AMEN!
I want to know how all the people in that picture dealg with parking. They must have had huge parking structures.
Submitted 10 months ago by AnonWyo@startrek.website to [deleted]
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AMEN!
I want to know how all the people in that picture dealg with parking. They must have had huge parking structures.
No they were at a German flea market. The American mind can’t understand a continent of people with no means to move from spot to spot without walking.
Stands to reasons, since most depictions of this Jesus character show him as VERY white and VERY European.
I love the idea of him telling a parable with a comical German accent.
“Da! Hullo! Wilkommen to mein sermon on mein mount!”
They have cars in the Middle East?
Oh. Wait. Just the Israelis.
Bullshit, ISIS have toyota hilux.
The middle east? Where gasoline/petrol is almost free? Dude. Buddy. Pal. The arabs have so many fucking cars. It’s insane. UAE, SE, etc. so. Many. Cars.
JESUS DIDN’T SAY THAT I HOPE YOU GET CANCER
Do you just go full Facebook?? You never go full Facebook!
Dont tell me what to do cunt.
Fuck you, I’ll do what I fucking want to cunt, what you gonna do, stab me?
Yeh what the fuck is this shit? Op can go to hell
I shan’t argue
This image is fake. Can’t believe I’m the only one that can tell.
I also saw it. Jesus wasn’t white
Nobody in the Bible was white 😅
I am going to laugh my ass off if we ever find some letter talking about some albino Jewish magician street preacher getting crucified by Pilot.
IT’S A METAPHOR, NOT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY
Did he say “Blessed are the cheesemakers”?
Pipe down, big-nose!
What’s so special about cheesemakers?
After viewing that, I think Jesus needs to heal my glaucoma or something…
I’m loving the argumentative comments here! Christmas spirit at it’s finest chefs kiss
Fuck you and have a very merry christmas, you asshole!
This is not a meme, and OP is always posting lies about the Holy Ghost 👻
Holy Ghost?
What the hell is this? An episode of Scooby-Doo?
“And I would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you God and Jesus kids!”
I’m not a biblical scholar, like at all, but isn’t that exactly the sort of thing he’d say/ do?
Clearly you have no idea what you’re talking about
Like yeah I don’t, but didn’t he curse a fig tree for not having fruit, while it wasn’t fig season?
Didn’t he get himself executed for like being offended that people were doing business at the temple?
How is that not taking shit personally and arguing with strangers?
Pft. Guy admits he’s not a biblical scholar then proceeds to have an opinion on the matter. Ridiculous
Oh ok
Extra-canonically he was certainly talking a lot about dank images:
Jesus said, "When you see your likeness, you are happy. But when you see your images that came into being before you and that neither die nor become visible, how much you will have to bear!"
[…] Jesus said to them, "When you make the two into one, […] an image in place of an image, then you will enter [the kingdom]."
(This was more relating to Plato’s concept of eikon and what was effectively a version of the simulation hypothesis in antiquity, but if we throw out the context it could potentially be talking about memes.)
potentially?
It was definitely about memes. It’s why the Gospel of Thomas is heresy.
See I like your work. I don’t get why you buy into Bible Literalism. Go ahead and publish already something already on the Gospel of Thomas. I will buy it if you do.
He is a fictional. The question is if the writer needs him to do it or not.
He was almost certainly not fictional.
Fictional constructs don’t end up having bitterly opposed factions splintering off within decades of their supposed death, but that’s an extremely common feature of nearly every cult organized around a historical central figure.
The specific depiction of Jesus canonized likely has many fictional elements, but the idea that there was no historical figure in the first place is pretty ludicrous.
He never said that stupid.
Prove it.
He didn’t exist therefore he said nothing. QED
the word of the lord, amen
Why should I give a damn what your religious figure says? This meme is stupid and you should feel bad. /s
Blasphemy!
Why the hell should I listen to that? This is just stupid.
🙏
HELLO RONNIE ITS YOUR MEEMAW EVELYN. I DONT UNDERSTAND FACEBOOK COMPUTERS OR WHY YOU LIKE BOYS THAT WAY BUT I LOVE YOU AND JESUS LOVES YOU PLEASE DONT GET ANY MORE TATOOS
Fighting the good fight.
I was just gonna get incoherent and then ignore responses to my post
this is extremely offensive to me.
kaffiene@lemmy.world 10 months ago
And post offensive stupid stuff publically and act surprised when people don’t like it
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hells yeah! Also gotta downvote facts that contradict ya. That’ll teach 'em.
SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
And at worst send death threats if somebody else posts things not to their liking, because freeze peach.
Slovene@feddit.nl 10 months ago
That’s not at worst. At worst is: murder employees of a French magazine or murder doctors to preserve the sanctity of life.
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
that seems more anti free speech than anything