Checkmate, atheists! You are going to vagina hell!

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• xodasu@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oh good, another sermon screenshot that got science from a cereal box. No, NASA did not photograph “HELL” with an electric microscope. Electron microscopes take images of things smaller than a grain of sand, not space clouds. Someone either slapped an AI nebula filter on a stock image or misunderstood every word they ever heard in science class, pick your poison.

  Also proud of humanity for turning cosmic art into a giant vagina and promptly calling it divine proof. I laughed, then cringed at the same time. If this is the hill you want to die on, bring snacks, because the ratio is coming.

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  • genuineparts@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Electron microscopes take images of things smaller than a grain of sand

    Checkmate Atheist, he said electric Microscope. \s

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  • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is this an AI space vagina?

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    • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That’s going on my list of band names.

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    • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Galaxusy!

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  • raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Pretty sure that was just a troll post.

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  • halfapage@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    excuse me this is a strictly waste publishing facility

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  • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And just go add, EM only make grey scale images.

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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I should call her. 

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• stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Why are NASA using microscopes to look at space?

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  • kewwwi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    you know when you try using binoculars the wrong way around and everything go small? they’re just using the microscopes like that

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image

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• Liuone@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I came from a place so similar to this.

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• mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Signing up for the helldivers division right now blobcat, sweats

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  • Vantablack@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    For democracy!

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• AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’d say it looks a little AI generated, for starters, and second I wanna ask a question. If Heaven and Hell are real, why would there be a way for living people to enter from space? I thought the only way to either place was death?

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  • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And here I was, thinking that I won’t see shitposts on this community

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Actually the only way is from space. When you die you just end and don’t go anywhere.

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• Zier@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  So, just to be clear, Pastor Alex thinks vaginas are 'hell'? Good luck ever getting laid Alex.

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  • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Pastor Alex probably became a pastor because he’s gay and deep in the closet

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      he’s deep in something but I doubt it’s a closet…

      deep in that ass

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  • froh42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What did the priest say to the - what is Ministrant in English - altar server boy?

    “There is a good Christian inside you”.

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    • Triumph@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      "Altar boy" is most common where I am, but I have also heard "server".

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Pastor Alex probably likes little boys.

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  • halfapage@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    vaginal flashbacks

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• Archangel1313@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image

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• Tattorack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oh look, it’s the legendary vaganus.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m suddenly hungry again.

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  • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Can I suggest fish tacos?

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• DonorTissue@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Nah he just calls it hell because it’s older than 18.

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ll take it, the alternative is a real shit-hole.

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  • starik@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This one looks like a hybrid of both

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• mr_stank@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Would

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is where baby universes come from.

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• ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’d hit it. 🥵

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  • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    good thing I already reserved my place in hell for laughing at a 9/11 meme!

    I’m sorry

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• tourist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I can’t save this if it’ll show up in my media roll

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• Nasan@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  NASA scientists will have to turn to crowdfunding to bankroll the search for the G-spot.

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• n_throe@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Sorry guys but this is hell vulva nebula.

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  • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m not googling that.

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• wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That nebola sure looks quiffy

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• cv_octavio@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  And with your wrinkled pussy, I can’t be your lover!

  - Slick Rick, 1985.

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• tino_408@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That only looks like the tip

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• MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s a match made in the heavens. With Valentines Day coming up keep an eye to the sky for a big bang

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