Waffles. Greater surface area = more butter & syrup = higher cholesterol = greater chance of dying from a heart attack = end of existential life crisis. Existence be bullshit.
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Submitted 11 hours ago by SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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Tedesche@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 10 hours ago
that downward spiralled quickly
dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 hours ago
Waffles are crunchy, so that’s an automatic win in my book
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Pairs better with chicken too
moakley@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Pancakes. Waffles just don’t achieve the same thing. Crispiness is great, but they don’t absorb the butter as well.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Both options are lacking in plate presentation but undoubtedly still delicious.
marzhall@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I’ll be real: that butter distribution is hitting all the right spots in my brain and I have been craving a butter-drenched waffle for a few hours now. Luckily, it’s after when I normally eat, and hopefully by tomorrow I will have forgotten.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 9 hours ago
Either is great, but learn to make them well and use less syrup.
moakley@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
The waffle doesn’t have enough syrup.
The pancakes have almost enough, maybe, depending on if there’s any in the middle of the stack.
Real maple syrup is a reason to get up in the morning.
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
When I’m really craving something sweet, I’ll have a shot glass of maple syrup, preferably a light, early batch.
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 7 hours ago
Disrespectfully disagree. Syrup is god’s greatest gift to toasted/browned grains with wildly unacceptable proportions of sugar already in them. Drown those fuckers in it. Let them breathe their last oxygen as they wait for my knife to slice, dice, and be delivered into the acid pits below.
moakley@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Whoever downvoted you must not have ever had real maple syrup.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 hours ago
Pancakes, or pancakes with syrup cups?
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 6 hours ago
Why choose? Wankcakes!
toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
wankoffles :) :)
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Pancakes.
Waffles feel like homework for breakfast.
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Eat the axes!
joyjoy@lemmy.zip 9 hours ago
French toast.
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I like salvaging dried baguettes by busting them into chunks and then soaking them overnight in the cream -egg-vanilla mixture so they’re fully saturated.
cRazi_man@europe.pub 8 hours ago
Seriously… Pancakes or waffles would be my last choice for breakfast. French toast, or eggs (in a variety of ways), a decent bread. Or if I’m going out and going to be fancy then a Shakshuka.
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
French style crepes, paper thin, with slices of ham and gruyere between them the first time, then maple syrup and/or whipped cream and berries the second time, to finish.
U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 10 hours ago
if you’re going to flood your veins with 500 grams of pure glucose, might as well do both. eat the waffle regularly, and wrap the pancakes around sausages and dunk them in that salad bowl of syrup you’re also eating all of
Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
Those pictures taste the same.
snooggums@piefed.world 10 hours ago
But the texture is different!
joyjoy@lemmy.zip 9 hours ago
like butter.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 10 hours ago
Both are soggy mush. Zero texture. Pure sugar goop.
AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 4 hours ago
Oooh, maybe two waffles with a syrup-saturated pancake and gently simmered fruit sandwiched in the middle. 🤔
No butter and no other dairy though.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
Like fresh fruit, or like syrup-infused canned fruit that just gets a sear on the griddle. Cuz those both sound awesome.
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I prefer butter-brushing fresh fruit and then blistering them under the broiler
AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 3 hours ago
Agreed, either is fine.
fulcrummed@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Idk if it was covid but I just don’t like maple syrup anymore. I like jam or jelly.
GorGor@startrek.website 23 minutes ago
Coconut syrup. Throw some macadamia nuts in your pancake and slather it with some coco re’al cream of coconut. Delish.
jaded_genie@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Enter the legendary why not both meme
Gigasser@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Waffles? What’s this geometric breakfast grid?Where’s happy floppy shapes? Where’s bubbly dadaisms on my plate?
black_flag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
I love how completely unaware of the stupid drama on bsky everyone here seems to be.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
Honestly with everything going on in my life I don’t really care
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
So you hate the world then, I see.
Boppel@feddit.org 6 hours ago
dampfnudel it is. thank me later
GrindingGears@lemmy.ca 10 hours ago
What’s up with those pancake cutting lines? Who cuts a pancake into quarters? Is this normal? Am I the abnormal one for not doing this?
moakley@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
It lets the syrup soak into the middle.
GrindingGears@lemmy.ca 1 hour ago
You present a valid argument.
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 7 hours ago
When the pancake is the size of a silver dollar, rather than a sand dollar, quarters make them plenty small enough. Humbly, I submit that the best pancakes are half the size of a medium pizza cooked in jamaica, but am willing to entertain arguments about quarter pounder patties sized flapjacks.
smh@slrpnk.net 29 minutes ago
How do you feel about one large pancake melded with two smaller pancakes, to make some sort of cartoonish mouse head shape?
GrindingGears@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
I agree. But I tear into them like a degenerate, not totally proportioned quarters.
db2@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Realism.
expatriado@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
waffles then
nathanjent@programming.dev 59 minutes ago
Both please, with an egg and slice of bacon. But I’m not getting anything else accomplished today.