Submitted 2 hours ago by wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to [deleted]
Hammers are very dangerous. Tens of thousands of hammer accidents happen a year in the US. Hammers can be used to dismantle and destroy things. They’ve even been used in the perpetration of crimes and murders. I could not on good conscience date someone who uses a hammer.
I won’t date anyone who uses dihydrogen monoxide on a regular basis
As an American I can say the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a hammer is a good guy with a hammer.
As an European I’ll just refer to the statistics on hammer murders and the differences between hammer city, USA and Peaceburg, Anywhere Europe. Again.
Date someone with a hammer and you might get nailed.
You want to date someone with an impact driver and you’ll get screwed.
All I’ve got is this hammer drill
Gee I’ve never seen this argued before. By golly you’ve cracked the code. Checkmate!!
Well, that leaves anyone in a trade out of the dating pool then because most of them, eg. in the carpentry field, use hammers of some kind and in some way.
Can confirm. I work on industrial equipment. Sometimes you just gotta hit it with a hammer.
I’m curious on data regarding hammer related deaths. It’s really hard to kill yourself with a hammer.
Love can wait. Safety first.
Does that mean you won’t see a doctor?
Famously they use those little rubber hammers on people’s knees
I knew a hammerhead shark once, it was actually very kind and considerate, even when hammering. I think humans will probably evolve into responsible hammer users in a few thousand generations or so. It's just a matter of practice.
If hammers were only useful for hurting people, yes, yes I would.
What is its MC Hammer?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 hours ago
I prefer to date fellas who be swining hammer. 😏