TheRealLinga
@TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Clean butt 2 days ago:
Thought and prayers 🙏
- Comment on Emojiis are hieroglyphics 1 month ago:
I was hoping someone else noticed this. Maybe they have a time traveling house?
- Comment on Me when my parents told me they first met in the summer of 1999 & started dating the following year and I did the math (dad - 1959, mom - 1984) 2 months ago:
👆found the 16 year old👆
- Comment on Yule Tidings 2 months ago:
But my state is the besttttt you can’t lump me in with the other 'Mericans nooooo
- Comment on Yule Tidings 2 months ago:
Im going to break a chunk off Jupiter and bring it into Earth’s orbit so we have a second moon!
- Comment on Pin head 5 months ago:
You, Pinhead! I’M DIRTY DAN
- Comment on Colours of Blood 5 months ago:
You’re right. It’s the Sounding Worm that is the penis parasite, not Penis Worm. Sounding Worms are aptly named because they get inside the urethra and live there, and can even cause orgasm when excited.
- Comment on Be a rebel, pick up trash. 5 months ago:
Hey, that’s cheating!
- Submitted 5 months ago to [deleted] | 46 comments
- Comment on I don't trust like that. 5 months ago:
Mosquitos are pollinators!
- Comment on I don't trust like that. 5 months ago:
A stripper bastard? Haven’t heard that one. Gonna use it with me pirate persona for Halloween, thank ye
- Submitted 5 months ago to [deleted] | 26 comments
- Comment on Relationship goals 5 months ago:
I couldn’t agree with you more. I’m straight, and I love it when my wife does stuff to my booty
- Comment on New song just dropped 5 months ago:
Eatin’ wormies out a pot that some wet ass pigeon
- Comment on Explains a lot... 5 months ago:
That poor frogged didn’t do nobody no harm. How they gonna do my homie like that 😢
- Comment on Treegasmic 5 months ago:
Well this confirms it. I might as well give in…
spank me, tree Daddy!
- Comment on every damn morning 5 months ago:
I actually drink something very similar (zero sugar) as well! Sio it in the morning, stay hydrated… the insomnia is something I’ve had since I was a kid, unsuccessfully treated. At least I don’t have to sleep as much as average people!
- Submitted 5 months ago to [deleted] | 60 comments
