This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
High value
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ummthatguy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
M137@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Absolutely loved that movie when I was a kid.
And I just now realised that when I was around 15 a girl invited me to her place while her parents were away. We watched this movie and she put her legs over me, then leaned her head on my shoulder and held my arm and I just sat there fully focused on the movie and feeling awkward about physical contact… God damn it.JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
That’s a perfectly fine thing to do at 15. Cuddling while watching a movie. I think you’re just looking through it through a different lens now that you’re (presumably) no longer a teenager.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
She should communicate with her words.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Husband hit stage 3 when he was 16, and is still there nearing 40.
#notallhairloss
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I got the fading widow’s peak in my early twenties. And it hasn’t progressed at all in like twenty years!
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Yeah I’ve had a prominent widows peak since my hair grew in. Lot of comments about how I looked like Dracula or Eddie Munster. Got bad enough I tried shaving it in highschool, which honestly looked way way worse.
Morale of the story, men can have different hairlines that are not straight across. Just own it.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
i’ve been in stage 3 vertex for a couple decades. been shaving it off for the last six or seven. is nice.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
7 a few years after high-school. I dont care, im not the one that has to look at it.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
My father is stage 3 at age 51. Interesting. Guess he will be stage 6 by 110.
b_tr3e@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
To be fair, the guy on the picture is 700 years or older. I want to see you at that age.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
“When riddled with corprus and 700 years old you reach, look as good you will not!”
Honytawk@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Wouldn’t that mean his value only went up since he is a man (supposedly)?
I would say it didn’t, so he himself contradicts his own statement.
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
He’s not a man, he’s a mer. Show some respect!
TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 2 weeks ago
Dudes got robot legs. How much more valuable do you want?
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Jon Peters: heavy breathing
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Metal legs; but is stuck in a hole filled with diseased zombie people.
Jinarched@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Peak dad bod
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Yagrum Bagarn, the only living Dwemer to appear in an Elder Scrolls game so far.
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Also the last living Dwemer. Motherfucker was in a different dimension when the Dwemer vanished
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Last living one we know of, at least.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Tamriel is an island right. Would be funny if they just moved across the sea.
zd9@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
These are actual teenage boys now though. Gen Alpha is so fucked.
sparkles@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
I do hope many of them develop and grow up away from it. Otherwise I guess they’ll have to be lonely.
Darohan@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Honestly, there is hope for that. I feel like we’re all forgetting the anti-SJW YouTube pipeline that happened to Gen Z when they were around 16 (around 8-12 years ago now) and a lot of them grew out of that.
zd9@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Think about what kind of politics these boys will have when they grow up though… It’s going to be even more authoritarian, anti-woman, etc.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
It can be a bit of a vicious circle. Here’s my opinion on the matter and what I think the hardest parts are.
Incels don’t exactly attract women - and I mean even as friends, not just partners. But the best way for an incel to stop being an incel is to… Have female friends he can connect with.
We can’t force women to be friends with men who hate women, that would be… yeah, something. Best we can do is what we’re already doing: mixed gender classes in kindergarten and school, hoping that most kids will end up with a diverse set of friends. And at the very least, fewer boys grow up to be men for whom women are some sort of alien creatures or something.
But there will always be some who are less social than others and are then more likely to fall into the influence of the manosphere . And I don’t know what could be done to prevent that or help these people, because the desire to be helped at that point, needs to come from within. Can lead a horse to water, but not force it to drink and all that.
realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
Yeah but the good thing is that the gen after is probably not going to be equally retarded.
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is crazy; what game is this from?
CmdrUlle@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Elder scrolls morrowind
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh! I think I’ve heard of it before. I’ll look it up. For anybody who has played it: is it fun?
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
In morrowind the dwarves are long gone and are believed to have perhaps “receded behind math”, this npc is I believe the only dwarf you can meet in morrowind that is alive though there are dwarven ruins and automatons across morrowind.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
What a grand and intoxicating bod!
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
Hey, I just gave this dude a special overengendered glove!
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Urgot
oldest_meme_420@hilariouschaos.com 2 weeks ago
You be nice, he’s the hottest dwemer in all of Tamriel!
HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
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whitecollarcry@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 weeks ago
I’ll bet his poophole is mechanized as well.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sarah in the bible had Isaac at 90 years old. Menopause is a woke lie like dinosaurs.
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Once women hit menopause they’re experienced and can take all your creampies. IDK 'bout y’all, but I’d assign that great value.
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Tom Segura getting fat again…
grubberneonbelly@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wealth beyond measure, outlander.
CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
ah yes, male pattern value increase, completely forgot about it
wer2@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Now buy my course about how to get robot legs and crush it in the dating scene. Only €67.69 for the first month.
Jyrdano@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Holy shit a Morrowind meme out in the wild.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
I’m a massive elder scrolls fan
Jyrdano@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Didnt know Dwemer made those too