toiletobserver
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- Comment on ‘Quantum internet’ demonstration in cities is most advanced yet 1 month ago:
Can’t wait until the Internet consortium tells Comcast they can’t use another misleading name
- Comment on Google employees question execs over 'decline in morale' after blowout earnings 1 month ago:
Don’t be evil?
- Comment on Dell finding ways to absolutely suck as an employer 3 months ago:
They also suck as a service provider at a major corporation. Consistency is only a virtue if you’re not a fuck up.
- Comment on I'm my own grandpaaaa 3 months ago:
- Comment on Boeing: Last Week Tonight 3 months ago:
No one expects the Spanish inquisition!
- Comment on Boeing: Last Week Tonight 3 months ago:
The term is “GE flunkie.” Literally a fucking accountant without a moral compass.
- Comment on US concerned NASA will be overtaken by China's space program 4 months ago:
Won’t someone think of the investors!
- Comment on Wi-Fi jamming to knock out cameras suspected in nine Minnesota burglaries -- smart security systems vulnerable as tech becomes cheaper and easier to acquire 4 months ago:
My work has those. Very versatile. Works with door open AND closed!
- Comment on Street Fighter Vs Mortal Kombat 4 months ago:
Ultimate mk3 in an arcade. One quarter for hours of fun.
- Comment on The U.S. economy is booming. So why are tech companies laying off workers? 4 months ago:
I can summarize more. Greed.
- Comment on What's the best type of food to eat in an active shower? 4 months ago:
You make a persuasive argument
- Comment on Conservatives on Facebook absolutely believe this. 4 months ago:
I got better…
- Comment on Comcast reluctantly agrees to stop its misleading “10G Network” claims 4 months ago:
Remember, qualquack should oligobble your balls
- Comment on Cable firms to FTC: We shouldn’t have to let users cancel service with a click — Customers may “misunderstand the consequences of canceling,” say lobbyists 5 months ago:
They can oligobble my balls
- Comment on You're Not Imagining It: Google Search Results Are Getting Worse, Study Finds 5 months ago:
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… - Comment on Apple to over 100 California employees: Move to Texas or lose your job 5 months ago:
Reason #437 to unionize
- Comment on Amazon’s Twitch to Cut 500 Employees, About 35% of Staff 5 months ago:
Could it be because it is dog shit? Ad ridden thot farm that killed APIs and exploits people on both ends of the video.
- Comment on Smartphone manufacturers still want to make foldables a thing 5 months ago:
I’ll tell you what I’d do man, two movies at the same time, man.
- Comment on AG Letitia James wins $740,000 settlement from online mental health provider Cerebral 5 months ago:
Anyone with difficult to cancel services is trying to scam all customers eventually, like a bad gym or satellite radio. If they have to legally change their service structure, that sounds like an improvement.
- Comment on US Question: What happened to the HHS recommendation to the DEA to reschedule cannabis by the end of the year? 5 months ago:
I enjoy your optimism
- Comment on New 'Mind-Reading' AI Translates Thoughts Directly From Brainwaves – Without Implants 5 months ago:
The Babel fish is small, yellow, leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier, but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language
- Comment on A cargo plane flew 50 miles with no pilot onboard using a semi-automated system. An aviation expert says the technology could address the pilot shortage. 5 months ago:
Aside from planes being really expensive to replace, they usually contain some toxic chemicals like fuel, hydraulic fluid, and exotic metals. The lack of loss to human life might be nice, but it presents other complications.
- Comment on A cargo plane flew 50 miles with no pilot onboard using a semi-automated system. An aviation expert says the technology could address the pilot shortage. 5 months ago:
It’s a good thing that critical instruments never fail and need human intervention.
- Comment on China announced new laws to limit microtransactions, affecting major corporations like Tencent. 6 months ago:
It’s so destructive that even China doesn’t like it
- Comment on Firm predicts it will cost $28 billion to build a 2nm fab and $30,000 per wafer, a 50 percent increase in chipmaking costs as complexity rises 6 months ago:
Or, and hear me out, we could just write less shitty software…
- Comment on HP raising Instant Ink subscription pricing significantly 6 months ago:
- Comment on Activision QA Workers Protest New Office Mandate, Calling It a 'Soft Layoff' 6 months ago:
My team’s return to office was so successful that we all had the opportunity to share covid with each other and nearby teams. Management’s complete lack of understanding of the work they are tasked to oversee makes arm waving butts in chairs policies seem like a viable way to not seem incompetent.
- Comment on Second attempt at whittling a wizard 6 months ago:
Needs a flared base, don’t wanna go losing that thing.
- Comment on Twitch to shut down in Korea over 'prohibitively expensive' network fees 6 months ago:
I pay for download speeds and volume, seems only fair on the providing side. Also, fuck twitch. Constant unskippable ads, left the service years ago when they killed the APIs that ended third party apps.
- Comment on Feds subpoena Ticketmaster over egregious concert ticket prices — A spokesperson for Live Nation, which owns Ticketmaster, said the firm doesn't “feel comfortable” sharing information with Congress 7 months ago:
Another obvious monopoly we refuse to break up.