Yarr

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• Phoenix3875@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Turns out the real treasure is the friendship all along. Anywho, about the salary…

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  • wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Salaa ry? what’s that matey.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I take the port narrow rum… And I drink it.

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• DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ll take the helm or be navigator.

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• cyrano@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Let’s go captain

  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qP-7GNoDJ5c&pp=ygUJV2VsbGVybWFu

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• AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I know three full cassette tapes worth of sea chanties. I claim the crow’s nest! I just need an umbrella.

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• WoodScientist@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  We should legalize period-accurate piracy on the high seas. You can legally loot and pillage your way across the ocean…as long as you’re willing to do so using entirely 18th century tools and equipment. I just want to see a bunch of maniacs in a tiny wooden sail boat try and capture a giant modern cargo container ship.

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  • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I see no problem with robbing super yatchs . Sit bozos down while I throw his crew overboard and pillage his watch collection

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  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sounds cool but pirates often pillaged and raided small, easy to target coastal villages, killing and graping. They were huge dicks and deserve to be eradicated.

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    • Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      *raping

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I admire your spirit, but that’s gonna be a big no from me, dawg.

    Image

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  • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In this economy?!

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    • Aneb@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My raft is gonna be contemporary, only using Styrofoam, even the rum is Styrofoam because thats all I can afford.

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• MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What shall we do with a drunken sailor Early in the morning?

  (Chorus) Way hay, and up she rises, Early in the morning!

  Shave his belly with a rusty razor, (Chorus)

  Put him in a longboat till he’s sober, (Chorus)

  Stick him in a barrel with a hosepipe on him, (Chorus)

  Put him in the bed with the captain’s daughter, (Chorus)

  That’s what we do with a drunken sailor, (Chorus)

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    tis a banger.

    I also like Chicken on a raft.

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  • chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My, uh, riff attempts for this song get really, really dark.

    Tie him to a rock and throw him over

    Throw him in a tub full o’ boiling water

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  • Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shad up!..

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• nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Long John Silver, is it you?

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• Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m a bilge rat ladies, I’m a serious sailor.

  I don’t need two hands just to steal from my neighbor

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• mrfriki@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Heck, I would even consider an unpaid internship!

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• Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  0/5

  Former employee here.

  God damn them all, I was told we’d sail the seas for American gold, we’d fire no guns, shed no tears.

  Now I’m a broken man on a Halifax pier. Also, management will call you to work unpaid overtime. Stay away from this place!

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  • four@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now…

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  • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This guy’s just trying to hide the treasure from the rest of us.

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    • then_three_more@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, seriously.

      I did a tour on that sickening sight of a sloop.

      Once we sighted a Yankee lay low down with gold. She was broad and fat and loose in the stays, but to catch her took the Antelope two whole days. Then two cables away we shot our 4 pounders which did f all except make an awful din. The Yankee returned with one fat ball and stove us in!

      Wish I’d stayed in Sherbrooke.

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  50% chance of survival. On average.

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  • QuincyPeck@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I like those odds!

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  • Broadfern@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Also the gig will last ~6 months if you’re lucky

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    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sweet, early retirement!

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  • Sing sea shanties*

  ^* Any attempt to sing Wellerman will result in keelhauling and any compatible humiliating acts of torturous execution^

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  • four@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Weyhey and up she rises!

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  • Exusia@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    After 45 minutes out of port we’re gonna be out of anything else to sing

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    • Chozo@fedia.io ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah but two weeks from shore and it'll feel like the most appropriate song.

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  • phdepressed@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ll keelhaul you for stopping me.

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• Sibbo@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Actual sailing skills not required

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• OmegaMouse@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No holidays

  High chance of scurvy

  Possibility of ghost/leviathan attack

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What are we waiting for?

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