OrteilGenou

@OrteilGenou@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New nickel-iron battery charges in seconds, survives 12,000 cycles⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah said MONSTAH!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New nickel-iron battery charges in seconds, survives 12,000 cycles⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  carbodaceous to the extreme, broheem

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New nickel-iron battery charges in seconds, survives 12,000 cycles⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  After 12,000 cycles it breaks down into rainbow sprinkles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doompity doo⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ricky?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clothes too dirty for the closest but too clean for the laundry⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does it look like she’s about to take prince charming from behind?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m outta my depth⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Donny, please.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most of the misery in the world is the direct result of too much money in too few unscrupulous hands. This is not only the cause of the vast majority of human suffering, but also of climate change, wh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  More precisely “follow the money” is the surest way to understand why a crime is not being prosecuted

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hehe⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You got got by Paulie Walnuts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a man of many minds⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, the debate as to whether god exists or not is intellectual masturbation, which is either of no consequence, or a mortal sin that will see you burn in a lake of fire, or neither or both of those things, or nothing at all, or everything. Quite simple really

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a man of many minds⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  M’laity

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a man of many minds⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Checkmate, Satan

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨can you?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Another quitter of the Arnold Schwarzenegger Diet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft CEO warns that we must 'do something useful' with AI or they'll lose 'social permission' to burn electricity on it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Citizen developers of the world, disband!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"My process" by kissingparty⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Still way more productive than the average pet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A swing and a miss⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Now that you mention it, I have never ever seen Hannah Montana and Joe Montana in the same place either…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wtf facebook⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And harder, presumably

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hustle culture⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Cope, Nanni.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That elephant bout to puke sugarcane

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Japan Unveils Human Washing Machine, Now You Can Get Washed Like Laundry⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Gene Gene Death Machine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The reason women cover their drinks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  An anti-abortion tip? I’m gonna have to disagree with you there. Pro choice tip all the way

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cows are made of grass⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like there’s an elemental entity somewhere that wishes they hadn’t fragmented into a trillion ingrates

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How bad is it really to listen to music with headphones? My mom told me if I keep doing that I'd go deaf... Is that fearmongering?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Be reasonable

  Some songs are best loud, but slide them slightly off your ears when you get to those

  Have fun

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🦬🦬🦬⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Same here, ever since my stock portfolio tatanka’d

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Russia’s first AI-powered humanoid robot AIDOL collapses during its onstage debut⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Model B1D3N is working as designed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Palantir Stare aka The Thiel Razzle⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Commentcel level shitcelling

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did it really used to be common for guys to go to a bar every night like in Cheers or The Simpsons?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember stories from my dad about a guy he knew where the bar maid would have to help him with the first drink in the morning because his hands would shake so much.

  The romantic history of the happy drunk is almost entirely fictional. I say almost because I know a few people who are able to take it or leave it, but for the most part the people I know/knew who were drinking either in bunches or daily end up complete and unabridged alcoholics, whether they are active and in serious trouble or have sought help and straightened up, but cannot touch it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That moment when you graduated from MEME⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t fool us, MEMPEB.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So selfish, what about shareholder profit? We can really increase our margins by getting rid of Dougie and the crew

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨negativity⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When I’m really craving something sweet, I’ll have a shot glass of maple syrup, preferably a light, early batch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨negativity⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  French style crepes, paper thin, with slices of ham and gruyere between them the first time, then maple syrup and/or whipped cream and berries the second time, to finish.