TheRealLinga
@TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Me when my parents told me they first met in the summer of 1999 & started dating the following year and I did the math (dad - 1959, mom - 1984) 3 weeks ago:
👆found the 16 year old👆
- Comment on Yule Tidings 4 weeks ago:
But my state is the besttttt you can’t lump me in with the other 'Mericans nooooo
- Comment on Yule Tidings 4 weeks ago:
Im going to break a chunk off Jupiter and bring it into Earth’s orbit so we have a second moon!
- Comment on Pin head 2 months ago:
You, Pinhead! I’M DIRTY DAN
- Comment on Colours of Blood 2 months ago:
You’re right. It’s the Sounding Worm that is the penis parasite, not Penis Worm. Sounding Worms are aptly named because they get inside the urethra and live there, and can even cause orgasm when excited.
- Comment on Be a rebel, pick up trash. 2 months ago:
Hey, that’s cheating!
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- Comment on I don't trust like that. 2 months ago:
Mosquitos are pollinators!
- Comment on I don't trust like that. 2 months ago:
A stripper bastard? Haven’t heard that one. Gonna use it with me pirate persona for Halloween, thank ye
- Submitted 2 months ago to [deleted] | 26 comments
- Comment on Relationship goals 2 months ago:
I couldn’t agree with you more. I’m straight, and I love it when my wife does stuff to my booty
- Comment on New song just dropped 2 months ago:
Eatin’ wormies out a pot that some wet ass pigeon
- Comment on Explains a lot... 3 months ago:
That poor frogged didn’t do nobody no harm. How they gonna do my homie like that 😢
- Comment on Treegasmic 3 months ago:
Well this confirms it. I might as well give in…
spank me, tree Daddy!
- Comment on every damn morning 3 months ago:
I actually drink something very similar (zero sugar) as well! Sio it in the morning, stay hydrated… the insomnia is something I’ve had since I was a kid, unsuccessfully treated. At least I don’t have to sleep as much as average people!
- Submitted 3 months ago to [deleted] | 60 comments
- Comment on Nice 4 months ago:
Noice
- Comment on Karaoke place 4 months ago:
This song randomly shows up in my head like some prophecy of doom
- Comment on Cheese board 5 months ago:
This brings me back! Aphex Twin will always be awesome. And super strange!
The music video for Windowlicker is a whole other kind of strange. Watch it.
- Comment on Disaster strikes 5 months ago:
Yes I came here to make this point and you both had already made it! Sheet suspenders are awesomely simple!
- Comment on It seemed like a good idea at the time 5 months ago:
Sand, Biting sand insects, sand in the tent, crazy wind, sand in the food, more sand.
Beach is great for the day, but I’ve learned to camp in the woods near the beach… not at the beach
- Comment on Gecko 5 months ago:
I wish I had a tail in the first place!
My butt plug tail doesn’t wiggle the way I want unfortunately
- Comment on There's rupees in there 6 months ago:
I love that I get this reference!
- Comment on It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem 7 months ago:
Who says their dick is bigger? Maybe they have a smaller dick… would you be into it then?
- Comment on kissies 8 months ago:
Dogs are the poop cleaners of the world!
Except for how much poop they make…
Maybe dogs are pooping out the poops they ate? Is the dog ourobouros?
- Comment on ‘They Are Just Pissed Off’: Scott Galloway Warns Young People Are ‘Opting Out of America’ As Older Generations Failed Them 8 months ago:
The future belongs to the Proles!
- Comment on Long time 9 months ago:
Sounds fortunate to me
- Comment on He's got a point 9 months ago:
People specialized in hand/arm/rotator cuff bodywork can help you with that. You might have to try a few different therapists before you find one that’s good, but it’s worth it to get relief.
Source- am a bodyworker
- Comment on Hooooooooooooooooooot 9 months ago:
Donnieeeeeee
- Comment on mimic 9 months ago:
Idk tell me!
