MantisToboggon
@MantisToboggon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Is there a "buy nothing" community on Lemmy? Or an anti-consumerism comm? 3 days ago:
No just send me the money I won’t spend it.
- Comment on A belated Christmas gift to R6 Siege! 6 days ago:
They are going to end of life that game fucking quick.
- Comment on Who's on the market for...? 1 week ago:
I’m pretty sure they had sex with that.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Which one won’t judge me for my creepy choices in pornography?
- Comment on I was feeling good about myself until my dog crushed me 2 weeks ago:
How’s he know what your mom wants ?
- Comment on why is fossil fuel still used? 3 weeks ago:
Like what?
- Comment on why is fossil fuel still used? 3 weeks ago:
It has a higher energy density than most other substances. I think it’s like double lithium ion batteries.
- Comment on Some big black corn 3 weeks ago:
I want it inside me!
- Comment on Pop it like it's hot 3 weeks ago:
Nature’s lube.
- Comment on Anyone watching this series on Amazon Prime? 3 weeks ago:
That ass is a national treasure.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Is md your mom’s dick?
- Comment on U.S. consumers are so fucked up, that they put more than $1 billion on buy-now, pay later services during Cyber Monday 3 weeks ago:
We are a sentient ponzi scheme.
- Comment on YSK negative views about homosexuality remain common in many countries 4 weeks ago:
They remain common in the USA also.
- Comment on I hate how inescapable politics are on Lemmy, but ya know, at least nobody's constantly asking how I wipe my butt or pick up my dog's poop then completely ignoring me when I try to answer. 4 weeks ago:
How do you wipe your butt?!?!
- Comment on Learning moderation 4 weeks ago:
Maybe he is into urethra play.
- Comment on Nothing more liberating than bending over, taking a deep breath, and enjoying nature 4 weeks ago:
What’s your mom doing?
- Comment on How come there is not a pope without grey hair? I mean a much younger pope like 30s 40s. Really can't be that hard. You got an ocean of cardinals and priests who pretty much tell say? 4 weeks ago:
When John Paul was around people bitched about how long he was pope.
- Comment on People who trade their time for money without saving up to buy back their freedom and time should be called voluntary slaves, not employees 4 weeks ago:
Or parents.
- Comment on Why are non-binary and asexual flags Wario and Waluigi colored, respectively? 5 weeks ago:
I think you know.
- Comment on GPU prices are coming to earth just as RAM costs shoot into the stratosphere - Ars Technica 5 weeks ago:
Oh I like you you can come over and fuck my wife.
- Comment on GPU prices are coming to earth just as RAM costs shoot into the stratosphere - Ars Technica 5 weeks ago:
Jam it right in my ass!
- Comment on Beer tastes somewhat like piss because it's processed through fish bladders. 5 weeks ago:
Are you a fish? I’m so confused, how did you type this?
- Comment on Corn me up, snake 🐍🌽 5 weeks ago:
Marry me!
- Comment on Corn me up, snake 🐍🌽 5 weeks ago:
My dick hole is extremely dilated.
- Comment on How do people with epilepsy triggered by flashing lights, drive past trees that are backlit by the sun? 5 weeks ago:
Slowly or very fast but not reasonably.
- Comment on Corn me up, snake 🐍🌽 5 weeks ago:
You would fit in so many of my orifices.
- Comment on Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out 1 month ago:
If they are training on my emails, they are going to be dumb as fuck.
- Comment on Would you date someone that uses a hammer? 1 month ago:
What is its MC Hammer?
- Comment on Effective immediately I will be stepping down as CEO of your mom. 1 month ago:
My mom’s fatass was always to good for you.
- Comment on Find the Piggy 1 month ago:
They should compare ankles.