fulcrummed
@fulcrummed@lemmy.world
- Comment on Happy Easter from the POTUS 1 week ago:
In fact he name checked Pontius Pilates which made it a little more realistic. Still too deep a reference for the philistine.
- Comment on This is a shitpost. 2 weeks ago:
Think your scale is off. That’s an apple!
- Comment on This is unfair! 2 weeks ago:
And what happened after you were asked to leave?
We pretty much went straight home.
Mrs Simpson, let me remind you, you are under oath.
We drove around all night looking for another all you can eat fish buffet.
And when you couldn’t find one…?
We went fishing.
- Comment on Spent half an hour on it. Felt good. 1 month ago:
Lil Bobby… there really is an xkcd for everything!
- Comment on Anyone remember this? 1 month ago:
Limewire… downloading all your favourite songs, wait no… typing in names of any song you could think of in hopes you’d find it. Then you did find it and it turned out to be the same damn song you can’t stand with the file misnamed. A whole generation grew up confused about who sang their favourite songs, and found constant frustration in waiting like 12min for Smells Like Teen Spirit to download, only to find they got Weird Al Yankovich’s parody instead… like 4 times in a row from four different files. Ahhhh memories.
- Comment on TIL: Deer are popping off down here 3 months ago:
Hiding in the toilet, hiding in the footwell of your car, picking your kids up from school (that’s usually just the domesticated ones).
Also, those guys were all brought here to deal with the last invasive species that got outta hand, the deer are gonna need their own predator imported - brown bears should do nicely.
- Comment on Waterboy 5 months ago:
It’s what plants crave!
- Comment on Rip Bryophites 6 months ago:
That’s too bad, I really lichen terrariums.
- Comment on Rip Bryophites 6 months ago:
For Peat’s sake!
- Comment on Rip Bryophites 6 months ago:
It’s like they underwent some kind of MOSS extinction event.
- Comment on Rip Bryophites 6 months ago:
You didn’t get them to the inFERNary in time to save them?
- Comment on If I was selling a bag of flower and sugar to a CI who thought it was meth or coke can I get in trouble? How or why when I am selling a legal substance? 6 months ago:
They’re confidential informants where I’m from - regional differences isn’t surprising, wonder how it’s abbreviated for other languages.