Nope, just two people with a bad tempeh.
Beyond Beef? Impossible Beef? I Can't Believe It's Not Beef?
Submitted 1 month ago by RegularJoe@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 month ago
They oughta chard things out
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef That I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
She wants to touch me whoa, she wants to love me whoa, she’ll never leave me whoa, whoa-oh-oh
(hello high school)
BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
I don’t trust you
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Beet. It even makes more sense as a play on words than ‘beef’ anyway, in the context of an argument.
CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m going to beet you up.
ook@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Nikls94@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I can’t believe it’s not beef
RegularJoe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A man with a sign that reads, “Is an argument between two vegans still called a beef?”
Argument is misspelled with an e between the u and m.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
argue mint
plm00@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
It’s called “beyond beef”.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
you put “p” at the front like in pleather.
pbeef (peef)
quantumcrop@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
It’s like pterodactyl though, the P is silent.
hanrahan@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
Queef ?
Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s a “You won’t believe it’s not beef”
Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not if you squash it.
lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Probably a ‘grouse.’ That way the bird lives.
TheBat@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Veef
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Can I add this?
Beyond burgers are fucking disgusting. I was starving after a kayaking trip and my vegan gf got me to try one at Burger King. Jesus fuck me it was… I do not have words. Revolting is all I got.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I’ve had a couple of Burger King’s ‘Impossible’ burgers. They’re not terrible. I’ve had actual beef burgers that were worse.
Robin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Huh really? I think they’re alright. Tho I prefer the brand Quorn
rbos@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
I quite like both Impossible and Beyond burgers. Honestly, better than a lot of the shitty fast food Styrofoam “meat” they try to pass off.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
As a lifelong meat eater, anytime I’ve been in a situation where I abstain from meat for whatever reason, I avoid meat substitutes. They’re just not good. Black bean burger? Fantastic. Beyond burger? Satan’s taint. Stir fried veggies with fried tofu? Delicious. Qorn chicken stir fry? Beelzebub’s unwashed ass.
It’s so much better just to stop trying to imitate meat, and just focus on how frickin delicious veggies and stuff can be. They’re very good, all on their own!
The exception for me is the impossible burger. I legitimately like it better than a regular burger. It’s like if meat could be sourdough. I love it so much. But it truly is an exception.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
either your tastes are just really specific or the stuff you’re tried is executed poorly, i think i’ve literally had one bad meat alternative and that was a mcdonald’s burger which was like a dry flavourless vegetable patty.
Anything based on soy/pea protein is at worst “okay”, the texture is gonna be nice (at least to my tastes) and it’s really just a matter of whether the seasoning is good. It’s not particularly close to meat but it’s definitely in the same category.
squaresinger@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Try soaked shredded wheat as a mince meat replacement in Chili con Carne. It’s seriously good.
Or falafel burgers with fried egg. That stuff is amazing.
squaresinger@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Tbh, McDonalds vegan burgers are the best patties they have. Not because they are great, but because at least they don’t taste like fried shoe sole like their beef burgers.
Seriously, their beef burgers are animal cruelty. No animal deserves to be turned into that garbage.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
i definitely find their vegan patties to taste worse than the beef patties, because the vegan patties are outright horrible. It’s like they took an unflavoured bean patty, put it in a hydraulic press, then dehydrated it.
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Impossible is pretty good, but yeah I stay away from Beyond. It ain’t it.
hperrin@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Hey man! I have a tofu with you!
Nah, it doesn’t have the same hit.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
“Yeah, you could say we have beef. Not on our plates, though”
EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
clockworkrat@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
A to-fued