything but twitter

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• mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Asking out of genuine curiosity how would one go about moderating or restricting deadnaming on Twitter from an applicable technical perspective?

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• kokesh@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Twitter twitter twitter, you asshole

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• SurfinBird@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can we call it Twix

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