OrteilGenou
@OrteilGenou@lemmy.world
- Comment on well? 1 day ago:
It balances out protext, figure it out rookie
- Comment on well? 1 day ago:
When I first saw pictures of galaxies as a kid I noticed they all looked like black holes.
In a way we’re all just bits of organic matter mid-flush, waiting for the Drainpipe of Destiny
- Comment on well? 1 day ago:
Beans are economical too
- Comment on GET BOMBADEERED, IDIOT 1 day ago:
Right? Casual.
- Comment on Ubisoft Confirms a New First-Person Ghost Recon Game is in Development 5 days ago:
Even then it’s only real while you’re continuing to pay for the privilege to play
- Comment on ‘It is time to stop this slaughter’ in wake of deadly Israeli strike on Gaza church: Pope Leo 5 days ago:
Same sky daddy
- Comment on In the cave 5 days ago:
Tap tap tap
- Comment on In the cave 5 days ago:
Basement windows have to be larger than a specific standard. In your basement window is a foot high, that no longer counts as a bedroom iirc
- Comment on BRB, Eating Pierogi with the penguins 1 week ago:
Are the rumors true that there has been a revolt, and Poland will henceforth be known as Tinkywinkyland?
- Comment on People angry that Superman represents kindness are outright admitting that they don't want to be good people 1 week ago:
Word
- Comment on Didn't ask. 1 week ago:
I sprained my nurgle the other day. Still swollen
- Comment on Didn't ask. 1 week ago:
cough
- Comment on Didn't ask. 1 week ago:
“orbital bombardment”
They’d punch us in the eye?
- Comment on Didn't ask. 1 week ago:
No if Kronos wins office
- Comment on Didn't ask. 1 week ago:
Brazzers
- Comment on People angry that Superman represents kindness are outright admitting that they don't want to be good people 1 week ago:
Interesting point! I’ve recently started thinking about the core message of Christ. It’s been misused and abused for millennia, but at its core it literally is “treat people like you would want them to treat you”.
But if everyone thought that way, where would the support for war come from? How can we justify monstrous behavior for profit without figuring out ways to make the victims seem like different people than we are? Horrible people who deserve the violence!
People have this ability to take the most constructive, beneficial and altruistic ideas and bend them to create victims and justify violence.
This shit has been happening since the first person used a thunderclap to elicit a sacrifice. The new church is social media, and the new congregation is worldwide.
- Comment on Microplastics will be the "boomers all have lead poisoning" of millennials 1 week ago:
The ol twofer
- Comment on Breaking the generational barriers 2 weeks ago:
Yeah I’ve never had one break
- Comment on Breaking the generational barriers 2 weeks ago:
Did you use Charmin?
- Comment on Breaking the generational barriers 2 weeks ago:
Keep it in a mug by the sink
Every time the mug fills up, dump it into a pot of very hot water, give it a stir, pour it into a mason jar, seal it tightly, and put it in the fridge upside down.
When it’s cold, dump out the water, scrape the thin top layer of crap off, and voila, you have perfectly usable high smoke point salted lard for frying.
If you fry fresh pork belly, save that fat separately, do the same thing, and you have pure lard.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Republicans will buy stock in airlines then sink the Titanic, but first make sure their donors’ rooms are located right next to the life boats. Democrats will make arrangements so that the band plays your favorite song while it sinks.
- Comment on Nintendo faces legal action over ability to brick Switch 2s whenever they want 2 weeks ago:
Aman, twoormoremen
- Comment on RFK Jr. Wants Every American to Be Sporting a Wearable Within Four Years 3 weeks ago:
And robust incentives for the good guys to keep a step or two ahead of the jerks
- Comment on RFK Jr. Wants Every American to Be Sporting a Wearable Within Four Years 3 weeks ago:
Wait till you can have your pacemaker play the Netflix sound for 10% off the family plan
- Comment on RFK Jr. Wants Every American to Be Sporting a Wearable Within Four Years 3 weeks ago:
Maybe they’re all too busy basking in the warm glow of hell… Nah
- Comment on Everyone thinks their condition normal before finding out it's not. 3 weeks ago:
Yes
- Comment on Everyone thinks their condition normal before finding out it's not. 3 weeks ago:
That’s why, every once in a while, one should drop in to see what condition their condition is in.
- Comment on They are so dumb they want to piss everyone off for a lousy 15 minutes 3 weeks ago:
Clean the toilets with bread flour
- Comment on In a First, America Dropped 30,000-Pound Bunker-Busters—But Iran’s Concrete May Be Unbreakable, Scientists Say 3 weeks ago:
How is the fleet holding up?
We almost made it this time!
Well, let’s wait for January and try again
- Comment on I have never in my 43 years heard of anyone else with the first name Sigourney. 4 weeks ago:
There is Sultana Sigourney of the Ummayad Caliphate, but I don’t know if that name would have been quite as popular in Western countries because I just made that up