She’s entered the warm liquid goo thawing phase
All I Want for Christmas Is You
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simplejack@lemmy.world 2 days ago
bountygiver@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
damn global warming has made this process start earlier every year
MrLLM@ani.social 2 days ago
At this point idk if I should laugh or cry
LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I’m so glad I don’t work retail anymore. Ruined all music for me. I’ve heard every Christmas song at least a thousand times and I can’t listen to All Star by Smash Mouth Anymore.
GreenShimada@lemmy.world 2 days ago
If it makes you feel any better, I once saw a Smashmouth concert where the lead singer guy got hit in the head by a thrown shoe mid-set and got very pissy about it. It was a total lucky shot.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
When I worked retail, I would spend extra time in the HVAC aisle across from the TVs so that I could listen to the Foreigner concert that was always on
fuck the Christmas music tho. I don’t think we played it much thankfully
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Hey, now…
twinnie@feddit.uk 3 days ago
I was in France the other day and a restaurant on the beach started playing it. Not sure they understood English around there. You’d think they’d know the word Christmas though.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
They only pretend not to understand English. Because they don’t want to talk to you.
Evkob@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
This is a win, because there’s definitely no L.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Last Christmas by Wham! doesn’t get the hate it deserves either.
MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 2 days ago
My friends and I participate in Whammageddon every years. Last man standing who survives the season the longest without hearing that song wins bragging rights.
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
I really like that song
A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
noxypaws@pawb.social 2 days ago
Someone ran the audio of All I Want For Christmas through an audio-to-midi converter, and then played that back with only a piano instrument. The results are hilarious:
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I wish there was someone in the world who hadn’t heard the song before so we could test if hearing the lyrics in that is really just your brain vainly trying to save your sanity.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 days ago
It did faintly sound like the track was running along with it in a couple spots
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 2 days ago
There are, most people born between January thru September this year haven’t heard the song [citation needed].
Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
Sounds like a drunk pianist on the edge of blacking out while desperately battling between consonance and dissonance.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 days ago
If I send that to my wife I think I’ll have to cook dinner for a month but it’ll be worth it
RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 3 days ago
Ohfuckohfuckohfuck
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
Stop EVERYTHING and hide NOW.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 days ago
Dude, Spirit Halloween started opening locations out here *mid August. I’m surprised Mariah isn’t already screeching from the PA systems of every store.
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
I spotted snowman Peeps on the bottom shelf if the seasonal isle at Walgreens.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
Not yet, not until we wake Green Day up at the end of this month.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 2 days ago
It’s something unpredictable, but in the end it’s right.
Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Fuck it, this is the year we win the war on christmas.
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Thus begins a terrifying 3 month reign of terror before she abruptly returns to hibernation for the next thawing.
FuckFascism@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Fuck off
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Excuse me, but we have not cast the spells to begin awakening Queen Carey as we will not jointly have enough power until the equinox
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Buddy, my country starts playing Christmas songs in September and my workplace have been playing Christmas songs since July
FuckFascism@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Wtf, that’s sickening.
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
I like this song best in the middle of june
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 2 days ago
everytime i post mariah carey in the music community she gets downvoted :(
noxypaws@pawb.social 2 days ago
She’s an exceptionally talented singer, her ability to hit notes higher than anyone else that’s ever been recorded is really fucking cool. And she’s got some really great songs (Someday, Emotions, Fantasy, Dreamlover, Always Be My Baby). But the fucking christmas song is definitely not one of them!
camelbeard@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I’m just going to say it, I kind of like her Christmas song, just hearing it once or twice around Christmas is fine (for me).
I don’t listen to radio or watch (cable) TV, so I don’t get bombarded with Christmas songs. It’s like one of those hipster beers with ingredients like strawberry short cake, in small doses it’s fine.
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 2 days ago
it’s my favorite Christmas song :(
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 days ago
Several shops here are already sticking Christmas things
camelbeard@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Thank god in the Netherlands we first have to have the zwartepieten discussie.
For anyone out of the loop this is a tradition that is changing but some boomers get really mad about changing it.
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
You gotta make the lips funny
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
The boomers seem very racist.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
Oh yeah heard about him a lot from a bunch of people that insist they are not racist.
DrWorm@lemmy.world 2 days ago
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
Are we still doing this? Aren’t all shopping malls pretty much either dead or done with the Karen bullshit?
avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 days ago
Me, holding pumpkins: She best stay frozen until November!
FuckFascism@lemmy.world 1 day ago
'december
7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
Already got Christmas stuff up to sell at the local hobby lobby.
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Nonononononono-
: breath:
NONONONONONONO
Hupf@feddit.org 2 days ago
Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Oh no.
Jean_le_Flambeur@discuss.tchncs.de 2 days ago
Indeed oh no
devilish666@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 days ago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE4shVkwqIk
For anyone who wants to see big ass cartoon question marks floating over other people’s heads
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 days ago
bootiemashup.com/…/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-bo…
For anyone who wants dozens more options.
dan69@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I heard it’s PSL in the air that’s causing the melting
Opisek@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Stop. It’s spooky season first.
Botzo@lemmy.world 3 days ago
It’s decorative gourd season, motherfuckers!
frog@feddit.uk 2 days ago
Are we shortening Turkey season again?
Opisek@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Europe does not acknowledge the turkey season.
Nounka@lemmy.world 3 days ago
MC is horror for me.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 days ago
“Trick or treat, Merry Christmas. It shouldn’t be that damn fast.”