You teleport into the last game world you played. What happens next?

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Damaskox@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨games@lemmy.world⁩

(Idea taken from a similar post I saw in Reddit a longer time ago)

I would probably get a knife in my ribs before I notice anything and be left to lie in the street 😅

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Yazer@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
I’d land in a minefield, with only numbers to help me out.

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- RandomStickman@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  A classic
  
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- Damaskox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Minesweeper, eh? Tried it a few times but didn’t stick on me 😅
  
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  - bappity@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    landmines aren’t sticky silly
    
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Granite@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
I am god of the beavers.

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- Damaskox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Isn’t it that building/strategy game where beavers have evolved and build cities? Saw it in Steam.
  
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  - Granite@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Yep, Timberborn.
    
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NotSteve_@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
I’d be hanging out in my nice Minecraft city my friends and I are building. Honestly wouldn’t be too bad

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- Damaskox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  …until the evening comes. I hope you do have…precautions for that?
  
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  - NotSteve_@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    We have inner and outer walls encircling the city and raised rail lines passing between major points of interest. I’d be prepared!
    
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  - Artyom@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Honestly not much to worry about in Minecraft. Just go to bed at a reasonable hour and live a great life. It’s man’s ambition that is his folly.
    
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- mySFWaccount@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Do I get to keep my castle? Because if I do, I’m pretty set.
  
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Callie@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Time to pay off my debt to a raccoon and fish all day

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- thejml@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  I like how the loans don’t have interest, but the savings bank does. I’d be down with that system.
  
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Deckweiss@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Path of Achra - the game speaks for itself.

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DredUnicorn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Valheim, so probably killed by a falling tree.

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- DocCrankenstein@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  100% death by tree. Specifically one that I wasn’t chopping in the first place.
  
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hOUse_atomics@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
BG3, so I’m either getting body snatched, horribly murdered, or laid.

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- Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  If you’re lucky, it’s going to be all 3 and your murder will happen AFTER you get laid!
  
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  - Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    CRITICAL FAILURE
    
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  - robdor@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    youtu.be/xoXjUl5usKI?si=-e_tVqH2lhC_1n8G&t=54…
    
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- HopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  You'll end up
  Down
  Down
  Down
  By the river~
  
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flicker@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
I'm playing golf?

How unlikely! How fortunate I took so long to play Golf Story!

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- Damaskox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  It’s cool to be able to chill in a game as well! So many other answers involve either dying or killing 😂
  
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- Mirshe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Aw man, I love Golf Story. Such a fun little game, and way more accessible than a lot of other golf games.
  
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anti@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
If my regular Apex Legends experience applies, I’ve got about 30 seconds to live and no hope of my teammates reviving me.

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aeronmelon@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Lucky me, I live in Stardew Valley now. And I’m never going back.

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- karlach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Of all the games I’ve seen mentioned here so far, you got the best one.
  
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Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Grow the factory.

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- at_an_angle@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  THE FACTORY MOST GROW.
  
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joelfromaus@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
WH40K: Darktide. In the grim dark future of the 41st millennium I am so F-ed in the A.

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- ours@lemmy.film ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  We have a grim, and painful life to look forward to. At least it will be brief so there’s that.
  
  So you rather die grinding in the factories, in prison, as emperor-corpse food or horribly in battle? Tough choice.
  
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- karlach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Ha! Good luck 😅
  
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slazer2au@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Factorio. The factory must grow.

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Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
I spend three years locked in a tiny capsule and then die because the engineers forgot to add parachutes.

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- Contramuffin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  For me, the issue is not parachutes. It’s always forgetting to add antennae for communication
  
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- Damaskox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Aww man! Not the best experience to have before death!
  
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atrielienz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
It’s animal crossing. I eat some fruit and then forget and hit a rock and break it.

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- Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Animal crossing certainly isn’t the worst one but the limited nature of it quickly becomes apparent since you can’t really ever leave the island (you can visit other islands, but you can’t move there and you also can’t visit the mainland).
  
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  - DocCrankenstein@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Nah mate, the goal of life is to laze away on an island with your friends eating fruit and building shit together. Why would I ever want to leave?
    
