Sure, Jan

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Kid Rock makes music for people who know how much Sudafed you can buy at one time without raising suspicion.

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  • yesman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Kid Rock is music for dudes who can only see their kids on the weekend, but don’t.

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  • obre@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Kid Rock makes music for people who know what the age of consent laws are for every state in the country.

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  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨49⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    … and still end up buying more than that

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• hector@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  These people are so used to talking in their echo chamber and responding to things they lied about us saying that we are lost if we just wander into their posts.

  They are freaking out because kid rock. What? Nobody gives a shit about kid rock, how old is that asshole now? Him and ted nugent can front a half time show about fucking children all they want, no one in reality cares.

  And no one cares about the half time show, tv executives don’t particularly care either, it’s a bit piece, something for the people that don’t watch football normally. None of the fans give a shit about the half time show particularly.

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• Biffsbraincell@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can we not post this ragebait shit here?

  Some maga chud said something idiotic now let’s all fume about it has 0 worth.

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• TomMasz@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This seemed almost plausible right up until the “Kid Rock.”

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• Rooty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Hears the opening riff to “Sweet Home Alabama”

  Awww yisss

  It WaS 1984 mY ThOUgHtS wERe ShORt My HaIr WaS LoNg

  Fuck you Kid Rock you waste of skin

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• Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why? Kid Rock

  Lmfao.

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  • Mirshe@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Also doesn’t help that they apparently gave a bunch of half-truths to every other artist on the card (like Shinedown), and potentially just added some names they thought they could dial last-minute (Ludacris).

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    • defuse959@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      In what world would Luda be at that shit show?

      Please don’t tell me I missed him turning red hat.

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  • kboos1@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Indeed, why…kid rock…why

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  • CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They would be so much better.

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• ryathal@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Kid Rock is the guy you call when everyone else said no and you can only pay in Bush Light.

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• peopleproblems@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You mean the Kid Rock show that they just cancelled?

  Yeah.

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  • cobysev@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s “Rock the Country,” aka “MAGA Fest.” It was a different show held in South Carolina, where all the other artists started dropping out when they realized it was promoting MAGA.

    Kid Rock was headlining that show, but it’s separate from Turning Point USA’s halftime show starring Kid Rock. As far as I know, that one is still happening.

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    • hector@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The devil has a cause now, it’s fixing elections, not going platinum though it’s a piece of shit.

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And it was one show, not the tour.

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Who is Nick Adams and was he born stupid or does he have to keep in practice?

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  • Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He’s the Gen Z version of Ken M.

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  • RePsyche@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Conservative commentator, sounds like he gets lots of practice.

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)?wp…

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    • Keeponstalin@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ah, professionally stupid and racist. Salary must be nice

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    • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I have always seen him as an absolute unapologetic grifter in it for the love of the game.

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  • Floodedwomb@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Im still not convinced that he isn’t just the most committed-to-the-bit satire account on the internet.

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  • mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    All his tweets are written by AI

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    • WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They can’t always have been though. I’ve been aware of him since the pandemic. I thought it was satire until recently.

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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• cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  i dont even think kid rock bothered to write any new songs he’s just playing the “hits” from his 26 year old album and he doesn’t even have twisted brown trucker anymore

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  • hector@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is that the little person that sang with him?

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• anon_8675309@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nobody like Kid Rock.

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  • MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No, there are probably about 5-10M fans out there. I have a coworker who loves him.

    Nobody with an IQ above 90 likes Kid Rock. Nobody with any actual musical taste likes Kid Rock. Nobody worth having a conversation with likes Kid Rock.

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    • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨58⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      So absolutely nothing has changed since the 90s :D

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    • hector@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Conservatives are very protective of their rock stars too. You should see them act like the fairy godfathers for ted nugent too, it’s pathetic.

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• Inucune@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Super bowl outcome will be decided before the players take the field. Sports betting has ruined any professional sports.

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  • SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨45⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Sports betting founded professional sports.

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• Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Kid Rock is this generation’s Ted Nugent

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  • hector@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    He is still out there. In fact someone just dumped like a hundred murdered goats on state land near where he is one of the biggest landlords. Naturally I thought of him, made a joke about it, the conservatives all took it as a real accusation and freaked out demanding evidence to the point where I’m now convinced it actually was him and his people, and their whack em and stack em canned hunts.

    They raise animals in captivity and put them in a fenced in area so they can blow them all away en masse with assault rifles. Because killing things is fun, none of the pesky sportsmanship or tracking to get in the way of the sheer joy of slaughtering captive animals, apparently.

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  • lol_idk@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So nearly the same generation almost

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    • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They’re 22 years apart, literally different generations. Nugent is a boomer and Rock is GenX.

      Actually, yeah you’re right. Those are nearly the same generation almost in practice.

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• tar@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  it’s it illegal to say I hope someone hacks the show and makes them watch the bad bunny stream instead?

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  • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Or we could get a man in a Max Headroom mask instead.

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• Psionicsickness@reddthat.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I mean, I won’t watch this trash, and I really do hope it flops, but I feel like the caviler dismissal of the possibility of it going poorly is exactly how Trump won when he has.

  There’s a lot of idiots out there, and everyone sits in their bubble, smuggly talking about how these people don’t exist, and then get really fucking surprised when they turn out in droves.

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• itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Isn’t he just doing a bit? It’s bad satire but I think it’s still satire.

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• Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Kid who?

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  • CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    One of the few kids associated with the republicans who’s (probably) not in the Epstein files.

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    • hector@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Ted nugent might not be in the epstein files either, but to be fair he was fucking children before it was popular, a real trend setting in that regard. (One of his hit songs is about banging a 13 year old or something the sick fuck.)

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