ElBarto

@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spanish government to regulate online porn access to protect minors⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahhh, makes sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spanish government to regulate online porn access to protect minors⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol, porno

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta admits using pirated books to train AI, but won't pay for it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Image One of the founders of The Pirate Bay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yep, makes sense⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Free Egg And Rice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Notorious arcade gamer Billy Mitchell settles suit over Donkey Kong world record⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  We should start 🤙 Ng that kid that got the Pac man kill screen as the greatest arcade game player in history. Just to piss this weird old man with a dyed “beard” and cheap AF looking American flag tie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨please no⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I just used OPs picture as a visualisation of of way of sbowballing, but yeah, this is just a good old fashioned spit swap.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨please no⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Well when two people really like each other, one will finish in the others mouth, then the other will come share their treat with the other, sometimes like the picture sometimes more intimately.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Workplace⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, they work from home.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Workplace⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  When life gives you lemons, make an insanely unsafe van home with an open wood fire and plenty of cheap exposed wood.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeah, I'm gonna take a second opinion on that...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Unless your building or infrastructure was built after they became a thing, everything else, air bubble.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Their Songs Were Stolen by Phantom Artists. They Couldn’t Get Them Back. | Bad Dog, a group from D.C., was forced to take a crash course in streaming fraud, a shadowy realm that costs musicians $2b/yr⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah you just gotta be the first to get the tracks into the system. When I uploaded some of my music to the system it was kinda weird how easy it was.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeah, I'm gonna take a second opinion on that...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It still makes me laugh all our building’s paths and stuff like that are judged by a floating air bubble in a coloured liquid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tourism Australia accused of breaching its ethical advertising obligations after funding trips for social media influencers who did not flag their resulting content was sponsored⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahh cool, nice use of tax payers money sending struggling entertainer Hamish Blake on a holiday…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are no accidents⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  And that’s why you need a secure and tight plug.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A literal child taking orders in a fast food restaurant in the US⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you think we should send the kids back to the mines?

  Well, I’m not fucking going down there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck the balloon police⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  My country town is really into ballooning, so there’s always a bunch of balloons flying around here and there, so no one would even notice an extra one floating around, unless you were a dick and flying low.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Both, there’s actually a Cloning facility in north Hollywood, they have the original Barney locked away, it’s kinda sad seeing him laying there in the fetal position crying whilst singing " I love you, you love me, were a happy family".

  The left over Robin Williams clones make up for it tho.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't argue with his point.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, so we can never ever change the name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Goodbye MatPat, thanks for everything⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not gonna lie, that choked me up really good, I really needed that at the time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honda debuts new global EV series, Honda Zero, coming in 2026⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I really hope that back end is the charging port and you get to park you car like one of those toy cars that you you ‘charge’ up and fire across the room.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So, we gotta trick the rich into letting us eat them.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I fucked up, had a shitty day and didn’t pay attention, but .eh, still funny tho, just I’m an idiot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So, we gotta trick the rich into letting us eat them.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to see this done like an episode of Judge Judy, but it’s some bored king as judge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So, we gotta trick the rich into letting us eat them.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Creamy centres⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s supposed to say ElBarto, but I’m guessing some of the characters won’t show for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Somebodies gotta do it I guess.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Creamy centres⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t it obvious?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Creamy centres⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahhhk, cool, good to know, so I have some time to work with.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Creamy centres⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Does it come pre armed with a knife or do I have to provide one of my own for it to use?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every time I'm trying to decide what new show I should check out⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  But I’m already midway through watching ds9