damn global warming has made this process start earlier every year
All I Want for Christmas Is You
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bountygiver@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
MrLLM@ani.social 2 months ago
At this point idk if I should laugh or cry
simplejack@lemmy.world 2 months ago
twinnie@feddit.uk 2 months ago
I was in France the other day and a restaurant on the beach started playing it. Not sure they understood English around there. You’d think they’d know the word Christmas though.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
They only pretend not to understand English. Because they don’t want to talk to you.
Evkob@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
This is a win, because there’s definitely no L.
LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m so glad I don’t work retail anymore. Ruined all music for me. I’ve heard every Christmas song at least a thousand times and I can’t listen to All Star by Smash Mouth Anymore.
GreenShimada@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If it makes you feel any better, I once saw a Smashmouth concert where the lead singer guy got hit in the head by a thrown shoe mid-set and got very pissy about it. It was a total lucky shot.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
When I worked retail, I would spend extra time in the HVAC aisle across from the TVs so that I could listen to the Foreigner concert that was always on
fuck the Christmas music tho. I don’t think we played it much thankfully
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Hey, now…
RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 2 months ago
Ohfuckohfuckohfuck
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Stop EVERYTHING and hide NOW.
noxypaws@pawb.social 2 months ago
Someone ran the audio of All I Want For Christmas through an audio-to-midi converter, and then played that back with only a piano instrument. The results are hilarious:
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I wish there was someone in the world who hadn’t heard the song before so we could test if hearing the lyrics in that is really just your brain vainly trying to save your sanity.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It did faintly sound like the track was running along with it in a couple spots
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There are, most people born between January thru September this year haven’t heard the song [citation needed].
Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Sounds like a drunk pianist on the edge of blacking out while desperately battling between consonance and dissonance.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If I send that to my wife I think I’ll have to cook dinner for a month but it’ll be worth it
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Not yet, not until we wake Green Day up at the end of this month.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 2 months ago
It’s something unpredictable, but in the end it’s right.
Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fuck it, this is the year we win the war on christmas.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Dude, Spirit Halloween started opening locations out here *mid August. I’m surprised Mariah isn’t already screeching from the PA systems of every store.
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I spotted snowman Peeps on the bottom shelf if the seasonal isle at Walgreens.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Last Christmas by Wham! doesn’t get the hate it deserves either.
MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My friends and I participate in Whammageddon every years. Last man standing who survives the season the longest without hearing that song wins bragging rights.
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I really like that song
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thus begins a terrifying 3 month reign of terror before she abruptly returns to hibernation for the next thawing.
FuckFascism@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fuck off
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I like this song best in the middle of june
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Buddy, my country starts playing Christmas songs in September and my workplace have been playing Christmas songs since July
FuckFascism@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wtf, that’s sickening.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Excuse me, but we have not cast the spells to begin awakening Queen Carey as we will not jointly have enough power until the equinox
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
everytime i post mariah carey in the music community she gets downvoted :(
noxypaws@pawb.social 2 months ago
She’s an exceptionally talented singer, her ability to hit notes higher than anyone else that’s ever been recorded is really fucking cool. And she’s got some really great songs (Someday, Emotions, Fantasy, Dreamlover, Always Be My Baby). But the fucking christmas song is definitely not one of them!
camelbeard@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m just going to say it, I kind of like her Christmas song, just hearing it once or twice around Christmas is fine (for me).
I don’t listen to radio or watch (cable) TV, so I don’t get bombarded with Christmas songs. It’s like one of those hipster beers with ingredients like strawberry short cake, in small doses it’s fine.
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
it’s my favorite Christmas song :(
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Several shops here are already sticking Christmas things
camelbeard@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thank god in the Netherlands we first have to have the zwartepieten discussie.
For anyone out of the loop this is a tradition that is changing but some boomers get really mad about changing it.
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
You gotta make the lips funny
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
The boomers seem very racist.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Oh yeah heard about him a lot from a bunch of people that insist they are not racist.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Are we still doing this? Aren’t all shopping malls pretty much either dead or done with the Karen bullshit?
DrWorm@lemmy.world 2 months ago
7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Already got Christmas stuff up to sell at the local hobby lobby.
avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 months ago
Me, holding pumpkins: She best stay frozen until November!
FuckFascism@lemmy.world 2 months ago
'december
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Nonononononono-
: breath:
NONONONONONONO
Hupf@feddit.org 2 months ago
Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Oh no.
Jean_le_Flambeur@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Indeed oh no
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 months ago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE4shVkwqIk
For anyone who wants to see big ass cartoon question marks floating over other people’s heads
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
bootiemashup.com/…/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-bo…
For anyone who wants dozens more options.
A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
devilish666@lemmy.world 2 months ago
dan69@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I heard it’s PSL in the air that’s causing the melting
Opisek@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Stop. It’s spooky season first.
Botzo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s decorative gourd season, motherfuckers!
frog@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Are we shortening Turkey season again?
Opisek@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Europe does not acknowledge the turkey season.
Nounka@lemmy.world 2 months ago
MC is horror for me.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Trick or treat, Merry Christmas. It shouldn’t be that damn fast.”