ElBarto
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works
I make shitty joke and say dumb shit.
- Comment on Spanish government to regulate online porn access to protect minors 10 months ago:
Ahhh, makes sense.
- Comment on Spanish government to regulate online porn access to protect minors 10 months ago:
Lol, porno
- Comment on Meta admits using pirated books to train AI, but won't pay for it 10 months ago:
Image One of the founders of The Pirate Bay.
- Comment on Yep, makes sense 10 months ago:
Free Egg And Rice.
- Comment on Notorious arcade gamer Billy Mitchell settles suit over Donkey Kong world record 10 months ago:
We should start 🤙 Ng that kid that got the Pac man kill screen as the greatest arcade game player in history. Just to piss this weird old man with a dyed “beard” and cheap AF looking American flag tie.
- Comment on please no 10 months ago:
I just used OPs picture as a visualisation of of way of sbowballing, but yeah, this is just a good old fashioned spit swap.
- Comment on please no 10 months ago:
Well when two people really like each other, one will finish in the others mouth, then the other will come share their treat with the other, sometimes like the picture sometimes more intimately.
- Comment on Workplace 10 months ago:
Yeah, they work from home.
- Comment on Workplace 10 months ago:
When life gives you lemons, make an insanely unsafe van home with an open wood fire and plenty of cheap exposed wood.
- Comment on Yeah, I'm gonna take a second opinion on that... 10 months ago:
Unless your building or infrastructure was built after they became a thing, everything else, air bubble.
- Comment on Their Songs Were Stolen by Phantom Artists. They Couldn’t Get Them Back. | Bad Dog, a group from D.C., was forced to take a crash course in streaming fraud, a shadowy realm that costs musicians $2b/yr 10 months ago:
Yeah you just gotta be the first to get the tracks into the system. When I uploaded some of my music to the system it was kinda weird how easy it was.
- Comment on Yeah, I'm gonna take a second opinion on that... 10 months ago:
It still makes me laugh all our building’s paths and stuff like that are judged by a floating air bubble in a coloured liquid.
- Comment on Tourism Australia accused of breaching its ethical advertising obligations after funding trips for social media influencers who did not flag their resulting content was sponsored 10 months ago:
Ahh cool, nice use of tax payers money sending struggling entertainer Hamish Blake on a holiday…
- Comment on There are no accidents 10 months ago:
And that’s why you need a secure and tight plug.
- Comment on A literal child taking orders in a fast food restaurant in the US 10 months ago:
Do you think we should send the kids back to the mines?
Well, I’m not fucking going down there.
- Comment on Fuck the balloon police 10 months ago:
My country town is really into ballooning, so there’s always a bunch of balloons flying around here and there, so no one would even notice an extra one floating around, unless you were a dick and flying low.
- Comment on 10 months ago:
Both, there’s actually a Cloning facility in north Hollywood, they have the original Barney locked away, it’s kinda sad seeing him laying there in the fetal position crying whilst singing " I love you, you love me, were a happy family".
The left over Robin Williams clones make up for it tho.
- Comment on I can't argue with his point. 10 months ago:
Ok, so we can never ever change the name.
- Comment on Goodbye MatPat, thanks for everything 10 months ago:
I’m not gonna lie, that choked me up really good, I really needed that at the time.
- Comment on Honda debuts new global EV series, Honda Zero, coming in 2026 10 months ago:
I really hope that back end is the charging port and you get to park you car like one of those toy cars that you you ‘charge’ up and fire across the room.
- Comment on So, we gotta trick the rich into letting us eat them. 10 months ago:
Yeah I fucked up, had a shitty day and didn’t pay attention, but .eh, still funny tho, just I’m an idiot.
- Comment on So, we gotta trick the rich into letting us eat them. 10 months ago:
I want to see this done like an episode of Judge Judy, but it’s some bored king as judge.
- Comment on So, we gotta trick the rich into letting us eat them. 10 months ago:
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- Comment on Creamy centres 10 months ago:
It’s supposed to say ElBarto, but I’m guessing some of the characters won’t show for you.
- Comment on Somebodies gotta do it I guess. 10 months ago:
- Comment on Creamy centres 10 months ago:
Isn’t it obvious?
- Comment on Creamy centres 10 months ago:
Ahhhk, cool, good to know, so I have some time to work with.
- Comment on Creamy centres 10 months ago:
Does it come pre armed with a knife or do I have to provide one of my own for it to use?
- Comment on Every time I'm trying to decide what new show I should check out 10 months ago:
But I’m already midway through watching ds9
