I've Hit The Perfect Weight

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• entwine@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s almost 300lbs! The reflection rules out morbidly obese, so are you tall as fuck, jacked as fuck, or both?

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨42⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Probs just fat as fuck. I weighed myself a couple of months ago and saw 145kg and knew I gotta sort out my weight out. Im average height

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• rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s amazing, that’s the same weight as my luggage!

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨39⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    …im assuming your luggage is pretty heavy lol

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My knowledge of Roman numerals is insufficient to decode it but my weight’s been “ERR” for years.

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  • dumbass@aus.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    it stands for Exquisite Rad Radial. It just means you're fuckin awesome.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or at least their tires are 🤷

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  • rogsson@piefed.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    U got me :D

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• rogsson@piefed.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Next step? 543,21kg

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That also would be perfect!

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    • Cort@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Make sure you get a photo of 420.69 on the way up

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  • Johandea@feddit.nu ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t be so harsh! I’d accept 432,10 kg

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    • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Easy mode: 420kg

      Hard mode: 4.20kg

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• knexcar@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  123 lb isn’t very heavy at all!

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨40⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Dunno what lb is mate lol

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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No sane person uses imperial. This is 2026, not 1826.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Go back to bed. You’ve already won. The day can’t possibly get any better from here.

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨38⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Nah i lost a little bit more weight so now the numbers are fucked :(

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• bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Daaaaaaam nice

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• baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You’re not really that weight though, the phone adds some. Sorry to have to inform you of this.

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨33⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    …omg the phone’s weight on the scales

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• lambipapp@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Min does 2 decimal points, but the last digit only shows 5-gram-increments. 80.00 -> 80.05 -> 80.10 and so on.

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• exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I wasn’t aware that there were household scales with that level of precision, to 5 significant figures.

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨39⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Yeah mate, just a $50 set of digital scales off Amazon

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• meekah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I can’t get over how your legs look in the reflection. looks like you’re wearing super tight shorts and your legs are squeezing out where they stop. kinda the upside down version of a muffin top

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨34⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Yeah it looks weird as fuck, and my front knee looks off to the side somehow. Gotta admit though it was really flattering to my muffin top so im not complaining 🤣

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    • meekah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨21⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      gotta look at the positives :D

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• observantTrapezium@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s not the perfect weight unless you are between 2.23 and 2.58 metres tall…

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨37⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Lol dont take what i said literally mate

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    • observantTrapezium@lemmy.ca ⁨34⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Same 😜

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  • SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    or possess any amount of muscle whatsoever

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    • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨36⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I have a bit of muscle but probs nothing to justify the weight lol

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• Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That reflection does not look like 123kg to me, how??

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  • NoPanko@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well of course not, the reflection is weightless, its the person who has weight

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  • meekah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m 190cm and sure, a bit chubby, but easily break the 120kg mark

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    • Viceversa@lemmy.world ⁨51⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      A bit?

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    • psoul@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m 1m85 and have been at 65kg most of my life. I’m closer to 70kg now. You’re almost double my weight.

      We should try to find someone half my weight (30kg) and someone double yours (240kg) and we could hangout, maybe create a secret society or something.

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    • ergonomic_importer@piefed.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Unless you’re made of solid muscle, you may want to do some self reflection because 120kg at 190cm is pretty well into the range of clinical obesity.

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  • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If anything like me, just tall

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Aye?

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• RadioEthiopiate@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Now try for trips.

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ?

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    • RadioEthiopiate@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Old 4chan meme where posts were given a numerical value and users would try to guess/game doubles or triples for the last 2-3 digits in the string. It usually came with a stipulation, like “trips and I x”. Haven’t lurked in a looong time, so dunno if it’s still a thing. Might be showing my age.

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• l_isqof@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Now stick to it

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    yes daddy

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• Seaguy05@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I expected a brain in that reflection

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I checked so many times for that before posting lol

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  19 stone

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  • rogsson@piefed.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My dude, counting in stones are for rookies. OP weighs approximately 7 × 10⁸ grains of sand

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I have no idea what that is

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    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      oh this guy probably uses Imperial measurements

      it’s 69673.1296433 drachms

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    • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      About 123 Kilo

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