I wish I could do executive orders 🤔

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• vpol@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And average IQ will increase. It’s a win-win situation.

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  • frog@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not the country you deport them to. Lol

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    • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just deport them to Israel. They seem to be quite enamored with it anyway.

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    • vpol@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just find the country with even more stupid people.

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    • VibeSurgeon@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I assume most of them will have no citizenship in a second country for them to be accepted in.

      A pragmatic solution would be to deport them out to sea.

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    • harmbugler@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Deport them to Nambia or Aberbaijan.

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  • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You are right and I get what you are saying but just for the record:

    Of course it’s not a person’s IQ that determines if they are wanted or not <3

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    • Reliant1087@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Good point. The difference between wisdom and intelligence. You don’t need high IQ to be wise.

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    average IQ will increase

    👏 That’s 👏 not 👏 how 👏 IQ 👏 works 👏

    The average IQ is 100. It’s always 100. I hate people who talk about IQ because they are annoyingly wrong seven ways from Sunday every fucking time.

    It’s a win-win situation.

    Liberals stop tacitly endorsing euthenics challenge: Way Harder Than You’d Think

    God fucking Damnit this county sucks. Death to Amerikka

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    • daychilde@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It seems you suffer from some misconceptions while being aware of some moderately obscure truth.

      First of all, good on yer that you know that IQ is normalized to 100. The problem is that this is true for some particular group of people. I’m not sure offhand what body does this normalization and what population they use, but thankfully, that knowledge doesn’t matter.

      Any particular group of people will probably not have an average IQ of 100. Only the full body of people it’s normalized to will.

      So if they normalize IQ to all USians, the average IQ in other countries will naturally be somewhat close to 100 (probably), but not precisely 100. So move people elsewhere and the average IQ of the destination country will change by some probably-relatively-small amount.

      Or, if the entire world is normalized to 100, then the average IQ in NO countries is precisely 100, and moving people around will still change the average.

      So I’m afraid you need to back up your clapbacks and take another think through on this, friend.

      this county sucks.

      You should broaden your horizons. :)

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    • ulterno@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The average IQ is 100. It’s always 100.

      Taking international IQ as 100, they can talk about the average IQ in the country.

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    • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is a shitposting group. Everything posted here is 100% real and true, even if it isn’t.

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    • Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Based on the downvotes your getting. Quite a few of the people excited for this are definitely migrating to the left of the bell curve.

      Lemmy is wierd, the user base has a very inflated view of their own intelligence. For example, some will get confused and think since I’m on Lemmy I must be also guilty of this; their reasoning skills are quite terrible.

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  • youpie@lemmy.emphisia.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I thought it was established that IQ is a racist and flawed way to measure intelligence. But now that you can use it to hate on others, it is suddenly ok to use.

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• speckofrust@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fuck that shit. We don’t want your garbage. That country has already shit on us enough for generations.

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  • lady_maria@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I second the suggestion to give them to Israel.

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    • speckofrust@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The Palestinians have suffered more than enough, and the US is entirely complicit in that suffering already.

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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Exactly. So what are they gonna do then eh? What country is going to be flooded with their pedophiles? Fuck off. They have more people incarcerated than the rest of the world combined, maybe if they incarcerated pedophiles and powerful criminals instead of minorities and poor people the whole problem would be fixed. Their billionaires would be incarcerated, so maybe also take away their wealth and use it to create a social system so people in general will get a higher standard of living, reducing the need to turn to crime, increasing education giving people a better future, keeping people healthy and fit so they can keep working and provide for themselves.

    But instead they pick on the people who do the dirty jobs they don’t want to do while protecting the worst criminals (pedos) and filling the pockets of their wealthiest even more at the cost of the rest of its citizens. Citizens, many of which voted for this. A true dystopia.

    So I totally agree with you.

    Dear US: Please, keep your shit inside your own borders, we’re fucking done with you assholes, don’t bother us with your problems.

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The MAGA to Russia pipeline was a thing for a while.

    Maybe they’ll take them?

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We can deport them to Antarctica. Or the sun. 🤷‍♂️

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    • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Antarctica is protected, it is inhabited by only scientists.

      Why do you want to ruin Antarctica with selfish wasteful pieces of shit. Just dump them in the middle of the ocean so at least they can be useful (for a change) as fish food.

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  • limelight79@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Whatever happened to that scam where they were going to send a bunch of people to live on Mars? Let’s revive that for them. But actually send them, say, to Venus.

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    • zikzak025@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Can even turn Venus into an easier direct sell. It’s a lot bigger than Mars (more land = more money), actually has an atmosphere, is named after a Roman sex goddess, and is 100% free of communism (the USSR’s probes were destroyed).

      Sure, the scientists warn that the greenhouse effect causes Venus’s temperature to exceed 400°C on the surface, but they already know those scientists are full of shit and the greenhouse effect is fake news.

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• First_Thunder@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Revilutionary idea: If you deport everyone, the crime rate drops to 0

  /s

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  • hydrashok@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I keep telling my InfoSec department if no one can sign into their computer, it’s the most secured environment they’ll ever have, but for some reason they don’t think it is as funny as I do.

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    • First_Thunder@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Clearly you didn’t put a /s afterwards and didn’t understand you were being sarcastic

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    • muxika@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Promote vim and you’ll get similar results. If you can’t :wq, then you can’t screw anything up.

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    • Godort@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Authentication

      Audit

      Access

      The ability for the correct people to access the information is just as important as the steps to secure it or review who accessed what and when.

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    • Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s because you don’t understand infosec. It’s assure you, they are unimpressed despite their polite chuckle.

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  • MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Interestingly, if you deport everyone except the president, the crime rate skyrockets to 100%.

