This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
High value
Submitted 3 hours ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/a7423ee0-5c56-4b30-b4c5-1eb0d69646de.jpeg
Comments
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
b_tr3e@feddit.org 1 hour ago
To be fair, the guy on the picture is 700 years or older. I want to see you at that age.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
Husband hit stage 3 when he was 16, and is still there nearing 40.
#notallhairloss
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 hour ago
I got the fading widow’s peak in my early twenties. And it hasn’t progressed at all in like twenty years!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
i’ve been in stage 3 vertex for a couple decades. been shaving it off for the last six or seven. is nice.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
Yagrum Bagarn, the only living Dwemer to appear in an Elder Scrolls game so far.
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 hour ago
Urgot
zd9@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
These are actual teenage boys now though. Gen Alpha is so fucked.
realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 2 hours ago
Yeah but the good thing is that the gen after is probably not going to be equally retarded.
sparkles@piefed.zip 1 hour ago
I do hope many of them develop and grow up away from it. Otherwise I guess they’ll have to be lonely.
Darohan@lemmy.zip 9 minutes ago
Honestly, there is hope for that. I feel like we’re all forgetting the anti-SJW YouTube pipeline that happened to Gen Z when they were around 16 (around 8-12 years ago now) and a lot of them grew out of that.
zd9@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Think about what kind of politics these boys will have when they grow up though… It’s going to be even more authoritarian, anti-woman, etc.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 hours ago
I’ll bet his poophole is mechanized as well.
Jyrdano@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Holy shit a Morrowind meme out in the wild.