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• MapleEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  My girlfriend is sometimes a turkey and she loves to be eaten. She asks to be eaten. Sometimes, when she’s really in need, she begs for me you eat her. I have no idea what the original post was talking about

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• madjo@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Has PETA ever asked lettuce if it gave consent to being eaten?

  I mean, I’m all for a decreased consumption of meat, but PETA’s methods don’t work.

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  • pressanykeynow@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    PETA = People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals

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    • madjo@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And PETA is soooooo ethical in their own treatment of animals. All of their shelters are no-kill shelters, right? Right?!

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  the greeks are here

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• AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m sure there’s a turkey furry out there with a vore fetish.

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• WanderingThoughts@europe.pub ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My neighbor tried to raise some turkeys for Christmas. Those were bred to grow really quickly but his timing was off. They have to be slaughtered within a small window before they get too fat and their hearts give out. He had to do an early Christmas.

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  • lena@gregtech.eu ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s a pretty miserable existence for turkeys

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    • markovs_gun@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      A lot of people live this way too. They just keep working and getting fatter until they die of a heart attack at 60

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    • WanderingThoughts@europe.pub ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s pretty common for animals in the meat industry. A broiler chicken goes from hatching to supermarket in 6 weeks. That’s what’s being called efficiency these days.

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  • Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You’re supposed to change their feed when they get to the desired size.

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  • ranzispa@mander.xyz ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t know about the small window thing. We had turkeys for a while, but to be fair it was more about domestic animals than food source. Those things would get huge. I remember once some friends were coming to visit at night and seeing them on the roof got scared and ran off.

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• Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A lot of plants don’t want to be eaten either. Tough shit, I am hungry.

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  • Teppichbrand@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Vegan Bullshit Bingo #22

    Plants have feelings too

    No, they do not. There is no serious study to suggest that they do. Plants do not have a brain or central nervous system. At most, they respond to stimuli. If you really care that much about the welfare of plants, you should go vegan, since many more plants “die” for animal feeding.
    Do you feel bad while mowing your lawn? And would you rather rescue a potted plant than a dog from a burning house? Is docking pig tails the same as branch trimming to you? Question upon question…

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    • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What part of “Tough shit, I am hungry” made you think I care about the desires of the plant?

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    • madjo@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Plants communicate.

      Those tears you shed when cutting onions is because of a defence mechanism of the onion, the scent you smell when cutting grass is another.

      We also know that fungi and trees communicate with eachother as well. They even help eachother gain nutrients.

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  • theolodis@feddit.org ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wanna guess how many plants are wasted to feed animals, only for humans to eat them?

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    • aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      fun fact: we kill between 1 and 3 TRILLION animals a year for food and textiles.

      Wait, that’s not a fun fact!

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    • big_slap@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Plants don’t want to be eaten. Plants don’t want to be eaten. Plants don’t want to be eaten. Plants don’t want to be eaten. Plants don’t want to be eaten. Plants don’t want to be eaten. Plants don’t want to be eaten.

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    • Artemis_Mystique@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Plants that humans wouldnt be able to digest efficiently anyway, unlesss you are talking about the more bourgeois meats

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  • markovs_gun@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Some do, actually. Most plants that taste good basically rely on being eaten as part of their reproductive cycle.

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    • Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      In particular cultivars. So do pigs.

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    • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Mostly berries sure but we eat a lot more plants than that.

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  • AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If I could photosynthesize and fix my own atmospheric nitrogen, I happily would.

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  • MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fuck plants! I’ll eat 'em all!

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• Jerkface@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I want to be eaten. Nobody’s doing anything about that.

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• a14o@feddit.org ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yo! Grey wolves = fascist, don’t repost that shit

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  • Bababasti@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You‘re getting downvoted but I agree with you. The joke in the image is funny, but the presence of these grey wolve emojis suggests affiliation with the Grey Wolves which are fascist. No debating that, I don’t get the other comments here.

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  • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wtf are you on about? They don’t get to decide what symbols belong to them. Ok 👌? 🐸 Fuck Nazi’s appropriating culture for themselves. Iirc the style of this comment indicates their membership in THE PACK AAYROOOO

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    • blurb@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Then we should all start hanging swastikas around Auschwitz, shouldn’t we? Because that symbol just means “prosperity and good luck”.

      Fascist apologia at its fucking finest. The wolf emoji is so obviously used in a nationalistic far-right meaning here with all the Turkish flags. Get a clue.

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  • YgestWefsid@lemmy.today ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Are not grey wolves a cultural symbol related to an old turkish tale? Does not look facist to me.

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    • Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      In the Turkish diaspora they are used as a dog whistle for Turkish nationalist. Good dog whistle too. You don’t hear it.

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    • jlow@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey_Wolves_(organization)

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    • qevlarr@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes, that is the point. Oh, this isn’t about 40k?

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Mmm… Turkish delight… 🤤

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• MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If they don’t want to be eaten all they have to do is say it.

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  • cows_are_underrated@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If Turkeys dont want to be eaten, why are they made out of food?

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  • AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They do, in their own way.

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    • Jerkface@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      All mine said was “gobble gobble,” I’m getting mixed messages here.

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• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If don’t want to be eaten, why delicious?

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• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Asın lan bayrakları! ASIIIIN!!!

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