I just got a colonoscopy and the doc said she found some copilot in there
Copilot could soon live inside Windows 11's File Explorer, as Microsoft tests Chat with Copilot in Explorer, not just in a separate app
Submitted 3 weeks ago by throws_lemy@lemmy.nz to technology@lemmy.world
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Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
mr_account@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Terminal
phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Only if it’s more than a yard deep.
Brewchin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Microslop going full “the beatings will continue until morale improves” with their ensloppification of everything they touch, I see.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
MS abandons its other departments development for SLOP 100%. they are on a path to self-destruction.
capuccino@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
At this pace Microsoft will change Windows’ name to Copilot. That’s my prediction.
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
They’re already changing the name of MS Office to “Microsoft Copilot App”. So when you use Copilot inside Microsoft Office on Windows, you’ll be running Copilot in the Copilot App on Copilot OS.
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“I know we said Windows 10 would be the last version of Windows you’d need, but we really mean it this time with Windows 11. Introducing… Compost, I mean, Copilot!”
tungah@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Microsoft CopilOSt
slaacaa@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
zen@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
redlemace@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
stop smoking? how is this relevant ?? ;)
dukemirage@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
When I wanted the file search to not suck I didn’t mean that.
ryper@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Users: File search should not be this bad
Microsoft: How about this bad?redlemace@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You don’t understand … you have to talk to file explorer and convince it you really need that file and then talk it into searching for it. (Makes sense … would YOU like to go into onedrive and try to find something ???)
Armand1@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Explorer already crashes enough without this.
Why don’t they work on Explorer’s awful performance and constant hanging before working in another chatbot?
You know, useful software development work?
zewm@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
But much agentics tho.
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Because there aren’t any developers in charge any more. At places like MS and Google now promotions are given to people who make a big splash. Fixing a bug doesn’t get attention.
shittydwarf@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
superduperpirate@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Is microsoft secretly run by linux evangelists?
henfredemars@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
It’s been surreal watching my technically-inclined friends switch.
sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
ive run dual boot systems to prolong the life of older lenovo notebooks, leaving windows up for some proprietary software id need for work… if this comes to pass though, im fucking GONE. Ill sooner use macOS than anything with a fucking llm looking at the files on my hard drive 👉
iamthetot@piefed.ca 3 weeks ago
Microslop*
atropa@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
We are Linux , resistance is useless ,we are everywhere
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Futile, resistance is futile.
redlemace@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Makes sense… No one has promoted linux since 1991 so hard like microsoft does these last 6 months.
elucubra@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
The thing is that if MS concentrated on providing a bulletproof experience, a sane licensing mode, with a low, cheap, entry bar, they would just keep being the top dog forever.
Now they are just giving market share to Linux and MacOS for free.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
it really is wild that they’re pushing away so many people, who otherwise would just sit with them forever, just because profits must always increase
like all they have to do is stop making things worse and people will stay with them and continue joining them. that’s literally all they have to do. and they can’t do it.
phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Most public companies and governments focus entirely on short term wins with zero consideration for the future.
Microslop is no different.
Scrollone@feddit.it 2 weeks ago
The current version of macOS, Tahoe, is also atrocious. It’s completely unusable on a desktop, it feels like they want to make it work like an iPad.
For the better or worse, the only good OS is now Linux.
elucubra@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Well, the only piece of Apple tech I currently own is an iPad. I bought the thing through a pretty nice offer from my telco, and for a pretty specific use case, running the Affinity suite on the move without lugging my beefy laptop around.
When I saw how they went full idiot with their glass shit for the UI (hellooo, Windows Aero), I stopped allowing updates. The fact that to reduce transparency and effects to make the thing half usable you have to go into accessibility settings says it all.
e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Soon in the Microslop support forums: “Please help, I asked Copilot for the photos of my late grandma and it deleted my entire C drive”.
lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
It probably “saw” the trash icon somewhere and some “deep thought” model concluded that erasing everything was a good idea.
Matriks404@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is just pure idiocy and desperation at this point.
embed_me@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
I’m surprised at this. If I was given the job to fuck up windows, I wouldn’t be able to get such ludicrous ideas
TheTimeKnife@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Windows obsession with destroying their own file explorer is bizarre.
LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Genuine question. How does all of this useless nonsense make them money? Is it all just from loans? Are they just saying “look at all the AI we’re doing” and the investors are just desperate to give them more money?
