OrteilGenou

@OrteilGenou@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I saw what you did there⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Or a kettle bell

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspiring. Innovating.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the wildfires speed things up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspiring. Innovating.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Leave it to those ghouls to greenwash in a way that is actually a net negative, rather than just ineffectual

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspiring. Innovating.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If trees did their god damned jobs, we wouldn’t have this problem in the first place

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution: 🖕⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What sort of a trophy we talkin here?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution: 🖕⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dare to dream!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It is. Just accept it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine you were raised surrounded by the dulcet sounds of gobbling, a proud snood and symmetrical caruncle outdone only by the most dynamic of wattles, strutting around with your fully eighteen-inch tail feathers signaling your prominence, only to be dishonored in death, described as a filthy clucker, a low-rent, bucket-dwelling, smooth-brained, Kentucky fried shitbird. You own Thanksgiving and Christmas, bitch, and these lemmings out here mistaking you for some foghorn leghorn bitch ass chicken.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Been there⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Every day I start my day checking the classifieds. Having a look at what other options are out there is a requirement, not an option. If you don’t, you risk missing something better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Browser Wasn’t Enough, Google Wants To Control All Your Software⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I was going to say it’s better to blame the policy makers but who the fuck cares? Neither side of that coin does.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LPT: Go get a shot, now.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone knows that Mecha Mark Carney would rise up and repel an American invasion with extreme prejudice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uhm⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve heard of a cock inside a rectum, but a rectum inside a cock is a new one for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨to whomever needs to hear it⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  cucumber

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨U.S. takes 10% stake in Intel as Trump flexes more power over big business⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I missed something, what did Intel get in return for 10% of their company?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨U.S. takes 10% stake in Intel as Trump flexes more power over big business⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you had been sued as often as this guy, you’d probably be muttering random legalese in your sleep and unconsciously letting it leech into your vocab, too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why aren't you creating more workers??⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Like yuppies was a play on hippies except it stood for Young Urban Professional

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution: 🖕⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Won’t people get used to this, making it harder to walk without it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shook⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I always knew he was straight! Just like Liberace, that closet-macho fraud

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It slaps tho⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wonderdogs!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I NEED to eat this!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oddly, a friend grew ghost peppers and made a very simple hot sauce: blended peppers and vinegar with a touch of sugar and salt. I didn’t know that was the exact recipe so I just dipped a whole chicken wing in and went to town. It was weird, like it was so spicy that it almost wasn’t spicy because my whole head went numb.

  The next day I was fearing the worst but… no issue! I actually ended up using that hot sauce all fall and winter as a chicken wing sauce. Never had a problem.

  Tried a donair pizza with pickled jalapenos on it and it felt like a platoon of ants armed with flamethrowers decided to attack my asshole.

  So I’m basically done mixing hot peppers and cheese

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It Took Many Years And Billions Of Dollars, But Microsoft Finally Invented A Calculator That Is Wrong Sometimes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Microsoft announces new Chief Accuracy Officer, Jack Handey

  Mr. Handey has released a statement:

  Instead of having “answers” on a math test, they should just call them “impressions,” and if you got a different “impression,” so what, can’t we all be brothers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do i tip my bartender $2 per drink and per bar food order but 20% when I order food from a waitress? Am I tipping wrong?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Start a tab, tip at the end

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Video] Cops not sure whether to arrest man with "Plasticine Action" shirt for supporting terrorism⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Start a glassware company called Pal-3 Steins

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Video] Cops not sure whether to arrest man with "Plasticine Action" shirt for supporting terrorism⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oooh they should come up with a clever name for them… Focus Groups? Nah that doesn’t quite work…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Video] Cops not sure whether to arrest man with "Plasticine Action" shirt for supporting terrorism⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That doesn’t scan. Posh Spice would by association be British Spice, Ave everyone knows that doesn’t exist

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Video] Cops not sure whether to arrest man with "Plasticine Action" shirt for supporting terrorism⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oooh, like Hollywood?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True art is polarizing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget Missing 2: Finding

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True art is polarizing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget Phone Booth! It’s Colin Farrell in a phone booth!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta appoints anti-LGBTQ+ conspiracy theorist Robby Starbuck as AI bias advisor⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And a shit ton of our shared resources so that people can generate pictures of kittens that look like David Letterman or whatever

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta appoints anti-LGBTQ+ conspiracy theorist Robby Starbuck as AI bias advisor⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why the fuck is Eleanor something people should know? Use your words

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta appoints anti-LGBTQ+ conspiracy theorist Robby Starbuck as AI bias advisor⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re in the worst Lemmy chat string