damn global warming has made this process start earlier every year
All I Want for Christmas Is You
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bountygiver@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
MrLLM@ani.social 3 weeks ago
At this point idk if I should laugh or cry
simplejack@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
twinnie@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
I was in France the other day and a restaurant on the beach started playing it. Not sure they understood English around there. You’d think they’d know the word Christmas though.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
They only pretend not to understand English. Because they don’t want to talk to you.
Evkob@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
This is a win, because there’s definitely no L.
LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m so glad I don’t work retail anymore. Ruined all music for me. I’ve heard every Christmas song at least a thousand times and I can’t listen to All Star by Smash Mouth Anymore.
GreenShimada@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If it makes you feel any better, I once saw a Smashmouth concert where the lead singer guy got hit in the head by a thrown shoe mid-set and got very pissy about it. It was a total lucky shot.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
When I worked retail, I would spend extra time in the HVAC aisle across from the TVs so that I could listen to the Foreigner concert that was always on
fuck the Christmas music tho. I don’t think we played it much thankfully
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Hey, now…
RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Ohfuckohfuckohfuck
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Stop EVERYTHING and hide NOW.
noxypaws@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Someone ran the audio of All I Want For Christmas through an audio-to-midi converter, and then played that back with only a piano instrument. The results are hilarious:
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I wish there was someone in the world who hadn’t heard the song before so we could test if hearing the lyrics in that is really just your brain vainly trying to save your sanity.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It did faintly sound like the track was running along with it in a couple spots
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
There are, most people born between January thru September this year haven’t heard the song [citation needed].
Nasan@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Sounds like a drunk pianist on the edge of blacking out while desperately battling between consonance and dissonance.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If I send that to my wife I think I’ll have to cook dinner for a month but it’ll be worth it
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Not yet, not until we wake Green Day up at the end of this month.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
It’s something unpredictable, but in the end it’s right.
Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Fuck it, this is the year we win the war on christmas.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Dude, Spirit Halloween started opening locations out here *mid August. I’m surprised Mariah isn’t already screeching from the PA systems of every store.
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I spotted snowman Peeps on the bottom shelf if the seasonal isle at Walgreens.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Last Christmas by Wham! doesn’t get the hate it deserves either.
MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My friends and I participate in Whammageddon every years. Last man standing who survives the season the longest without hearing that song wins bragging rights.
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
I really like that song
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Thus begins a terrifying 3 month reign of terror before she abruptly returns to hibernation for the next thawing.
FuckFascism@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Fuck off
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I like this song best in the middle of june
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Buddy, my country starts playing Christmas songs in September and my workplace have been playing Christmas songs since July
FuckFascism@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Wtf, that’s sickening.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Excuse me, but we have not cast the spells to begin awakening Queen Carey as we will not jointly have enough power until the equinox
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
everytime i post mariah carey in the music community she gets downvoted :(
noxypaws@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
She’s an exceptionally talented singer, her ability to hit notes higher than anyone else that’s ever been recorded is really fucking cool. And she’s got some really great songs (Someday, Emotions, Fantasy, Dreamlover, Always Be My Baby). But the fucking christmas song is definitely not one of them!
camelbeard@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m just going to say it, I kind of like her Christmas song, just hearing it once or twice around Christmas is fine (for me).
I don’t listen to radio or watch (cable) TV, so I don’t get bombarded with Christmas songs. It’s like one of those hipster beers with ingredients like strawberry short cake, in small doses it’s fine.
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
it’s my favorite Christmas song :(
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Several shops here are already sticking Christmas things
camelbeard@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Thank god in the Netherlands we first have to have the zwartepieten discussie.
For anyone out of the loop this is a tradition that is changing but some boomers get really mad about changing it.
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
You gotta make the lips funny
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
The boomers seem very racist.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Oh yeah heard about him a lot from a bunch of people that insist they are not racist.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Are we still doing this? Aren’t all shopping malls pretty much either dead or done with the Karen bullshit?
DrWorm@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Already got Christmas stuff up to sell at the local hobby lobby.
avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Me, holding pumpkins: She best stay frozen until November!
FuckFascism@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
'december
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Nonononononono-
: breath:
NONONONONONONO
Hupf@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Oh no.
Jean_le_Flambeur@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Indeed oh no
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE4shVkwqIk
For anyone who wants to see big ass cartoon question marks floating over other people’s heads
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
bootiemashup.com/…/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-bo…
For anyone who wants dozens more options.
A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
devilish666@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
dan69@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I heard it’s PSL in the air that’s causing the melting
Opisek@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Stop. It’s spooky season first.
Botzo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s decorative gourd season, motherfuckers!
frog@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Are we shortening Turkey season again?
Opisek@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Europe does not acknowledge the turkey season.
Nounka@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
MC is horror for me.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Trick or treat, Merry Christmas. It shouldn’t be that damn fast.”