MantisToboggon
@MantisToboggon@lemmy.world
- Comment on If you're sexually frustrated & can never find a mate & decide to live a life of "nofap," what are the effects that buildup of sexual frustration has? 2 weeks ago:
Your balls will explode!
- Comment on nine eleven 2 weeks ago:
What’s your dad doing in that picture?
- Comment on Huge study finds no evidence cannabis helps anxiety, depression, or PTSD 3 weeks ago:
It doesn’t fix anything, you just don’t care as much.
- Comment on We hardly remember how our parents raised us when we were newborn/infants. How can we be expected to raise our own kids after they are born ? 3 weeks ago:
You can obviously read, you posted this. Maybe that could open some doors.
- Comment on If I were to go out steal 34 cars. And charged with 34 felonies. One per each car. Could I not use the presidents case in defense of my own? Why or why not? 3 weeks ago:
Are you a president?
- Comment on Embrace your role in life 1 month ago:
It’s hard being your dad.
- Comment on I Am Sexually Attracted To Eevee From Pokemon 1 month ago:
I have an Eevee costume…
- Comment on ,fuck the atmosphere 1 month ago:
I dunno man I’m higher than giraffe testicles.
- Comment on ,fuck the atmosphere 1 month ago:
You high bro?
- Comment on YSK Your smoke detectors should be replaced every 7-10 years 1 month ago:
You should know I passive aggressively want to die.
- Comment on Duval holding cue card for Brando who can't remember his lines. 1 month ago:
Brando was kind of a piece of shit.
- Comment on What is the best alternative to a "smart" cell phone today? 1 month ago:
String and 2 cans.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Why do you stereotype them?
- Comment on We've grown fat with information, but are starving for wisdom... 2 months ago:
I grew fat with cheeseburgers.
- Comment on How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving? 2 months ago:
I have a huge purple dildo. I just start beating myself about the head and shoulders.
- Comment on I worked some prison and jails. They always put this big heavy green thing on you if your on suicide or solitary watch. My question is if Epstein was on watch then how did he suicide? 2 months ago:
He had a lot of help.
- Comment on Is it wrong that my cat casually uses the N word, in my head when I anthropomorphize her? 2 months ago:
Cause you are nuttier than squirrel shit?
- Comment on Is it wrong that my cat casually uses the N word, in my head when I anthropomorphize her? 2 months ago:
Yes it’s wrong. Stop that.
- Comment on Borderlands 4 for Nintendo Switch 2 likely axed, as Take-Two says it’s ‘paused’ development | VGC 2 months ago:
Fucking dicks!
- Comment on What are some ways to fight for socialism from the comfort of your room? 2 months ago:
Jerk off to uplifting porn.
- Comment on If the color of the Sun was orange, wouldn't the clouds and everything white also be orange? My friend is adamant that 30 years ago the "real" Sun was orange but got replaced with a white LED. 2 months ago:
You should get them a car on monoxide detector.
- Comment on If trump is really implicated in Epsteins pedo-ring what is your theory as to why this wasn't leaked by an opposition leader? 2 months ago:
Do you mean Melinda gates?
- Comment on They don't keep stats on prostitutes the way they do with football quarterbacks so we'll never know who the GOAT prostitute is 2 months ago:
Not as slow as your moms fatass.
- Comment on They don't keep stats on prostitutes the way they do with football quarterbacks so we'll never know who the GOAT prostitute is 2 months ago:
We all know it’s your mom.
- Comment on I don't understand how Trump gets away with all his senial BS. How come everyone is telling him to piss off or use the constitution to shut him the hell up? 2 months ago:
Because when he is coherent he hates the right people.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
A really small dick and a lot of fre time.
- Comment on Where is serious monkey business gotten down to? 2 months ago:
Your mom’s pad.
- Comment on Are Crows just the reincarnation of cranky goths? 2 months ago:
No I think goth kids are reincarnated hipsters?
- Comment on Are Crows just the reincarnation of cranky goths? 2 months ago:
No you are thinking of ravens.
- Comment on Is there any way to modify community subscription weight? 3 months ago:
All the communities are quiet here.