I just cannot fathom how they profit from all of this. They’re spending so much time doing this. For what? What is the business motive for doing this, if not to get bigger loans from their investors?
JSens1998@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Copilot is falling very far behind all of the other big AI players in the space that it’s actually laughable. The main reason they’re implementing it into every Windows first party application is so they can boost their “user” numbers to satisfy investors.
chunes@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I asked DeepSeek something the other day and it actually admitted that it didn’t know the answer and offered advice on how I could find out. I was actually pretty impressed by that
reddig33@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nadella’s buddies are all making AI garbage, so he thinks he has to make AI garbage too. Because he’s massively uncreative.
And so all the managing leads think “Nadella likes AI! I must find a way to shove AI into my product so that my product/fiefdom doesn’t get the axe! I might even get a bonus! Or promotion!!!”
And so all the coding slaves are tasked with shoehorning AI into every Microsoft product, app, and/or service.
themachinestops@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Is the share price going up?
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Nugscree@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Windows, the first ever sloperating system.
elucubra@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
I like somethings sloppy, but definitely not my OSes
phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
It’s metastasizing. There must really be big profit and privacy-invading upsides for MS in this whole mess, since it sure as shit is not being driven by consumer demand.
henfredemars@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
I wonder how many surveillance dollars are going into that company that isn’t publicly known.
4am@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Imagine knowing what every user is doing? What they read, what they play? What pictures they take? What websites they prefer? Where they get their news? Who they speak with? Their social graph? Where they shop? How often? What their finances look like? Who they work for? What they do for them? How connected they are? How that company is doing? What their quarterly report look like before they make it public? What their plans are for those upcoming layoffs? Who they do business with for importing? What the next big thing they’re designing is?
What Microsoft is attempting to do is to create a planned economy that only benefits the rich. They’re trying to do the thing they always complain is bad about Communism, but do it in a way that gives the rich people control.
We are living in a trap and Microsoft must be eradicated from all computers and networks. OpenAI too.
goatinspace@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
There are thousands of data brokers but we don’t really know to who Evil corp is selling data
Gerudo@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Gotta pump up those usage numbers somehow. Before long, it’ll be on the login screen
khaleer@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Do you want me to fill up your password box for you?
victorz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
[logs in with credentials]
— I’m sorry, I can’t let you do that.
lechekaflan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Install Linux Problem Solved.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I have to use Windows 11 for my school computer, not allowed to change the OS. I didn’t realize how shit awful explorer had gotten between 10 and 11. For anyone reading this who has to use 11: there are explorer alternatives. I use OneCommander and it let me change the default explorer for shortcuts and when other programs bring things up like with “show in folder” options. I don’t have to use windows explorer anymore and while it’s no Linux at least it doesn’t have fucking copilot and it gives me back basic control
Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 3 weeks ago
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Thank you Microslop!
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
ALL YOUR DIRECTORY ARE BELONG TO US
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO PRIVATE
MAKE YOUR TIME
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I cannot understand why a user would ever want this
garretble@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Just what I want: file explorer to load even slower than it does now.
lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
I can already see them brainstorming how to put that stuff in the calculator app.
At least, they don’t put it into the event viewer, because its source code has never seen a change. Looks like 10 years ago and the performance is as bad as then.
FabledTurtle@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
All they had to do is built an actually good search into explorer, they didn’t do that for 20 years and now they force this trash on us… Good thing I ditched Windows last year and soon will sell all my Microsoft shares, that company has no future or vision it’s disgusting
Somecall_metim@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Well just earlier today, I installed Pop OS on an external drive. I’ll be using that to see if I can use it as a daily driver. If I can, microsoft can eat the entirety of my arse.
Redtrax@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Glad I moved to Linux recently, windows 11 has been atrocious
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Not beating the cancer/parasite allegations
Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Mhm. Shit people don’t want continues to be integrated into required system applications so you cannot remove/avoid it.
Seen it comming since the integration of Edge into Windows and how it’s forcibly re-installed everytime you try to remove it. Hell; even the corporate work PCs I use, which lock you out of every non-corporate supplied application such as wordpad, calculator and even the ability to see (not even modify, just view) the desltop background: failed to disable Edge (their default is Chrome). You can right click files > open with > Edge (none of the other applications listed work in any other circumstances, just edge and chrome).
Windows is dead.
teft@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
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axh@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Rico!”
“Kaboom?”
“Yes Rico, kaboom!”
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
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zen@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
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