quantumcrop

@quantumcrop@lemmy.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yes, that's me stretched out on the bed, hand on my hip waiting for you; why do you ask?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well yeah but pugs are going to need like 3 or 4 packs to cover all their nipples.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How about I just find a bush outside?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or swing it open really hard once or twice to put a dent in the wall where the knob contacts so there’s a little more clearance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beyond Beef? Impossible Beef? I Can't Believe It's Not Beef?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like pterodactyl though, the P is silent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A simple sign on a fence asking the question we all ponder⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You need to die holding the good controller otherwise you’re forced to spend eternity playing with the mad catz.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump wanted a US-made iPhone. Apple gave him a gold statue.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Has anyone seen Tim Cook and Bono in the same room?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When life gives ya lemons.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  *for granite

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I want this on a t-shirt⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk about blowing up but I’ve definitely seen multiple videos where someone throws it and the rag comes out and shoots a flaming stream of liquid backwards at the thrower.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proton launches privacy-respecting encrypted AI assistant Lumo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Until we have robust and open source homomorphic encryption I don’t trust any AI service to be privacy respecting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That sounds like the plot to an American Dad episode.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Men are opening up about mental health to AI instead of humans⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Have we considered this may be the only time it’s actually justifiable to have real people controlling the “AI”. Like instead of an underpaid tech worker from the global south answering coding questions, we get therapists to pretend to be AI so men will actually talk to them.