(Idea taken from a similar post I saw in Reddit a longer time ago)
I would probably get a knife in my ribs before I notice anything and be left to lie in the street 😅
I am god of the beavers.
You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?
Submitted 7 months ago by Damaskox@lemmy.world to games@lemmy.world
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Granite@kbin.social 7 months ago
Damaskox@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Isn’t it that building/strategy game where beavers have evolved and build cities? Saw it in Steam.
NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
I’d be hanging out in my nice Minecraft city my friends and I are building. Honestly wouldn’t be too bad
Damaskox@lemmy.world 7 months ago
…until the evening comes. I hope you do have…precautions for that?
NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
We have inner and outer walls encircling the city and raised rail lines passing between major points of interest. I’d be prepared!
Artyom@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Honestly not much to worry about in Minecraft. Just go to bed at a reasonable hour and live a great life. It’s man’s ambition that is his folly.
mySFWaccount@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Do I get to keep my castle? Because if I do, I’m pretty set.
Callie@pawb.social 7 months ago
Time to pay off my debt to a raccoon and fish all day
thejml@lemm.ee 7 months ago
I like how the loans don’t have interest, but the savings bank does. I’d be down with that system.
Deckweiss@lemmy.world 7 months ago
DredUnicorn@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Valheim, so probably killed by a falling tree.
DocCrankenstein@lemm.ee 7 months ago
100% death by tree. Specifically one that I wasn’t chopping in the first place.
hOUse_atomics@lemmy.world 7 months ago
BG3, so I’m either getting body snatched, horribly murdered, or laid.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 months ago
If you’re lucky, it’s going to be all 3 and your murder will happen AFTER you get laid!
Assman@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
CRITICAL FAILURE
HopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.social 7 months ago
You'll end up
Down
Down
Down
By the river~
flicker@kbin.social 7 months ago
I'm playing golf?
How unlikely! How fortunate I took so long to play Golf Story!
Damaskox@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It’s cool to be able to chill in a game as well! So many other answers involve either dying or killing 😂
Mirshe@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Aw man, I love Golf Story. Such a fun little game, and way more accessible than a lot of other golf games.
anti@lemm.ee 7 months ago
If my regular Apex Legends experience applies, I’ve got about 30 seconds to live and no hope of my teammates reviving me.
aeronmelon@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Lucky me, I live in Stardew Valley now. And I’m never going back.
karlach@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Of all the games I’ve seen mentioned here so far, you got the best one.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Grow the factory.
at_an_angle@lemmy.one 7 months ago
THE FACTORY MOST GROW.
joelfromaus@aussie.zone 7 months ago
WH40K: Darktide. In the grim dark future of the 41st millennium I am so F-ed in the A.
ours@lemmy.film 7 months ago
We have a grim, and painful life to look forward to. At least it will be brief so there’s that.
So you rather die grinding in the factories, in prison, as emperor-corpse food or horribly in battle? Tough choice.
karlach@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Ha! Good luck 😅
slazer2au@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Factorio. The factory must grow.
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 7 months ago
I spend three years locked in a tiny capsule and then die because the engineers forgot to add parachutes.
Contramuffin@lemmy.world 7 months ago
For me, the issue is not parachutes. It’s always forgetting to add antennae for communication
Damaskox@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Aww man! Not the best experience to have before death!
atrielienz@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It’s animal crossing. I eat some fruit and then forget and hit a rock and break it.
Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Animal crossing certainly isn’t the worst one but the limited nature of it quickly becomes apparent since you can’t really ever leave the island (you can visit other islands, but you can’t move there and you also can’t visit the mainland).
DocCrankenstein@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Nah mate, the goal of life is to laze away on an island with your friends eating fruit and building shit together. Why would I ever want to leave?
karlach@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Someone else had Stardew Valley. That game and Animal Crossing sound like great choices. But if we consider the long term outcomes, the repetition could become an unexpected psychological horror. Some games provide more exploration or variation but involve higher danger. Other games provide safety and higiher quality of life but involve lower variation.
Shou@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Rimwold. I’ll be dying from an infection caused by a chinchilla’s bite.
