I would gladly nominate your mother.
They don't keep stats on prostitutes the way they do with football quarterbacks so we'll never know who the GOAT prostitute is
Submitted 2 months ago by kali_fornication@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I got with a goat prostitute once, she was baaaaaaaaad
siha@feddit.uk 2 months ago
makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There’s a documentary on these 2 Dutch sisters in their 70s who have been in the game for over 100 years between them. So they’re probably up there:
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ben Franklin died too early.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 months ago
Well there’s Caroline Lacroix.
She was a prostitute that caught the eye of King Leopold II, you know, the Belgian Congo guy. He ended up leaving her a pretty large portion of his blood money.
LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I think you could also make a strong argument for Zheng Yi Sao, basically seduced a pirate king and took over his fleet and became the most powerful pirate of all time.
jagermo@feddit.org 2 months ago
Also, Lola Montez, who nearly brought down the bavarian monarchy.
Her ability to manipulate the king was so great that the Minister of State, Karl von Abel, was dismissed because he and his entire cabinet had objected to her being granted Bavarian nationality and the title of countess. The students at Munich University were divided in their sympathies, and conflicts arose shortly before the outbreak of the revolutions of 1848, which led the king, at Montez’s insistence, to close the university.
Also, she is the subject of a great song by Volbeat
njm1314@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well I mean she’s not a goat at being a prostitute she’s a goat at being a pirate Queen.
m4xie@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I came here to say this
Wilco@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Its your mom!
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I read that as “prostates” and was confused but intrigued
everett@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Reading this left me prostrate.
GottaHaveFaith@fedia.io 2 months ago
Technically Eve fucked all the men in the world
manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Say sex worker instead of prostitute, and also people absolutely do rate and review sex workers, it’s not exactly what you mean, but the review books and websites can trace their roots back to the late 1800s
jayambi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I ask myself sometimes: if we use a new word for “something” what does change? …surely there are words that were intended as insults from beginning on. But some words just become insults again if we switch the naming because the concept behind it is an insult rooted in soceiety no?. for example: 1980 “your mother is a whore” ,dont say whore its insulting say prostitute… 2000 “your mother is a prostitute” dont say that… 2026 “yo mama is a sex worker” … no matter how often we name it, the concept is causing it to end up as insult.
maybe a bad example here but anyways
phonics@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If it’s a business theyre keeping track. Data just isnt public of consolidated.
atro_city@fedia.io 2 months ago
We all know Trump is the real throatgoat.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I thought that was Nancy Reagan
ViscloReader@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nah I don’t think this buffoon is good at anything. Especially sex
atro_city@fedia.io 2 months ago
Didn't he take Bill Clinton's fat cock?
Tiger@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You could measure by how far it got you in life, so by some measures Melania could be considered a winner in that class. (First Lady, 40 million for a documentary, etc) I think she’s deplorable though.
TheRealKuni@piefed.social 2 months ago
I understand that Nancy Reagan was the throat GOAT.
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But did she charge? Guess we’ll never know.
lemmylommy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan is Natalya Sagdiyev.
GuyFawkes@midwest.social 2 months ago
A better question is what stats would you keep if they were kept?
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Body count and total Net worth of johns divided by body count.
slazer2au@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Because one is subjective the other is not.
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
That’s why you keep stats and measure objective metrics. “I think this is the best player” or “I think this is the best whore” are both equally subjective. But one is backed up by statistics, the other is not, but could be and therbt negating the difference.
thenoirwolfess@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
And then, if the scoring criteria can be subjective, that can lead to a similar issue with results. Kind of how those ice-skating competitions rely on 3 experts’ opinions rather than the mathematical accuracy of moves or timing accuracy of music synchronisation.
Stern@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We could grade them like gymnasts or figure skaters.
crank0271@lemmy.world 2 months ago
In a certain sense, I think many of us do.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Pretty sure that’s just called pornography.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
I am pretty sure that would be the woman that has the world record for having like 1000 dudes cum inside her in under 24 hours.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
Eccentrica Gallumbits is #1.
Dadifer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How far out do her erogenous zones start?
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Gotta be Bonnie Blue she had a 1,000 man gangbang. Her body count is like 2k.
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And has turned that into probably millions.
jimmy90@lemmy.world 2 months ago
sex worker ~prostitute~
MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We all know it’s your mom.
d00phy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Slowest pitch in history.
MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Not as slow as your moms fatass.
SirSamuel@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I, too, nominate this person’s mother
muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com 2 months ago
Beet me to it
BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s why she’s the best in the business!
atro_city@fedia.io 2 months ago
Red beet?