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  - karlach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Someone else had Stardew Valley. That game and Animal Crossing sound like great choices. But if we consider the long term outcomes, the repetition could become an unexpected psychological horror. Some games provide more exploration or variation but involve higher danger. Other games provide safety and higiher quality of life but involve lower variation.
    
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Shou@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Rimwold. I’ll be dying from an infection caused by a chinchilla’s bite.

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TheColonel@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Hang out with a bunch of cool dudes, do some diving, make some sushi.

Sounds pretty ideal.

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anguo@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
I’d be miserable in a basement, flinging my tears at flies and poop.

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- ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
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- Nelots@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  It’s your mother by any chance a religious nut with a knife?
  
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keefshape@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Groan. That means I am stuck in boring but pretty Starfield forever.

Guess I would finally build an Outpost 😆

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- TwattyMctwatterson@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  I wouldn’t hate being a space trucker.
  
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  - karlach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    As long as I can get out of the pilot’s chair to stay active, a space trucker sounds like a good deal. Some sectors would be safer than others so I would stay in those.
    
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- boeman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  But you’ll have cool ~~dragon shouts~~ powers.
  
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hactar42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
I’d look pretty out of place as an overweight 43 year old man playing in the Women’s World Cup.

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- karlach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  “Day 1. The manager- Our manager, said I’m needed on the pitch. They’re refusing to start without me. I guess this is my life now.”
  
  “Day 4. Why does nobody care that I’m playing? I’m not complaining, but I constantly feel out of place.”
  
  “Day 11. I’ve lost a lot of games. I’m tired. I want to go home.”
  
  “Day 38. New manager. Again. This team has lost 8 times in a row. This is hopeless.”
  
  “Day 60. Another new manager. Some new faces in my team. Lucy plays really well. We’re winning more than usual.”
  
  “Day 543. I think this will be my last entry. I’ve found my place. The team hasn’t changed for months. We’re unbeatable. I can’t describe how good it feels to have won. Every time we win, the crowd roars.”
  
  “Day 5946. Let me out. Let me out. Let me out. Let me out. Let me out.”
  
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  - hactar42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Day 5947, please let me retire before I hit 60
    
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- MrGerrit@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  The movie"Ladybugs" could use a remake, you could be the star of the movie!
  
  Also rip Rodney Dangerfield.
  
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  - hactar42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    I actually watched that again a few years ago when I started coaching my daughter’s soccer team. It honestly holds up fairly decently for a 90s movie dealing with gender. However, Rodney Dangerfield totally carried that movie himself.
    
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Willdrick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Ffs i only olayed one match of Starship Troopers… Im getting dismembered by an oversized animstronic alien ant

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- slazer2au@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Service guarantees citizenship
  
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  - Willdrick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    I’m doing my part.
    
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Stuck in the superluminal space of THPS 1 and 2. Skateboarding forever.

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- thejml@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  At least you’ve got a bangin’ soundtrack!
  
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  - Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    So here I am,
    
    Doing everything I can…
    
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- owatnext@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Except for a few random voiceless NPCs that will stand, forever cheering, at the wayside.
  
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jjjalljs@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Caves of Qud. Guess I’m a farmer now. The world is very dangerous.

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BrightCandle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Punching trees hurts.

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- LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  What game was it? My first guess was Ark, but I have not played many games.
  
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  - PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Most likely minecraft, though it’s true that is no longer the only tree punching game.
    
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  - BrightCandle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Minecraft, playing a 1.20 modpack
    
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karlach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Baldur’s Gate 3. I would either be captured or killed by goblins, or find my place among the tieflings.

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MooseBoys@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
I’m so glad I decided not to play Alien Isolation tonight.

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- karlach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  With Seegson there’s someone behind you, helping you, every single step of the way.
  
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Saprophyte@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Technically I’d be in Night City, but for the first few hours surrounded by homelessness and decay I’d likely be trying to figure out how I got to San Francisco again…

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profoundninja@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Elden Ring. If it’s anything like my playing experience. I’m dead within 2 minutes.

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Senseless@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
I die. Just like I do in CS2. Shouldn’t have started again, I’m just too old for this shit.

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frokie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
I go and live a peaceful life in Kakariko Village

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