MantisToboggon

@MantisToboggon@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone watching this series on Amazon Prime?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That ass is a national treasure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is md your mom’s dick?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨U.S. consumers are so fucked up, that they put more than $1 billion on buy-now, pay later services during Cyber Monday⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We are a sentient ponzi scheme.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK negative views about homosexuality remain common in many countries⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They remain common in the USA also.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate how inescapable politics are on Lemmy, but ya know, at least nobody's constantly asking how I wipe my butt or pick up my dog's poop then completely ignoring me when I try to answer.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How do you wipe your butt?!?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Learning moderation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe he is into urethra play.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nothing more liberating than bending over, taking a deep breath, and enjoying nature⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s your mom doing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come there is not a pope without grey hair? I mean a much younger pope like 30s 40s. Really can't be that hard. You got an ocean of cardinals and priests who pretty much tell say?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When John Paul was around people bitched about how long he was pope.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who trade their time for money without saving up to buy back their freedom and time should be called voluntary slaves, not employees⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Or parents.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are non-binary and asexual flags Wario and Waluigi colored, respectively?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GPU prices are coming to earth just as RAM costs shoot into the stratosphere - Ars Technica⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh I like you you can come over and fuck my wife.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GPU prices are coming to earth just as RAM costs shoot into the stratosphere - Ars Technica⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jam it right in my ass!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beer tastes somewhat like piss because it's processed through fish bladders.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you a fish? I’m so confused, how did you type this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corn me up, snake 🐍🌽⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Marry me!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corn me up, snake 🐍🌽⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My dick hole is extremely dilated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do people with epilepsy triggered by flashing lights, drive past trees that are backlit by the sun?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Slowly or very fast but not reasonably.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corn me up, snake 🐍🌽⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You would fit in so many of my orifices.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If they are training on my emails, they are going to be dumb as fuck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you date someone that uses a hammer?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What is its MC Hammer?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Effective immediately I will be stepping down as CEO of your mom.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My mom’s fatass was always to good for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Find the Piggy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They should compare ankles.