Anybody ever think about how humans are just very oddly shaped donuts?
Just answer the question you fuckin' nerd
Submitted 10 hours ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to science_memes@mander.xyz
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joenforcer@midwest.social 7 hours ago
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 6 hours ago
“BEHOLD. A MAN!”
tetris11@feddit.uk 5 hours ago
Go home, Diogenes!
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
That’s not entirely true. We don’t have just one hole going through us. Our holes branch. We have 3 intakes (2 nostrils, 1 mouth) and 2 outputs (1 anus, 1 urethra)
Anafabula@discuss.tchncs.de 6 hours ago
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 5 hours ago
Ugh such a good video. Cya in 20 minutes
SnowmenMelt@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
There’s a vsauce video about this
toynbee@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Anybody ever think about how donuts are just very oddly shaped humans?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 9 hours ago
It’s asking about the coffee not the coffee cup.
If your coffee has a hole in it that’s weird.
kurwa@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 hours ago
I could fuck that coffee cup.
athatet@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
Just enjoy the meme you fuckin nerd.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 hours ago
I can't enjoy it if it's obviously based on lies.
Plus look at that fucking coffee cup handle and tell me you like it, I dare you.
dustyData@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I had a very cool class in research epistemology and the exercise was basically to answer the question, do liquids have a shape and if yes, which is it? How would you prove it?
It was the source of the most deranged but valuable discussion I’ve ever had.
xthexder@l.sw0.com 8 hours ago
I take my coffee black-hole seriously.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 8 hours ago
A black hole isn’t a hole.
nekbardrun@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
If the “thread” width is around the size of an electron, then the coffee (liquid) has basically infinite hole.
The same applies to the cup, our hands and so on
IAmJacksRage@beehaw.org 1 hour ago
Q:
Bagel or Donut?Topologist:
<doesn’t understand the question>krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 hours ago
HEY EVERYONE! This guys a nerd! Throw rocks at his face!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
This is exactly why my local Dunkin Donuts stopped serving topologists.
Phlimy@jlai.lu 3 hours ago
Same! Now they serve coffee and donuts instead.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
NewNewAugustEast@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
I see no coffee here.
MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml 9 hours ago
I’m 50 and this is deep
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
I’d eat a coffee mug shaped donut, but a waffle would hold up better. An elephant ear is fine as well, but a crepe is right out.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
What about a beavers tail?
If the answer is yes, please come visit Canada and enjoy one with cinnamon and lemon (the best flavour) in Ottawa while skating on our gorgeous canal!
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
I always wondered what it would look like if you took Eastern European donuts and make them bigger. They look delicious!
jqubed@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Who’s out here deep frying crepes? American county/state fair vendors?
grue@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Well, they are now.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Is “topologist” a job? Like someone who specializes in telling you how many holes and knots exist in a given object, How to “untie” seemingly knotted things that actually topographically have no knots? Do you clock in for that, or is it a 1099 freelancer thing?
affiliate@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
you can be a mathematics professor who specializes in topology, but that’s probably about as close as it gets from what i know
schnokobaer@feddit.org 6 hours ago
Only if you are a very good ologist
Xenny@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
3D artists can specialize in topology where they make sure to clean up the models that other artists sculpt to optimize them for animation and performance. Depending on the use case you need different approaches to a models topology and it can get very complex actually. So yeah, it is people’s entire jobs to do this and they probably get paid more than us.
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 6 hours ago
Let me know so I can hand them my Blender models I’m too lazy to RE-topologize. Ugh! Lol
TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
The Everything Everywhere All at Once sequel got weird.
Kraiden@piefed.social 7 hours ago
because the original was a parade of normality?
ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 9 hours ago
Incidentally, this is also the only thing most people know about what topology even is
the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Okay, so eat the fucking coffee cup. I’ll wait.
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 6 hours ago
Okay, so eat the fucking coffee cup. I’ll wait.
Bortus enters the chat.
the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Moclans are Topologists!
godlessworm@hexbear.net 8 hours ago
what about bottomology?? no one ever talks about bottomology.
SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 5 hours ago
One handle, one hole. The essence holds.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
Hmmmm, 7 donuts
D_C@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
Doughnut. Why? Because I can’t easily fuck a coffee!!
Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 9 hours ago
What the hell is that handle on the mug. You can maybe fit one finger in that thing!
Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 hours ago
I’m just gonna give the dude a lump of clay and he can do whatever he wants with it.
Lurker123@hexbear.net 7 hours ago
Has anybody ever been asked “Coffee or donut?”
Sphere@hexbear.net 8 hours ago
Who the hell wants a ceramic donut?
huf@hexbear.net 8 hours ago
or a soggy cup-shaped donut with coffee soaking through it
godlessworm@hexbear.net 8 hours ago
if someone could find a way to make a coffee mug out of a donut that doesnt leak and you could eat it afterward i would love that.
plinky@hexbear.net 9 hours ago
like attracts like, topological edition.
this is why you have to eat chocolate bars with a tumbler
narwhal@mander.xyz 4 hours ago
It’s like watching an embryo develop into a child.
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Except those go from one hope to over a dozen.
JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
I like my coffee black, like a hole.
betanumerus@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
Answer: “Your photo has 7 objects, which one are you asking about, you fuckin’ drunk?”
GammaGames@beehaw.org 7 hours ago
Shape keys are wild
bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml 8 hours ago
indeed
Schmoo@slrpnk.net 1 hour ago
Topology is one of those sciences that is hyper-niche to the point that it seems like it would have very limited scope, but when you take a closer look it’s actually studying something fundamental.