TheColonel@reddthat.com 7 months ago
Hang out with a bunch of cool dudes, do some diving, make some sushi.
Sounds pretty ideal.
anguo@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
I’d be miserable in a basement, flinging my tears at flies and poop.
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Nelots@lemm.ee 7 months ago
It’s your mother by any chance a religious nut with a knife?
keefshape@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Groan. That means I am stuck in boring but pretty Starfield forever.
Guess I would finally build an Outpost 😆
TwattyMctwatterson@lemmings.world 7 months ago
I wouldn’t hate being a space trucker.
karlach@lemmy.world 7 months ago
As long as I can get out of the pilot’s chair to stay active, a space trucker sounds like a good deal. Some sectors would be safer than others so I would stay in those.
boeman@lemmy.world 7 months ago
But you’ll have cool
dragon shoutspowers.
hactar42@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’d look pretty out of place as an overweight 43 year old man playing in the Women’s World Cup.
karlach@lemmy.world 7 months ago
“Day 1. The manager- Our manager, said I’m needed on the pitch. They’re refusing to start without me. I guess this is my life now.”
“Day 4. Why does nobody care that I’m playing? I’m not complaining, but I constantly feel out of place.”
“Day 11. I’ve lost a lot of games. I’m tired. I want to go home.”
“Day 38. New manager. Again. This team has lost 8 times in a row. This is hopeless.”
“Day 60. Another new manager. Some new faces in my team. Lucy plays really well. We’re winning more than usual.”
“Day 543. I think this will be my last entry. I’ve found my place. The team hasn’t changed for months. We’re unbeatable. I can’t describe how good it feels to have won. Every time we win, the crowd roars.”
“Day 5946. Let me out. Let me out. Let me out. Let me out. Let me out.”
hactar42@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Day 5947, please let me retire before I hit 60
MrGerrit@feddit.nl 7 months ago
The movie"Ladybugs" could use a remake, you could be the star of the movie!
Also rip Rodney Dangerfield.
hactar42@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I actually watched that again a few years ago when I started coaching my daughter’s soccer team. It honestly holds up fairly decently for a 90s movie dealing with gender. However, Rodney Dangerfield totally carried that movie himself.
Willdrick@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Ffs i only olayed one match of Starship Troopers… Im getting dismembered by an oversized animstronic alien ant
slazer2au@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Service guarantees citizenship
Willdrick@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’m doing my part.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 months ago
Stuck in the superluminal space of THPS 1 and 2. Skateboarding forever.
thejml@lemm.ee 7 months ago
At least you’ve got a bangin’ soundtrack!
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 months ago
So here I am,
Doing everything I can…
owatnext@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Except for a few random voiceless NPCs that will stand, forever cheering, at the wayside.
jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 7 months ago
Caves of Qud. Guess I’m a farmer now. The world is very dangerous.
BrightCandle@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Punching trees hurts.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 7 months ago
What game was it? My first guess was Ark, but I have not played many games.
PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Most likely minecraft, though it’s true that is no longer the only tree punching game.
BrightCandle@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Minecraft, playing a 1.20 modpack
karlach@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Baldur’s Gate 3. I would either be captured or killed by goblins, or find my place among the tieflings.
MooseBoys@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’m so glad I decided not to play Alien Isolation tonight.
karlach@lemmy.world 7 months ago
With Seegson there’s someone behind you, helping you, every single step of the way.
Saprophyte@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Technically I’d be in Night City, but for the first few hours surrounded by homelessness and decay I’d likely be trying to figure out how I got to San Francisco again…
profoundninja@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Elden Ring. If it’s anything like my playing experience. I’m dead within 2 minutes.
Senseless@feddit.de 7 months ago
I die. Just like I do in CS2. Shouldn’t have started again, I’m just too old for this shit.
frokie@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I go and live a peaceful life in Kakariko Village
Yazer@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
I’d land in a minefield, with only numbers to help me out.
RandomStickman@kbin.social 7 months ago
A classic
Damaskox@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Minesweeper, eh? Tried it a few times but didn’t stick on me 😅
bappity@lemmy.world 7 months ago
landmines aren’t sticky silly