Nope, just two people with a bad tempeh.
Beyond Beef? Impossible Beef? I Can't Believe It's Not Beef?
Submitted 1 day ago by RegularJoe@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 23 hours ago
They oughta chard things out
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
You tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef That I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
She wants to touch me whoa, she wants to love me whoa, she’ll never leave me whoa, whoa-oh-oh
(hello high school)
BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 hours ago
I don’t trust you
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Beet. It even makes more sense as a play on words than ‘beef’ anyway, in the context of an argument.
CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
I’m going to beet you up.
ook@discuss.tchncs.de 23 hours ago
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Nikls94@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
I can’t believe it’s not beef
RegularJoe@lemmy.world 1 day ago
A man with a sign that reads, “Is an argument between two vegans still called a beef?”
Argument is misspelled with an e between the u and m.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
argue mint
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
you put “p” at the front like in pleather.
pbeef (peef)
quantumcrop@lemmy.today 18 hours ago
It’s like pterodactyl though, the P is silent.
hanrahan@slrpnk.net 19 hours ago
Queef ?
Treczoks@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
It’s a “You won’t believe it’s not beef”
plm00@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
It’s called “beyond beef”.
Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Not if you squash it.
TheBat@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Veef
lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Probably a ‘grouse.’ That way the bird lives.
shalafi@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Can I add this?
Beyond burgers are fucking disgusting. I was starving after a kayaking trip and my vegan gf got me to try one at Burger King. Jesus fuck me it was… I do not have words. Revolting is all I got.
squaresinger@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Tbh, McDonalds vegan burgers are the best patties they have. Not because they are great, but because at least they don’t taste like fried shoe sole like their beef burgers.
Seriously, their beef burgers are animal cruelty. No animal deserves to be turned into that garbage.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
I’ve had a couple of Burger King’s ‘Impossible’ burgers. They’re not terrible. I’ve had actual beef burgers that were worse.
Robin@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Huh really? I think they’re alright. Tho I prefer the brand Quorn
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 20 hours ago
As a lifelong meat eater, anytime I’ve been in a situation where I abstain from meat for whatever reason, I avoid meat substitutes. They’re just not good. Black bean burger? Fantastic. Beyond burger? Satan’s taint. Stir fried veggies with fried tofu? Delicious. Qorn chicken stir fry? Beelzebub’s unwashed ass.
It’s so much better just to stop trying to imitate meat, and just focus on how frickin delicious veggies and stuff can be. They’re very good, all on their own!
The exception for me is the impossible burger. I legitimately like it better than a regular burger. It’s like if meat could be sourdough. I love it so much. But it truly is an exception.
squaresinger@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Try soaked shredded wheat as a mince meat replacement in Chili con Carne. It’s seriously good.
Or falafel burgers with fried egg. That stuff is amazing.
rbos@lemmy.ca 17 hours ago
I quite like both Impossible and Beyond burgers. Honestly, better than a lot of the shitty fast food Styrofoam “meat” they try to pass off.
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 21 hours ago
Impossible is pretty good, but yeah I stay away from Beyond. It ain’t it.
hperrin@lemmy.ca 23 hours ago
Hey man! I have a tofu with you!
Nah, it doesn’t have the same hit.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 hours ago
“Yeah, you could say we have beef. Not on our plates, though”
EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
clockworkrat@slrpnk.net 23 hours ago
A to-fued