So your grandson has an understanding on the biology of reproduction, but is stumbled by the idea of adoption? I think the kid might be dumb, big chief.
From Snoop Dogg to Lap Dogg
Submitted 1 month ago by TheBat@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0a9a5ebc-f0f1-4e0b-8c8b-639927ea8d5d.jpeg
Comments
Chozo@fedia.io 1 month ago
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That movie is set way in the future and the baby looks like both of the mothers. I don’t think it was an adoption, I think the assumption is that they somehow figured out a way to have 2 women have a baby together with both of their DNA in the future. I watched it with my kid n kinda thought huh, that’s a bit of an odd choice, but my kids didn’t ask, and frankly I didn’t care. The movie was shit though, and this tiny, weird bit of plot was irrelevant to it sucking. The decision to replace the voice actor for Buzz was super annoying. He just sounded wrong and the movie was fucking space groundhog day but worse.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well the problem is that Tim Allen also sucks
blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
We have the technology to do this now, it’s just not widely used.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That movie is set way in the future and the baby looks like both of the mothers.
Sperm banks stock from a variety of ethnic backgrounds and etc to enable this; sometimes they use donor material from siblings on the non … Directy involved partner for the same reason
acchariya@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yes, a cartoon lesbian couple is highly inappropriate for the grandson of a drug huffing, ho banging gangster.
Karjalan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
While his take here is shitty, I think doing drugs and having sex with women for money is not something that warrants out right condemnation imo.
His involvement in murder and assault, and the sexual assault and battery accusations are much more damming and legit reasons to shit on him though.
lime@feddit.nu 1 month ago
it’s not condemnation, it’s pointing out hypocrisy.
jj4211@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Broadly it might not be worthy of condemnation, but in the context of “child appropriate” it would seem to be way less appropriate than what he is complaining about.
MisterMoo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Upvoting for awareness of what a snowflake Snoop is and in the hopes we can get past the “awww he and Martha Stewart are best buds” era.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 month ago
i felt like his relationship with martha seemed too unnatural, its basically a white woman “im friends with a black guy, so im not racist” to the right winger base.
Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Snoop instantly pushed away the guy holding the coke plate, he shoved off the three women deep throating him, to take a last deep hit from his blunt to scream “hey this is not appropriate for children!”
cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
From the inventor Deez Nutz.
MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 1 month ago
you wanna buy some CDs?
BroBot9000@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What a piece of shit
yesman@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I hate this argument. “You people can’t exist in public because I might have to talk to my stupid kids”.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
No.
you people can’t exist in public or stories because i made my kids stupid bigots, and seeing you might make them question that and make q lot more work for me if i want them to be as stupid and bigoted as i am
IzzyJ@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Can confirm. My grandmother tried talking to me in the car once convincing me to be homophobic. She said they might “call me ‘heterosexual’” Couldn’t even find the right pejorative
Woht24@lemmy.world 1 month ago
… What?
Snoop Dogg made your grandma right about being racist?
richardwallass@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
It’s not a question of being visible in public, it’s just a question of proportion. Hollywood seems to need gays and lesbians in every movie now. Is it marketing to attract “minorities” ?
Gowron_Howard@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There are straight people in literally every movie. Do you have an issue with that?
Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Yeah, there’s nothing wrong with people being gay as long as they do it in secret and “normal” people don’t have to acknowledge it. /s
Turret3857@infosec.pub 1 month ago
did he really say that dumb shit? 😭
rainwall@piefed.social 1 month ago
He came out and said him and Trump are solid. I think he performed at his inauguration too.
lepinkainen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And he clowned in people who did it before, then did it himself
TheBat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
If this is real, he’s lost all street cred.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
If homophobia surprises you then you haven’t listened to rap music of his era.
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
seriously. even the most forward thinking popular rap group (a tribe called quest) had a (unreleased) song about how much they hate gay people
darcranium123@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Snoop Dogg sold out and lost his street cred in like 2000
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Happened a long time ago, Snoop has been lame since Snoop Lion
Iambus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Based Snoop
BitchAssSnitch@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
When was the last time you even were in a street?
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s wild to me that someone who got rich selling songs to teens about fucking bitches, selling drugs and killing cops could keep a straight have while saying he’s offended about anything.
MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Surely, scary topics that must never be mentioned!
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I don’t see whats wrong with any of that.
x4740N@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Is there a credible source of evidence that “Snoop Dogg” actually said this?
If he actually said this then he’s a horrible fucking human being but I don’t like accusing someone of doing something horrible without evidence
I’ve already seen it happen to people online and false accusations can ruin lives and it can be hard to repair that life after its been ruined
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Several. Do a quick web search begore you ask shit like that for easily verifiable publiv claims.
x4740N@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Did you not see the edit to my comment outhouseperilous ?
Phegan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Snoop turned into a fucking pussy.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Yeah, what a soft ass human being. Soft constitution (lack of integrity) and soft morals make for a pathetic excuse for a human being.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Grandpa why are your eyes so red?
TheBat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Grandpa has answer to that.