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    • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nah, he’ll just lay claim to everything left behind with an executive order.

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  • leftascenter@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The last survivor decides no crime exist and achieves complete enlightenment with a better zero.

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I just read this to my mom, and said “MAGAs commit WAY more crime than immigrants,” and she replied, “MAGAs commit way more crime than EVERYBODY.”

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  • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Based mom.

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Same for drunk driving if you took the keys from everyone in a Ram 2500, and the overlap is significant.

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  • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t forget CyberDumpsters.

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• kmartburrito@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And you would have less pedophiles

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  • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fewer

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    • kmartburrito@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They are so unified in the fact that they are all lower than garbage that I’ve started measuring them by the gallon rather than the person.

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I am also reasonably confident that you can explain Trump’s 2020 election loss by way of the disproportionate number of COVID casualties and deaths in Red areas vs Blue areas.

  Basically, if Trump/MAGA had actually responded to COVID sensibly, as sensibly as Blue areas did, on average, accounting for population density…

  Trump would have actually won.

  But so many MAGA voters died or were disabled from voting, by COVID, that they instead lost, snd then further went nuts, and didn’t believe it, and attempted an insurrection.

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  • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Trump won in '24 because of inflation. It’s that simple. People hated the economy under Biden and walked to ‘go back’ to the Trump years when things were better.

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    • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Process going up and wages staying the same?

      The same way it’s been for more than a decade?

      And this is the basis that people used to justify voting for Trump?

      People really are fucking stupid, aren’t they?

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Bullshit. Trump won because he, Musk, and Putin rigged the election, then MAGA comedy act of Schmuck & Jeffries betrayed AMERICA, and let them get away with it, and EVERYBODY knows it.

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ok.

      I was talking about 2020.

      The one before the one you are talking about.

      Also, most ‘die hard leftists’ were disgusted by Kamala’s pro-Genocide stance.

      And a pretty good deal of actual leftists were saying ‘all these economic numbers that politicians and the media are touting are bullshit, they’re incomplete, they are not reflective of reality’.

      And well now we have all the job revisions and yep that was correct, I think the BLS has now ‘un addded’ something like 2-3 million jobs between 2022 and present.

      You’re conflating liberals and leftists, which betrays that you have no idea what a leftist is.

      Its liberals that fall in line with standard corporate Dem talking points.

      Leftists tend to challenge and critique them.

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• durably465@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Please keep your domestic problems.

  Keep your mass shooting, keep your pedolover, keep your exceptionalism.

  The world is a way better place without your crazynes

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  • Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just ship them to Russia, it’s where they all think they want to live anyways to get away from woke.

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  • jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Deport to Atlantis.

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  • CADmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Surely there is some remote and uninhabited island they could go infest

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  • bonus_crab@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tbh theyd probably fit in in australia. Kinda the original intent of the place no?

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  • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mentioned in another comment, the world can always use more compost for farming.

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• OccamsRazer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What does “statistically” mean to you?

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  • Bgugi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My source is I made it the fuck up!

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• trashboat@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My gut says this is very likely true but is there a verified stat that backs this up?

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes.

    visaverge.com/…/crime-rates-lower-among-undocumen…

    Evidence shows both undocumented and legal immigrants in the U.S. consistently have much lower crime and incarceration rates than natives across crime categories. This trend challenges popular beliefs and highlights the importance of accurate data for fair immigration and criminal justice policies, emphasizing immigrant contributions to safety.

    So, its literally true that if you deported all native born citizens and left only immigrants, the crime rate would go down.

    Thus, if you deport a subset of native born citizens, the same still applies.

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    • trashboat@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I really hope people continue to talk about this more, because this feels to me like it’s one of the most successful lies of the Trump admin (and, as I understand it, other right-wing nationalist movements around the world)

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    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The wording of “natives” confused me for a bit lmao.

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• marcos@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Please don’t send your worst.

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• BanaramaClamcrotch@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is there a source for this? Not that I disagree, I’m just curious and want to throw it at rightoids

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  • Johanno@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It comes down to the definition of MAGA supporters.

    Let’s say everyone who voted for Trump gets deported.

    Now basically half or rather one third of America is gone… Well crime rates will drop definitely.

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    • Cloudstash@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Im not maga, democrat or even american but stats doesnt work like that. USA crime rates would be worse considering the current statistics about even involved races.

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• X@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Put cecot to good use. I’ve been calling for their deportation for a while now.

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• Astrius@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I do truly wonder how many incarcerated people are Republicans / MAGA.

  I’d imagine it is a minority compared to people who support Democrats.

  Poverty creates crime.

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  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Poverty creates Republicans. However they usually get away with it so it’s not considered a crime.

    It would be an interesting study.

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• Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Not only would we get lower crime we’d get better food and beer

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• Nomorereddit@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Idk, with 55% of the population gone…the market plummet would happen and you’d be in the worst great depression Eva Eva eva.

  But dont let me ruin your fantasy!

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    it’s closer to 20 percent but don’t let math distract you

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    • Nomorereddit@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Minnesota is the place where abortion is legal, but it really should be mandatory.

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    • Vile_port_aloo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh are you not counting the % that voted or just the mad ones who are vocal about MAGA.

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  • innermachine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We would also rid ourselves of the biggest social security and welfare leeches in the country so there’s that lol. Don’t forget we all pay for MAGAs stupidity in one way or another it’s a shared burden

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    • Nomorereddit@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Source?

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• Vile_port_aloo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  51% more space on that commute to work!

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• voytrekk@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nobody would want them though. Maybe we could move them all to Texas and let them be independent again.

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  • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We can always use more compost. May take a while, but then they’d actually be useful for something.

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