OrteilGenou

@OrteilGenou@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨erotic scenes actors and actresses, how do you not get aroused while acting in those scenes?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just make sure a HR rep is there too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨9 arrests for violent fascists attacking police - 900 for grannies and disabled people holding placards⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Rumor has it they’re giving DNA tests and reducing rations in alignment with % Irish ancestry

  You have to give them points for consistency

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a slut!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We need more waterninjas

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bluessky.app⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Keep looking, it’ll switch

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The McDonald's employee who called on Luigi has never received their "reward", folks chasing the 100k for Kirk may not either...⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hi, I’m a near ghost that has evaded capture against all odds, would you mind holding my bag o’ incriminating evidence while I order some nuggets?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The McDonald's employee who called on Luigi has never received their "reward", folks chasing the 100k for Kirk may not either...⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sorry, you’re saying that only $1.214521 of every $607.2605 was paid out?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Connedicut

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Rizz", "cooking" and "based" are going to be stereotypical old people words one day⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought it was recognizing that the person acted/spoke their conscience, more or less

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨banger⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A Very Special Tribute to Queen Elizabeth 2 followed by the Diet Mug Root Beer Dwayne Johnson Show

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Rizz", "cooking" and "based" are going to be stereotypical old people words one day⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nurse! I vibe coded in my pants again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is purely for journalistic reasons⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “What’s the average retail price for one liter of Santorum?”

  “I don’t think they sell that by the–”

  “Ah HA!! NOT GAY!!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The planet still belongs to the dinosaurs.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The dinosaurs are doing quite well. Corvids in particular…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fall of Western civilization⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d like a McUpskirt combo

  Sir, this is a Burger King

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I saw what you did there⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or a kettle bell

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspiring. Innovating.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the wildfires speed things up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspiring. Innovating.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Leave it to those ghouls to greenwash in a way that is actually a net negative, rather than just ineffectual

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspiring. Innovating.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If trees did their god damned jobs, we wouldn’t have this problem in the first place

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution: 🖕⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What sort of a trophy we talkin here?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution: 🖕⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dare to dream!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It is. Just accept it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine you were raised surrounded by the dulcet sounds of gobbling, a proud snood and symmetrical caruncle outdone only by the most dynamic of wattles, strutting around with your fully eighteen-inch tail feathers signaling your prominence, only to be dishonored in death, described as a filthy clucker, a low-rent, bucket-dwelling, smooth-brained, Kentucky fried shitbird. You own Thanksgiving and Christmas, bitch, and these lemmings out here mistaking you for some foghorn leghorn bitch ass chicken.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Been there⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Every day I start my day checking the classifieds. Having a look at what other options are out there is a requirement, not an option. If you don’t, you risk missing something better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Browser Wasn’t Enough, Google Wants To Control All Your Software⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I was going to say it’s better to blame the policy makers but who the fuck cares? Neither side of that coin does.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LPT: Go get a shot, now.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone knows that Mecha Mark Carney would rise up and repel an American invasion with extreme prejudice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uhm⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve heard of a cock inside a rectum, but a rectum inside a cock is a new one for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨to whomever needs to hear it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  cucumber

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨U.S. takes 10% stake in Intel as Trump flexes more power over big business⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I missed something, what did Intel get in return for 10% of their company?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨U.S. takes 10% stake in Intel as Trump flexes more power over big business⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you had been sued as often as this guy, you’d probably be muttering random legalese in your sleep and unconsciously letting it leech into your vocab, too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why aren't you creating more workers??⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like yuppies was a play on hippies except it stood for Young Urban Professional

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution: 🖕⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Won’t people get used to this, making it harder to walk without it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shook⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I always knew he was straight! Just like Liberace, that closet-macho fraud