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Iran includes American tech giants on list of new targets
Submitted 22 hours ago by Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com to technology@lemmy.world
https://gizmodo.com/iran-includes-american-tech-giants-on-list-of-new-targets-2000732530
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MrsVeggies@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 hours ago
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Oh, no! Not Meta! Or Oracle! Or umm, Palantir! Or… guys, help me here.
workerONE@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
X should not be on the list to target!
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 16 hours ago
Please not Palantir! Who will use WiFi to reconstruct a collection of 3D models of me pooping?
Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
Quick! Send them the coordinates of all those datacenters so they can avoid them!
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
I only feel bad for all the sysadmins who will get woken up because of this
punksnotdead@slrpnk.net 18 minutes ago
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
Since America and Israel attacked Iranian Economic Interests when they bombed oil producing facilities, it’s entirelly fair for Iran to respond in kind.
Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
What if Iran ends up breaking the backs of corporate America? As an American, I’m not against that…
davepleasebehave@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
What a time to be alive!
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 16 hours ago
Hold on! Stop! I can only get so wet!
Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 22 hours ago
oh no, that’s so horrible… 🤣
ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 hours ago
American here. Can someone start a go fund me for Iran, on the condition that participants are allowed to attend an exclusive event for the live tar and feathering of Zuck the Cuck and Peter Theil? We could probably raise more money than the tech bros have.
Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 hours ago
I love this idea!! ❤️
xep@discuss.online 11 hours ago
Considering how much they have that’s unlikely…
AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 hours ago
stop dont come back
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
No one I care about. Its hard to feel sorry for them since they helped make it happen.
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 15 hours ago
Oh nooo this is horrible you guys! Not Palantir!
Buelldozer@lemmy.today 21 hours ago
Well…we’re waiting!
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 19 hours ago
I want this war to end as soon as possible, but is this a surprise?
They’re taking on hundreds of millions from the Pentagon, they are military contractors.
I do not think bombing data centers will result in more than sporadic regional service disruptions though. Data will just get routed through other regions and increase latency. That’s what the internet was invented for and AWS + Google run multi zone clouds.
It’s yet to be seen if Iranian hackers can deal any real damage to these companies.
Lydia_K@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
The reality is that these multi region “clouds” are not nearly as resilient as they seem, and applications that have built on top of then even less so.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Everything runs on us-east-1 lol
gdog05@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
I’m far from an expert, but it seems like if one cloud node goes down, pay hackers to slam everything with bot traffic and the system is brought to its knees.
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
They’ve already done damage to a us company. Check out Stryker and the stock price. 2 days of no production worldwide.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
I hadn’t heard about this
Akh@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Well, didnt musk and suckerberg get enlisted in the military for some bs reason for pentagon access?
frongt@lemmy.zip 21 hours ago
Not them, four other C-suites: www.npr.org/2025/07/03/…/1a-army-07-03-2025
But I haven’t heard anything else about it. They wouldn’t need it for any access, either, civilians are granted access for various things all the time.
Akh@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
To the front of the line!
devfuuu@lemmy.world [bot] 12 hours ago
I would fuck things up so bad out of spite if I was Iran.
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 hours ago
incredible how iran is more of an opposition party than the democrats. and i’m supposed to hate them?
biscuitfree@lemmy.zip 16 hours ago
Why bother with microslop, they just gave to be a bit patient and wait for the weekly ground zero updates 😄
toiletobserver@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
masterofn001@lemmy.ca 21 hours ago
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Good?
rustyfemboy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 hours ago
Blow 'em all up
iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
please do
proudblond@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
“President Trump is not worried”
Welp, I’m satisfied, how about you? /s
kokesh@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Go for it!
ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I think I too wanna side with iran now 🤣
Can they can start with Microslop?
yardratianSoma@lemmy.ca 6 minutes ago
Shit i may need to delete my google account before Iran does it for me!