Assman

@Assman@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today's reaction⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Insurance ceo, the worst kind

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Playstation - 30th Anniversary⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You might have to just skip this 2 minute playstation commercial

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time for a road trip⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ass Hill, you say 👀

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bottom of the Ocean⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Crust? Mantle? We’re talking about the ocean, not pies or furniture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bluesky Social surpasses 19 million users as more celebrities leave X⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Guarantee 99% of bluesky users have no idea what federation is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wrappers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine you’re climbing a tree and I you get to the top and grab this mfer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to go to the Soup Store⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Learn how to make your own bone broth. Shits fucking incredible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey, smoothbrain!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Blubber

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨American house⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I always eat a few of their bullets. That’s called the Dad Tax

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That cereal ain't right⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Put some sugar on those Wheaties boy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Metal is plastic.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Shrimps is bugs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google creating an AI agent to use your PC on your behalf, says report | Same PR nightmare as Windows Recall⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Member when you went to specific websites for specific content to amuse yourself, instead of trawling one of five garbage dumps to find something interesting to look at

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ladies Beware!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Catch and release

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I'm hungry and thirsty at the same time what do I do???"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean milk soup

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Researchers say an AI-powered transcription tool used in hospitals invents things no one ever said⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The toaster oven I just invented works much better than a traditional one. It reheats French fries perfectly, you can dehydrate in it, makes succulent roasted chicken, and about 2.5% of the time it burns down your house. You’ll always need to keep an eye on it to make sure that doesn’t happen. Remember though, much better than a traditional one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't trust like that.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe this is hippie talk, but I simply don’t bother any animal. I don’t need an article to tell me they deserve to exist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨K-Drama moment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The apprentice has become the master

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Waterboy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  This one speaks wisdom

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kroger’s plans to roll out facial recognition at its grocery stores is attracting criticism from lawmakers, who warn it could lead to surge pricing and put customers’ personal data at risk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  We switched from Kroger to a couple of international groceries. It’s hit and miss quality wise, but this way I’m only supporting at most a handful of greedy shitbags.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Redneck warning system⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  This guy larms

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks Jupiter, You're a real one!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  How else would you make asteroid cheese

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horrors We've Unleashed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Mosquitos are just trying to save the planet by murdering as many people as possible

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m clamping the ham right now boys

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a musical genius⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  There was a problem and, yo, he solved it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steven Spielberg is ‘a big PC Gamer’ — loves shooters, and insists on keyboard and mouse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Skill issue