Kid Rock makes music for people who know how much Sudafed you can buy at one time without raising suspicion.
Sure, Jan
Submitted 2 weeks ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
yesman@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Kid Rock is music for dudes who can only see their kids on the weekend, but don’t.
obre@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Kid Rock makes music for people who know what the age of consent laws are for every state in the country.
MJKee9@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Kid Rock makes music for guys who jack off to the memory of that time they saw their sister’s nipple.
UsefulInfoPlz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Kid rock makes music for people who’s teeth (ot tooth) count matches or exceeds their iq.
Toto@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Kid Rock makes music for guys who know the age of consent laws for each country
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
… and still end up buying more than that
sparky@lemmy.federate.cc 2 weeks ago
This comment is a goddamn masterpiece
ryathal@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Kid Rock is the guy you call when everyone else said no and you can only pay in Bush Light.
db2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Who is Nick Adams and was he born stupid or does he have to keep in practice?
RePsyche@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Conservative commentator, sounds like he gets lots of practice.
Keeponstalin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ah, professionally stupid and racist. Salary must be nice
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I have always seen him as an absolute unapologetic grifter in it for the love of the game.
Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Im still not convinced that he isn’t just the most committed-to-the-bit satire account on the internet.
mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
All his tweets are written by AI
WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
They can’t always have been though. I’ve been aware of him since the pandemic. I thought it was satire until recently.
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He’s the Gen Z version of Ken M.
peopleproblems@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You mean the Kid Rock show that they just cancelled?
Yeah.
cobysev@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s “Rock the Country,” aka “MAGA Fest.” It was a different show held in South Carolina, where all the other artists started dropping out when they realized it was promoting MAGA.
Kid Rock was headlining that show, but it’s separate from Turning Point USA’s halftime show starring Kid Rock. As far as I know, that one is still happening.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And it was one show, not the tour.
hector@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
The devil has a cause now, it’s fixing elections, not going platinum though it’s a piece of shit.
Biffsbraincell@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Can we not post this ragebait shit here?
Some maga chud said something idiotic now let’s all fume about it has 0 worth.
brucethemoose@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s what gets upvotes on Lemmy, sadly.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
What ever happened to the corn? I’m a very political person, but can we keep it out of shitposting?
I just want one community where it isn’t infected with it.
dil@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
That is all this user posts if you want to block them to help your feed
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
2/10 shitpost bro. try harder.
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nobody like Kid Rock.
MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
No, there are probably about 5-10M fans out there. I have a coworker who loves him.
Nobody with an IQ above 90 likes Kid Rock. Nobody with any actual musical taste likes Kid Rock. Nobody worth having a conversation with likes Kid Rock.
hector@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Conservatives are very protective of their rock stars too. You should see them act like the fairy godfathers for ted nugent too, it’s pathetic.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
So absolutely nothing has changed since the 90s :D
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
theblurstoftimes@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
Every Super Bowl there is a competing halftime show from other channels or websites. This year we have right wing lunatics acting like they’re the first and only ones to do so. Maybe year they’re do a puppy killing bowl to rival the regular one since we all know how much they love doing that.
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
i dont even think kid rock bothered to write any new songs he’s just playing the “hits” from his 26 year old album and he doesn’t even have twisted brown trucker anymore
hector@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Is that the little person that sang with him?
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
joe c was in twisted brown trucker; twisted brown trucker was the backing band. i sadly liked kid rock back in 2000 >_>
tar@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
it’s it illegal to say I hope someone hacks the show and makes them watch the bad bunny stream instead?
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 weeks ago
Or we could get a man in a Max Headroom mask instead.
DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
C’mon, it’s the superbowl. We should get Max Headroom himself.
TomMasz@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
This seemed almost plausible right up until the “Kid Rock.”
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
I mean we can be sure the Super Bowl staff are very good at choosing people that are culturally relevant and will make people spend on ads. Not into Bad Bunny myself, although not really tried yet, but I believe he’s massive.
They said the same last year about Kendrick Lamar, someone I do love, and it was a great show.
hector@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
These people are so used to talking in their echo chamber and responding to things they lied about us saying that we are lost if we just wander into their posts.
They are freaking out because kid rock. What? Nobody gives a shit about kid rock, how old is that asshole now? Him and ted nugent can front a half time show about fucking children all they want, no one in reality cares.
And no one cares about the half time show, tv executives don’t particularly care either, it’s a bit piece, something for the people that don’t watch football normally. None of the fans give a shit about the half time show particularly.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Kid Rock is this generation’s Ted Nugent
lol_idk@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
So nearly the same generation almost
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They’re 22 years apart, literally different generations. Nugent is a boomer and Rock is GenX.
Actually, yeah you’re right. Those are nearly the same generation almost in practice.
hector@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
He is still out there. In fact someone just dumped like a hundred murdered goats on state land near where he is one of the biggest landlords. Naturally I thought of him, made a joke about it, the conservatives all took it as a real accusation and freaked out demanding evidence to the point where I’m now convinced it actually was him and his people, and their whack em and stack em canned hunts.
They raise animals in captivity and put them in a fenced in area so they can blow them all away en masse with assault rifles. Because killing things is fun, none of the pesky sportsmanship or tracking to get in the way of the sheer joy of slaughtering captive animals, apparently.
Rooty@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hears the opening riff to “Sweet Home Alabama”
Awww yisss
It WaS 1984 mY ThOUgHtS wERe ShORt My HaIr WaS LoNg
Fuck you Kid Rock you waste of skin
arctanthrope@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I mean, the original’s not great either, it’s a bunch of guys wrapped in Confederate flags singing about how Watergate wasn’t even a big deal actually, and guys who criticize racism like Neil Young should just shut up
Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
I mean, I won’t watch this trash, and I really do hope it flops, but I feel like the caviler dismissal of the possibility of it going poorly is exactly how Trump won when he has.
There’s a lot of idiots out there, and everyone sits in their bubble, smuggly talking about how these people don’t exist, and then get really fucking surprised when they turn out in droves.
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Isn’t he just doing a bit? It’s bad satire but I think it’s still satire.
Soulphite@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Kid who?
CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
One of the few kids associated with the republicans who’s (probably) not in the Epstein files.
hector@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Ted nugent might not be in the epstein files either, but to be fair he was fucking children before it was popular, a real trend setting in that regard. (One of his hit songs is about banging a 13 year old or something the sick fuck.)
Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They’re worried people are going to watch the methtime show instead? Lol
Inucune@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Super bowl outcome will be decided before the players take the field. Sports betting has ruined any professional sports.
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Sports betting founded professional sports.
Inucune@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That may be, but the concept of sportsmanship has left the building.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ya, I already only sorta liked watching pro sports. Betting and the incessant babbling by the commentators about it have ruined it. I used to enjoy listening to the twins games on the radio, but no more.
Nyadia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Wait who the fuck is Jan
Etterra@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
Joke’s on them, I don’t like either of them, or sportsball.
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 2 weeks ago
Lmfao.
Mirshe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Also doesn’t help that they apparently gave a bunch of half-truths to every other artist on the card (like Shinedown), and potentially just added some names they thought they could dial last-minute (Ludacris).
defuse959@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
In what world would Luda be at that shit show?
Please don’t tell me I missed him turning red hat.
kboos1@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Indeed, why…kid rock…why
CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They would be so much better.