MantisToboggon
@MantisToboggon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Embrace your role in life 1 day ago:
It’s hard being your dad.
- Comment on I Am Sexually Attracted To Eevee From Pokemon 5 days ago:
I have an Eevee costume…
- Comment on ,fuck the atmosphere 5 days ago:
I dunno man I’m higher than giraffe testicles.
- Comment on ,fuck the atmosphere 5 days ago:
You high bro?
- Comment on YSK Your smoke detectors should be replaced every 7-10 years 1 week ago:
You should know I passive aggressively want to die.
- Comment on Duval holding cue card for Brando who can't remember his lines. 2 weeks ago:
Brando was kind of a piece of shit.
- Comment on What is the best alternative to a "smart" cell phone today? 3 weeks ago:
String and 2 cans.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Why do you stereotype them?
- Comment on We've grown fat with information, but are starving for wisdom... 3 weeks ago:
I grew fat with cheeseburgers.
- Comment on How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving? 3 weeks ago:
I have a huge purple dildo. I just start beating myself about the head and shoulders.
- Comment on I worked some prison and jails. They always put this big heavy green thing on you if your on suicide or solitary watch. My question is if Epstein was on watch then how did he suicide? 4 weeks ago:
He had a lot of help.
- Comment on Is it wrong that my cat casually uses the N word, in my head when I anthropomorphize her? 4 weeks ago:
Cause you are nuttier than squirrel shit?
- Comment on Is it wrong that my cat casually uses the N word, in my head when I anthropomorphize her? 4 weeks ago:
Yes it’s wrong. Stop that.
- Comment on Borderlands 4 for Nintendo Switch 2 likely axed, as Take-Two says it’s ‘paused’ development | VGC 4 weeks ago:
Fucking dicks!
- Comment on What are some ways to fight for socialism from the comfort of your room? 5 weeks ago:
Jerk off to uplifting porn.
- Comment on If the color of the Sun was orange, wouldn't the clouds and everything white also be orange? My friend is adamant that 30 years ago the "real" Sun was orange but got replaced with a white LED. 5 weeks ago:
You should get them a car on monoxide detector.
- Comment on If trump is really implicated in Epsteins pedo-ring what is your theory as to why this wasn't leaked by an opposition leader? 1 month ago:
Do you mean Melinda gates?
- Comment on They don't keep stats on prostitutes the way they do with football quarterbacks so we'll never know who the GOAT prostitute is 1 month ago:
Not as slow as your moms fatass.
- Comment on They don't keep stats on prostitutes the way they do with football quarterbacks so we'll never know who the GOAT prostitute is 1 month ago:
We all know it’s your mom.
- Comment on I don't understand how Trump gets away with all his senial BS. How come everyone is telling him to piss off or use the constitution to shut him the hell up? 1 month ago:
Because when he is coherent he hates the right people.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
A really small dick and a lot of fre time.
- Comment on Where is serious monkey business gotten down to? 1 month ago:
Your mom’s pad.
- Comment on Are Crows just the reincarnation of cranky goths? 1 month ago:
No I think goth kids are reincarnated hipsters?
- Comment on Are Crows just the reincarnation of cranky goths? 1 month ago:
No you are thinking of ravens.
- Comment on Is there any way to modify community subscription weight? 1 month ago:
All the communities are quiet here.
- Comment on If you have an exceptional intelligence... You live in IDIOCRACY right now 1 month ago:
What’s it like living in the past?
- Comment on Is there a "buy nothing" community on Lemmy? Or an anti-consumerism comm? 2 months ago:
No just send me the money I won’t spend it.
- Comment on A belated Christmas gift to R6 Siege! 2 months ago:
They are going to end of life that game fucking quick.
- Comment on Who's on the market for...? 2 months ago:
I’m pretty sure they had sex with that.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Which one won’t judge me for my creepy choices in pornography?