I got the Rollie on my arm and I’m pouring Chandon
And I roll the best weed 'cause I got it going on
MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Grandson, listen close as I impart this important wisdom I’ve accumulated in my time:
Smoke weed everyday.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
oh grandpa we have eyedrops now
lobut@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Right because lesbians should only exist in pornos (like the GGW ones Snoop promoted at one point). Definitely not in real life, right Snoop?
Fucks sake, we can’t depict two people in love because you can’t explain it to your grandson? Should we not depict space travel or is he a rocket scientist that we don’t know about?
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
This is the good shit.
Also, ftl, lasers, jetpacks, the wheel…
Zink@programming.dev 1 month ago
My son just started third grade. It is actually super easy to answer questions like this if you’re a kind person who allows others to keep their humanity if they are different, and if you actually cultivate a relationship with your child.
Explaining how two women parent a child? Wow, that must be tough my snoop guy. Better to just hide from the public like a little bitch, as you might say.
I mean, I’ve had to address things like the topic of death because of a grandparent dying young and a future sibling ending in a miscarriage. And the original due date recently passed too. oof.
But thank fucking god that in my family’s weakened state, none of us were assaulted by the vile image of two women holding hands and kissing a baby on the head at the same time.
Check this out though Dogg: if you were sent back 50 years in time with white skin and no memory, within a week you’d be fighting to bring back segregation. Cunt.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Also, if hes anti queer, he needs to use his REAL name-im told calvin broadus.
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He worked long and hard to be called
Simple Nobody who is Out Of touch with all the People who brought him fame and wealth
kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Its reallly funny watching this dude who put his name on multiple porn movies featuring copious amounts of lesbian sex clutch his pearls over a depiction of a lesbian couple in a children’s movie.
nagaram@startrek.website 1 month ago
That really adds to the evidence that he’s always been a sell out.
Its obvious in retrospect but now that he’s a right wing grifter its hard to avoid now.
donkeyass@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
I always thought Dre and Snoop were badass since 2001, with music at least, I know they were pretty shitty back in the day. Then I saw Snoop in a music video with Katy Perry and have hated him since for being such a money grubbing sellout.
BitchAssSnitch@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
Really? Link?
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Snoop is also a crypto bro that played at one of Trump’s pre-inaugeration events. Fuck him, he’s a tiny little man with small dick energy in 2025
j4k3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There are many kinds of whores. Snoop is the fascist kind
MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why? He wasn’t paid to say this stupid shit.
j4k3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Essentially he was. This is him saying I have no moral threshold and am available as an influencer to say and do whatever I am paid for. AKA I am still relevant to your agenda… Call me. It is the same as all the big tech CEOs bending to 47 after bending to diversity initiatives. People with no ethics or morals fly the banner of whomever has control and do so in ways the average person is far too stupid to process. 47 is hard pressed for black and minority supporters. For a leader of dogmatic tribal fools, aka an influencer, the vacuum of minority supporters for 47 is an open bounty for a very large paycheck in exchange for ethics especially in the Southeastern USA where any sway over potential Democratic voters is critical for the fascist republican agenda. Nothing is simple or straight forward when a person is at this level of political engagement and wealth.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 month ago
he was payed to play at trumps inaugaration.
Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He played at Trump’s inauguration. He’s a fascist.
mhague@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He made adult music knowing it would be listened to by children. At some point in his career he must have realized he was talking directly to children while in the studio.
I’m sure he cares about kids and isn’t just a stupid asshole saying a line because something pulled his string.
You got a stick in your ass, Snoop!
MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He made adult music knowing it would be listened to by children.
Snoop deserves criticism for this and his Trump inauguration appearance, but this is a deeply stupid criticism that can be made about literally any entertainer.
danc4498@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“I don’t go to the movies to have conversations with my grandkids about the world and stuff. I go to ignore him for the day!”
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 1 month ago
No one should be going to the cinema for a conversation, stop talking at the cinema, were here to watch movies.
Randomgal@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
MF was convincted for murder, but a 5 year old asking questions is too much?
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Who was convicted for murder?
TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The 5 year old obviously
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hero to zero, dude.
SwimmingInTheeStars@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“They probably adopted.” Not that hard.
noxypaws@pawb.social 1 month ago
Snoop has got to be the biggest sellout in the entire history of music.
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Damnit.
Now I have to not go out of my way and keep Snoop on the list of people’s political opinions that I don’t give a single fuck about.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 month ago
the first sign was him chilling with trump and right wingers.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You are a sad, strange little man.
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Of all the things to fear for your child
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 1 month ago
stevestevesteve@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“well baby snoop it’s called adoption” as if they’d have a problem explaining little orphan Annie or Stuart little or any number of adopted children
TheBat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Or ‘it’s the future’.
riot@fedia.io 1 month ago
And seeing as it's his grandkid, he can even just say, "Ask your parents.", if he wants to be a real coward about it.
smh, why does it have to be everyone else's problem that people don't want to talk to their (grand)kids?
woelkchen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Their parents were murdered in a mass shooting, as is Murican tradition.”