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• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Can’t get over the white pants.

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They camo their upper bodies, and leave their legs splayed out. Just perfect for the target to look out and notice something really weird to attract his attention. Good job.

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  • lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    urban camo

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Khaki Squad, Dockers division.

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Walk outside, and ask, I’m a really loud, clueless voice:

  “Hi, guys! Watcha doin’? I’m just askin’, cuz y’know, you guys are out here, and I’m just wonderin’ why? Is somethin’ goin’ on? You guys on official business? Who ya aimin’ at? Can I get look? I’m never looked through a scope before, I bet it’s wicked cool, can I try? You guys need anything? Water, Doritos? Need to use the bathroom? I bet you do now that I mentioned it, huh? Isn’t it funny how that works? So you guys going to be around all day? That’s cool, I think I’ll just hang out, and keep you guys company, I’ll go get my folding chair, sure I can’t get you anything…”

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  • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This is the US. If OP is white, he’d get arrested and jailed for a day for obstruction until a judge throws it out. If brown, he’d be added to ICE’s hit list. If black, he’d be shot.

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    • musubibreakfast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Best bet would be to disguise yourself as a dog and start humping their legs

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  • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Take one of the trash bins and roll off lol

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    • EchoCranium@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      “HOA’s gonna send me a fine if I don’t put these away. Sorrrrrry!”

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• Typhoon@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The solution is easy.

  “Get the fuck off my property”

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  • mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Nope, it’s unfortunately not that easy in the US. Not only can police use your property for this… They aren’t liable for any damage they cause while doing so.

    Lech v. City of Greenwood Village is a relevant national case. Basically, police demolished a neighbor’s house while executing a warrant, and then refused to reimburse the neighbor. There is a Takings clause of the 5th amendment, that says the government can claim eminent domain and take private property, but they must provide just compensation for the property that was taken… The homeowner tried to argue that the demolition fell under the Takings clause, and therefore he was entitled to just compensation. The Supreme Court ruled that the police had no obligation to reimburse, as long as the damage occurred due to official police power. The SCOTUS essentially ruled that official police powers (like executing warrants, chasing suspects during an attempted arrest, or standing standoffs) do not invoke the Takings clause. Even if the powers were not directed at the person whose property was taken. So cops have carte blanche to use your shit as long as they can justify the use as part of executing an official police power.

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    • Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The fuck is wrong with your supreme court?

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    • Typhoon@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The US has been a fascist state for a long time.

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    • Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Your assertion is on large part correct, but it was the 10th district where it ended, the supreme Court refused to review it so it’s still technically ambiguous.

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    • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Sorry Americans, SCOTUS cancelled the third amendment

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Sniper class is famously weak against melee attack.

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    • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That ranged DPS though.

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Hey dad, somebody stuffed the grass clippings into cargo pants again!

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Clean on OpSec

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• FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  YOU PUT THOSE TRASH BINS BACK WHERE YOU FOUND EM WHEN YOU’RE DONE NOW OK?

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• Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I wouldn’t be sneaking up behind them

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• Phoenix3875@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Professor in the house across: duly noted.

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• surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “poke them right in the butthole.” -My inner demons

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  • Cort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    kancho

    1000004114

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• Schmoo@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s hard to tell with the low resolution, but this looks like AI to me. The guy on the left’s feet look weird, and also the bricks don’t appear to have a consistent pattern. The layout of the house with the two garages separated by what I guess is a hallway also doesn’t make sense to me.

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  • Omgpwnies@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    they’re duplexes/townhouses, that’s two separate dwellings. the picture is taken from a similar building, it would be one of those windows in what you called a hallway. The bricks look fine. Where you see a smaller brick that looks out of place, it’s actually turned 90 degrees so the brick extends into the structural wall behind it and ties the facade to teh structure.

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• BenLeMan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Good thing they brought scoped rifles so they can hit the perp right in that one skin pore top left of the wart on his upper lip.

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• merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I hope whoever this was recorded these snipers for as long as possible.

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• Prove_your_argument@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  They could… you know… just use the back door.

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  • frog@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yes! Yes!

    hmm…

    …

    How does fucking the snipers fix this situation again?

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    • Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Assertion of dominance will prevent the snipers from taking actions against you.

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