Try holding an entire mug of coffee with a donut
Just answer the question you fuckin' nerd
Submitted 5 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Honytawk@feddit.nl 5 months ago
MattW03@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
RedSnt@feddit.dk 5 months ago
Magnus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Who the hell is asking coffee or a donut?
JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 5 months ago
when someone at work is making a coffee run and can only afford one thing per person
voytrekk@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
Ya, give me both please.
yyprum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Meanwhile, physicists: “Matter is basically just empty space and tiny particles moving very fast, a hole is just even emptier space”
reddifuge@lemmy.world 5 months ago
They better all weigh the same.
Bluewing@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Shape has little to do with mass. Unless you want it to be so.
mech@feddit.org 5 months ago
It’s the same shape, just reshaped
genius!
KeenFlame@feddit.nu 5 months ago
A topologist does not smile. A topologist wonders why the basic example from his introduction is shoveled into his face for no reason
JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 months ago
Well, for one, that’s a coffee mug, not coffee. But I suppose coffee can also be in all of these shapes.
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
Silly topologist.
Coffee is a liquid, it can adjust to any shape.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You must be shapeless, formless, like coffee. When you pour coffee in a cup, it becomes the cup. When you pour coffee in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. When you pour coffee in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Coffee can flow and it can crash. Become like coffee my friend.
- Bruce Lee (the hipster barista down the block)
sqgl@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
The ocean is the same as the Hadron Super-Collider, just reshaped.
IAmJacksRage@beehaw.org 5 months ago
Q:
Bagel or Donut?Topologist:
<doesn’t understand the question>Schmoo@slrpnk.net 5 months ago
Topology is one of those sciences that is hyper-niche to the point that it seems like it would have very limited scope, but when you take a closer look it’s actually studying something fundamental.
KeenFlame@feddit.nu 5 months ago
No you mean not niche
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 5 months ago
Are there any recent breakthroughs in topology I should be aware of?
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I heard they found a new type of hole.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
HEY EVERYONE! This guys a nerd! Throw rocks at his face!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 months ago
This is exactly why my local Dunkin Donuts stopped serving topologists.
Phlimy@jlai.lu 5 months ago
Same! Now they serve coffee and donuts instead.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 months ago
narwhal@mander.xyz 5 months ago
It’s like watching an embryo develop into a child.
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Except those go from one hope to over a dozen.
D_C@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Doughnut. Why? Because I can’t easily fuck a coffee!!
Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 months ago
I’m just gonna give the dude a lump of clay and he can do whatever he wants with it.
NewNewAugustEast@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
I see no coffee here.
JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
I like my coffee black, like a hole.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Is “topologist” a job? Like someone who specializes in telling you how many holes and knots exist in a given object, How to “untie” seemingly knotted things that actually topographically have no knots? Do you clock in for that, or is it a 1099 freelancer thing?
Xenny@lemmy.world 5 months ago
3D artists can specialize in topology where they make sure to clean up the models that other artists sculpt to optimize them for animation and performance. Depending on the use case you need different approaches to a models topology and it can get very complex actually. So yeah, it is people’s entire jobs to do this and they probably get paid more than us.
schnokobaer@feddit.org 5 months ago
Only if you are a very good ologist
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Career progression is from midologist.
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 5 months ago
Let me know so I can hand them my Blender models I’m too lazy to RE-topologize. Ugh! Lol
affiliate@lemmy.world 5 months ago
you can be a mathematics professor who specializes in topology, but that’s probably about as close as it gets from what i know
joenforcer@midwest.social 5 months ago
Anybody ever think about how humans are just very oddly shaped donuts?
Anafabula@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Ugh such a good video. Cya in 20 minutes
SnowmenMelt@lemmy.world 5 months ago
There’s a vsauce video about this
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 5 months ago
That’s not entirely true. We don’t have just one hole going through us. Our holes branch. We have 3 intakes (2 nostrils, 1 mouth) and 2 outputs (1 anus, 1 urethra)
i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 5 months ago
Considérons that our lungs and intestines are porous on a molecular scale… And also our sweat pores… Plus are blood vessels (connected to previously mentioned holes)…
Humans have a changing topology depending on the size scale at which you’re working.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Starfish are not a good example. They have no holes. Their mouth is their anus.
toynbee@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Anybody ever think about how donuts are just very oddly shaped humans?
the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Okay, so eat the fucking coffee cup. I’ll wait.
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 5 months ago
Okay, so eat the fucking coffee cup. I’ll wait.
Bortus enters the chat.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The Orville is underrated. I think the episode order should be different. The first few are too comedy focused.
the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Moclans are Topologists!
Lurker123@hexbear.net 5 months ago
Has anybody ever been asked “Coffee or donut?”
GammaGames@beehaw.org 5 months ago
Shape keys are wild
godlessworm@hexbear.net 5 months ago
what about bottomology?? no one ever talks about bottomology.
SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 5 months ago
One handle, one hole. The essence holds.
bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
indeed
Sphere@hexbear.net 5 months ago
Who the hell wants a ceramic donut?
huf@hexbear.net 5 months ago
or a soggy cup-shaped donut with coffee soaking through it
godlessworm@hexbear.net 5 months ago
if someone could find a way to make a coffee mug out of a donut that doesnt leak and you could eat it afterward i would love that.
plinky@hexbear.net 5 months ago
like attracts like, topological edition.
this is why you have to eat chocolate bars with a tumbler
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Put water in the cup it becomes the cup, put water in a pot it becomes the pot. Be like the water.
CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 5 months ago
My friend.