MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown
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- Comment on US | White House frustrations with Venezuela’s Machado grow after elections comments 1 day ago:
“[Twenty-four] months is a more realistic time frame but strategically, she shouldn’t be opining on a time frame,” the person close to the White House said.
Fuck off! They can hold elections on a weeks notice in Europe We don’t need to import our garbage 24 month long US election cycle into Venezuela.
And the White House stressed that President Donald Trump’s priority is rebuilding Venezuela, and that elections “cannot happen overnight.”
“As the President stated, there will be elections at the right time, but his top priority is to bring Venezuela back from the dead and rebuild the country,” a White House official said in a statement to POLITICO. “When the country has recovered to the point where it can hold clean, transparent elections, it will be up to the Venezuelan people to choose their leader. We want a stable, prosperous, free, and friendly Venezuela, but this cannot happen overnight.”Bullshit! They’ll never “be ready” in this administrations opinion. They’ll always be just one more goalpost away. Even if we accept the bonkers premise that “Venezuela is dead”, it should be up to Venezuelans how they want to rebuild the country.
- Comment on Nobody ever seems to point out when they make a right-side-up cake. 3 days ago:
I could be wrong, but I think the only cake that is guaranteed upside-up is one that you serve still in the pan you baked it in. That is more a choice of manner in which to serve the cake than a function of the sponge itself.
Upside down cake is constructed before baking in a way that is intended to be inverted from the baking orientation to serve.
- Comment on Checkmate, atheists! You are going to vagina hell! 4 days ago:
It’s a match made in the heavens. With Valentines Day coming up keep an eye to the sky for a big bang
- Comment on Checkmate, atheists! You are going to vagina hell! 4 days ago:
I’m not googling that.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 days ago:
If he hired a competent lawyer, they wouldn’t let him testify, but we all know how won’t tolerate competence if it means he doesn’t get to do what he wants.
- Comment on do most people really like the taste and smell of eggs? 4 days ago:
Slow down there Gaston.
- Comment on Starting to think affluenza might be a real thing. 5 days ago:
₽$¥€opathy?
Yeah, I know it’s an “E”uro, but it’s C-ish shaped. And using a sub denomination didn’t make ¢ents in context.
- Comment on Drug dealers hate this one weird trick! 1 week ago:
That’s literally the instructions for use with automatic dispensers
- Comment on Real and True 2 weeks ago:
I want to meet the man who uses 7, but 14 scares me.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Apparently it’s a liquid metal like effect, but when photographed or rendered in a white box…
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- Comment on Are Crows just the reincarnation of cranky goths? 4 weeks ago:
Theodahad has entered the chat.
- Comment on Amazon angers retailers by listing products from other sites without consent 4 weeks ago:
Ah, the good ol’ DoorDash runaround
- Comment on Who care about book 4 weeks ago:
15 other users found this review helpful - Comment on Help is needed 4 weeks ago:
Red Hot Chili Peepers
Tickleback
The Black Eyed Pets
3 Coors Down
Inane Clown Posse - Comment on Be careful when choosing your profession 5 weeks ago:
Thems ain’t bees…
- Comment on YSK about Israel’s “Samson Option”: The Nuclear Target List that includes American and European cities… 5 weeks ago:
Are you familiar with how the story of Samson ends?
- Comment on "Refrigerate after opening and store in the refrigerator door." Why the door for this mayo? 5 weeks ago:
You can lay it on its side
- Comment on BacK iN MY dAys 1 month ago:
It’s DDR3
- Comment on uhhh 1 month ago:
Elder scrolls six?
- Comment on “Everybody talks about wanting to change things and help and fix, but ultimately all you can do is fix yourself. And that's a lot. Because if you can fix yourself, it has a ripple effect.” 1 month ago:
Fixin’omics?
- Comment on Longing, Rusted, Seventeen, Daybreak, Furnace, Nine, Benign, Homecoming, One, Boxcar 1 month ago:
Unless “the mitochondria” is a singular group noun, like in “The Village People is a band”, or “This [set of] data was collected…”
- Comment on Longing, Rusted, Seventeen, Daybreak, Furnace, Nine, Benign, Homecoming, One, Boxcar 1 month ago:
Hazelnut, Mystify, Cuttlefish, Lark, Lurk, Robert, Anglican, Pheromone
- Comment on Why does everyone put celery in soup stock? 1 month ago:
It’s one of the those aromatic vegetables (along with carrots and onions, etc. ) that for most people (obviously not yourself) adds a background flavor that is not overpowering or offensive. It makes your soup taste like soup instead of salty chicken-water or bean-water. Its also fairly inexpensive compared to more meats and spices.
- Comment on I bought an Ender 3 V3 (corexz) recently, and have been having bed adhesion issues. Please help me interpret this bed adhesion test result 1 month ago:
That’s a removable print plate? Check if there’s anything stuck under between the plate and the heater on the high side/corner
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- Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’ 2 months ago:
Basketball was invented using peach baskets. So the NBA will have to become the National Fruitball League (NFL)
- Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’ 2 months ago:
Or BIPM
- Comment on Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲 2 months ago:
Lol. We run on opposite wavelengths. If the mantises go postal I want to be as far away as possible.
- Comment on ELI5 why I logically understand McDonald's food is low quality and bad for me but I crave it like crack? 2 months ago:
Now I want a doormat with “monosodium gluta” inscribed on it
