OrteilGenou

@OrteilGenou@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just shave it bro⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, ease off, he has eyebrowlopecia

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's not coming back.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d say fuck clippy, but he doesn’t deserve it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's not coming back.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I no longer accept money

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's not coming back.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m aware

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bird-kake?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Chaps

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am an American. I used to be proud of my country. Now it feels like a turd circling the drain. Is there anything going on behind the scene that America is actually doing good in?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget the Big Gulp

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am an American. I used to be proud of my country. Now it feels like a turd circling the drain. Is there anything going on behind the scene that America is actually doing good in?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, you freed the slaves that you had enslaved. I mean, their descendants anyway.

  I guess the answer is yes. Some small part of you can be proud to be American again. All you have to do is not think about it too hard, and you could try yelling “Silver Bullet” and shotgunning a Coors Light every now and then. That could maybe act as a stand-in for pride, anyway. C’mon buddy, it’s not that bad…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Urination amuse-bouche? You’re thinking of Comrade Cheeto

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An 18-year-old woman in Queensland faces two years in jail for wearing a shirt that says "from the river to the sea."⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s fascismeridoo!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you pissed?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m self pissed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Claude Code deletes developers' production setup, including its database and snapshots — 2.5 years of records were nuked in an instant⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember back when I first started seeing a DR plan with three tiers of restore, 1 hour, 12 hours or 72 hours. I knew that to 1 hour meant a simple redirect to a DB partition that was a real time copy of the active DB, and twelve hours meant that failed, so the twelve hours was a restore point exercise that would mean some data loss, but less than one hour, or something like that.

  I had never heard of 72 hours and so raised a question in the meeting. 72 hours meant having physical tapes shipped to the data center, and I believe meant up to 12 (though it could have been 24) hours of data lost. I was impressed by this, because the idea of having a job that ran either daily or twice daily that created tape backups was completely new to me.

  This was in the early aughts. Not sure if tapes are still used…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨there is a special place in hell for these scientists⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took a BFG 9000 to the knee.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just soaking it all in

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dear Meta Smart Glasses Wearers: You're Being Watched, Too⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey they’re not sposedta do that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What brings you peace in your life?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  AI generated images. You?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beans⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Beans with the mean genes and the sharp beans

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hacked ChatGPT and Google's AI – and it only took 20 minutes⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This guy Groks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A Silly Billy Touchy Willy, even…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New nickel-iron battery charges in seconds, survives 12,000 cycles⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah said MONSTAH!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New nickel-iron battery charges in seconds, survives 12,000 cycles⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  carbodaceous to the extreme, broheem

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New nickel-iron battery charges in seconds, survives 12,000 cycles⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  After 12,000 cycles it breaks down into rainbow sprinkles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doompity doo⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ricky?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clothes too dirty for the closest but too clean for the laundry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does it look like she’s about to take prince charming from behind?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m outta my depth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Donny, please.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most of the misery in the world is the direct result of too much money in too few unscrupulous hands. This is not only the cause of the vast majority of human suffering, but also of climate change, wh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  More precisely “follow the money” is the surest way to understand why a crime is not being prosecuted

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hehe⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You got got by Paulie Walnuts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a man of many minds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, the debate as to whether god exists or not is intellectual masturbation, which is either of no consequence, or a mortal sin that will see you burn in a lake of fire, or neither or both of those things, or nothing at all, or everything. Quite simple really

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a man of many minds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  M’laity

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a man of many minds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Checkmate, Satan

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨can you?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Another quitter of the Arnold Schwarzenegger Diet