Assman
@Assman@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Today's reaction 1 month ago:
Insurance ceo, the worst kind
- Comment on Playstation - 30th Anniversary 1 month ago:
You might have to just skip this 2 minute playstation commercial
- Comment on Time for a road trip 1 month ago:
Ass Hill, you say 👀
- Comment on Bottom of the Ocean 1 month ago:
Crust? Mantle? We’re talking about the ocean, not pies or furniture.
- Comment on Bluesky Social surpasses 19 million users as more celebrities leave X 2 months ago:
Guarantee 99% of bluesky users have no idea what federation is
- Comment on wrappers 2 months ago:
Imagine you’re climbing a tree and I you get to the top and grab this mfer
- Comment on Time to go to the Soup Store 2 months ago:
Learn how to make your own bone broth. Shits fucking incredible.
- Comment on Hey, smoothbrain! 2 months ago:
Blubber
- Comment on American house 2 months ago:
I always eat a few of their bullets. That’s called the Dad Tax
- Comment on That cereal ain't right 2 months ago:
Put some sugar on those Wheaties boy
- Comment on Metal is plastic. 2 months ago:
Shrimps is bugs
- Comment on Google creating an AI agent to use your PC on your behalf, says report | Same PR nightmare as Windows Recall 2 months ago:
Member when you went to specific websites for specific content to amuse yourself, instead of trawling one of five garbage dumps to find something interesting to look at
- Comment on Ladies Beware! 2 months ago:
Catch and release
- Comment on "I'm hungry and thirsty at the same time what do I do???" 2 months ago:
You mean milk soup
- Comment on Researchers say an AI-powered transcription tool used in hospitals invents things no one ever said 2 months ago:
The toaster oven I just invented works much better than a traditional one. It reheats French fries perfectly, you can dehydrate in it, makes succulent roasted chicken, and about 2.5% of the time it burns down your house. You’ll always need to keep an eye on it to make sure that doesn’t happen. Remember though, much better than a traditional one.
- Comment on I don't trust like that. 2 months ago:
Maybe this is hippie talk, but I simply don’t bother any animal. I don’t need an article to tell me they deserve to exist.
- Comment on K-Drama moment 2 months ago:
The apprentice has become the master
- Comment on Waterboy 2 months ago:
This one speaks wisdom
- Comment on Kroger’s plans to roll out facial recognition at its grocery stores is attracting criticism from lawmakers, who warn it could lead to surge pricing and put customers’ personal data at risk 2 months ago:
We switched from Kroger to a couple of international groceries. It’s hit and miss quality wise, but this way I’m only supporting at most a handful of greedy shitbags.
- Comment on Redneck warning system 2 months ago:
This guy larms
- Comment on Thanks Jupiter, You're a real one! 2 months ago:
How else would you make asteroid cheese
- Comment on Horrors We've Unleashed 2 months ago:
Mosquitos are just trying to save the planet by murdering as many people as possible
- Comment on 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 3 months ago:
I’m clamping the ham right now boys
- Comment on What a musical genius 3 months ago:
There was a problem and, yo, he solved it
- Comment on Steven Spielberg is ‘a big PC Gamer’ — loves shooters, and insists on keyboard and mouse 3 months ago:
Skill issue
- Comment on Let me at 'em!! 3 months ago:
Let me atom *
- Comment on Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it 3 months ago:
We can rewind though right?
- Comment on rabioli 3 months ago:
Rabioli rabioli give me the formuoli
- Comment on Lexar unveils the world's first SD cards made of 316 stainless steel 4 months ago:
Why would they want to solve an issue that causes you to need a new product from them
- Comment on Could I patent harmful technology to prevent it from being put on the market? 4 months ago:
Have you ever heard of China