Patrikvo
@Patrikvo@lemmy.zip
- Comment on With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake? 8 hours ago:
For starters, we don’t know what and whose orifices those have been in.
- Comment on Iran includes American tech giants on list of new targets 4 days ago:
Quick! Send them the coordinates of all those datacenters so they can avoid them!
- Comment on Uber is letting women avoid male drivers and riders in the US 4 days ago:
I think the discussion misses a key point. Uber avoids any responsibility for its drivers. A normal cab company would hire people for whom they know their real identity. If one of them crosses any lines, they get fired and and getting a new job isn’t as easy as making a new account.
- Comment on Uber is letting women avoid male drivers and riders in the US 4 days ago:
If that was an option, I’d make an Uber account claiming to be a woman. No way I would miss out on that!
- Comment on Checkers, not chess. 4 days ago:
You’re right, each time I’m stuck in traffic I realise that if all those other people would have taken the bus, I would have allready been at my destination.
- Comment on funny number 4 days ago:
Hmm, I doublechecked your math and you’re right! Write the paper and I cosign! This is going to change the world!
- Comment on Humans Have a Third Set of Teeth. New Medicine May Help Them Grow. 4 days ago:
I hope they actual deliver. Dental care is still the equivalent of wooden pegs.
- Comment on funny number 5 days ago:
It used to be 69 and photoshop, now it’s 6 7 and AI. Guess now we’re the elders telling tales from yore.
- Comment on funny number 5 days ago:
67 is masturbating with a hoe. (the actual garden tool)
- Comment on funny number 5 days ago:
Are falling for that hoax? Woodstock was staged! And I even have proof of that: Image
- Comment on funny number 5 days ago:
I’m giving you 6 downvotes and 7 upvotes.
- Comment on funny number 5 days ago:
Hands whiteboard
Go on.
- Comment on funny number 5 days ago:
You mean… we finaly have proof of time travelers?
- Comment on Checkers, not chess. 5 days ago:
IMO People who are against cars should be advocating in support of real alternatives. Like well funded public transportation that working people can actually use and don’t make the commute twice as long.
- Comment on Checkers, not chess. 6 days ago:
Except then you’ll end up paying more for everything else too.
- Comment on Checkers, not chess. 6 days ago:
2 normal dimensions and one very very small one?
- Comment on Meta's AI display glasses reportedly share intimate videos with human moderators 1 week ago:
So, hypothetical, if I bought these, put a spare laptop in a closed, filled with the worst shock movies from the internet, and set these glasses so that they continuesly watch these videos. Would that be against the EULA?
- Comment on there is a special place in hell for these scientists 1 week ago:
I suppose anyone here who believes in reincarnation is slightly worried now.
- Comment on there is a special place in hell for these scientists 1 week ago:
What win condition? Once the brain defeats the last boss, it starts on all the WADs. You have any idea how many of these were created?
- Comment on Nearly Half of Europeans Want X Banned if it Continues to Break the Law 1 week ago:
To be fair, the only time I used Twitter was in a data science course that required to capture some data from the “firehose” (unsorted and unfiltered realtime stream of tweets). Other than that I never cared for it. Wouldn’t affect me at all if they ban it, so it’s easy to be in favor of such a ban.
- Comment on Nearly Half of Europeans Want X Banned if it Continues to Break the Law 1 week ago:
Maybe some people assumed it was about the ‘x’ math problems ask you to find?
- Comment on Humans Have a Third Set of Teeth. New Medicine May Help Them Grow. 1 week ago:
Are they ever actually going to deliver this or is this some long running joke? I’ve seen this kind of announcements for decades and yet nothing ever came out of it.
- Comment on I'm struggling to think of any online services for which I'd be willing to verify my identity or age 1 week ago:
Identifying yourself for official business on a government site is not the same as providing official ID to a random picture sharing site. Pretty much every service has had a leak which required heaps of people to change their trusted password. How would you fix this when they leaked your full official identity?
- Comment on big facts 2 weeks ago:
NO, put down the taser!
- Comment on big facts 2 weeks ago:
What if you vibrate into an alternate universe, but the Earth isn’t in the same place?
- Comment on AI Opted to Use Nuclear Weapons 95% of the Time During War Games: Researcher 2 weeks ago:
Make sense, next step remove the water from the oceans to find the submarines and all gasses from the air to prevent airplanes from flying. And lastly, blow up satellites to trigger a Kessler syndrome and prevent ballastic missles from getting through.
- Comment on Frailty can be eased with an infusion of stem cells from young people 2 weeks ago:
If you’re young and healthy, don’t worry, there is still a job that AI can’t take away! So sign up today for your new carreer as human bloodbag.
- Comment on Trans people in Kansas are being ordered to surrender their drivers licenses 2 weeks ago:
Why send them pictures of the US government?
- Comment on Trans people in Kansas are being ordered to surrender their drivers licenses 2 weeks ago:
Republicans are obsessed with genitals. Maybe if we all send them a picture they can get it out of their system and finally grow up.
- Comment on UK fines Reddit $19 million for using children’s data unlawfully 2 weeks ago:
If your accound is permabanned, can you even buy any Reddit Gold?
