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Submitted ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • morphballganon@mtgzone.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Hey sweatpants can do some work. Are they grey?

    Also 40s can be good-looking

    And “fat” is pretty subjective; people with average bodytypes can be very successful with confidence

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  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    About 16% in men have a fat fetish compared to <1% of women. Also about 36% of women prefer a partner heavier than them. Also, 97% want a man who’s taller than them while about 2 % of women want a man smaller than them.

    Of all the people currently alive, about 7% are women aged 25-35. of those 1% like fat men, of those 2% want the man to be smaller. So you have 0.0014% of any given population who is female 25-35 and likes small fat men. About half of them are single, you you have 0.0007% of any population who will find you attractive.

    In a city of 400,000 people that’s 3

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    • deathbysnusnu@lemmy.world ⁨29⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      So you’re saying there’s a chance.

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      The existence of danny devito fucks these numbers all the way up.

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      • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Exceptions only confirm this

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    • ChairmanMeow@programming.dev ⁨41⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      This does assume that these are independent variables, which may not necessarily be the case.

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    • Vupware@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      These magic numbers make my happy

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  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    wife in a healthy relationship, looking at her sweatpantsed husband: heavy breathing Oh my!

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    • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      never underestimate the desire of some women for married man. I had a friend once tell me shw only dated married man because she knew he was good enough. No need to say the friendship didn’t last long

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      • troyunrau@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        This is a real phenomenon. Men are more attractive when they’re already in a relationship.

        There are similar psychological effects that exist elsewhere. A job applicant is more attractive if they currently have a job. A scholarship application is more attractive if you list your existing scholarships. The effect is basically: someone else found you desirable, and therefore I must also.

        The effect is so strong that it encourages people to fake it to gain the benefits.

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      • xkbx@startrek.website ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s like when children grab the toys of others. They don’t want to play with the toy, the fact of the toy being possessed is what makes the toy desirable. The grass is always married on the other side of the fence.

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  • UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well, at least the wife thinks highly of you.

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  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Me: “I’ll do my best but you know how hard it is to resist this.” Gestures at dad bod

    Wife: “Oh, I’m well aware.”

    Me: 😘

    Wife: 😏… 🍆👉👌

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    • UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This man wifes

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    • Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      spicy

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    fat

    Not a deal breaker. The dad bod is in. I suspect other dad qualities are also in. Like sweatpants and socks with sandals.

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    • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      !socks with sandals!<

      Whoa! A little warning before dropping something that hot in here!

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    • RagingRobot@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Do the dad qualities of already having a wife and children help? Lol

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Doesn’t get more dad like than being a dad!

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      • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        If you have enough money that your dad titles gets a sweet prefix

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    • blargh513@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh bless your heart.

      You realize that.a young woman who is even mildly attractive can pretty well have her pick of men her own age. She dont want no tubby dude 20 years older, wearing clothes from Costco and driving around in a Subaru crosstrek.

      Once us guys hit our 40s we just disappear into the hedges like homer, just part of the background.

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      • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        She dont want no tubby dude 20 years older, wearing clothes from Costco and driving around in a Subaru crosstrek.

        I asked this guy for an engagement ring and he let me pick out the one I wanted!

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      • lowside@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Older dudes can absolutely get younger girls. However, they are mostly going to fall into 2 categories. Serious emotional/psychological issues. Or looking for a sugar daddy without as much stigma.

        If you are in great shape, have a good personality and a good job, then at 40 you can still pull girls in their 20s without to much trouble. If you let yourself go, and have nothing to show for your age then it will be a lot harder.

        The better question is why would you want to? What would you even talk to them about?

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      • Zozano@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Look, champ, I don’t even know where to start with that screed of yours; it’s like you veered across every social lane marker at once and somehow managed to cut off common decency in the process. The whole thing reads like a rolling pile‑up of smug assumptions. you blast past nuance, tail‑gate empathy, and just keep flooring it on the highway of bad takes. People are out here trying to keep their traction in a world full of potholes; maybe set the cruise‑control of basic respect before you rear‑end reality, yeah?

        How dare you talk shit about the Subaru Crosstrek. We’re dealing with a 220 mm ground‑clearance, symmetrical‑AWD, snow‑eating, gravel‑spitting, apocalypse‑commuter that will outlive three of your fashion cycles and still start on a minus‑five morning without a whimper.

        It’s a five‑star‑safety‑rated go‑anywhere hatchback that gulps eight‑litres‑per‑hundred on the highway while your precious status wagons guzzle twice that idling at a café; it holds its resale value like a dragon sits on gold; throw a kayak on the roof, a mountain bike in the back, and go touch grass. The Crosstrek is the Swiss Army knife of daily drivers; slagging it off is like mocking duct tape - it only proves you’ve never fixed anything in your life.

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’m 40, and I am still getting plenty of play. 🤷‍♂️

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      • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’ll have you know I drive a Toyota minivan and shop at Sam’s Club because we don’t have a Costco. Much to my disappointment.

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      • Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Ironic that you complain about men disappearing in their 40s when this happens so pervasively to women it’s called Invisible Woman Syndrome.

        Aging out of societal relevance is hard for everyone. Let’s not pretend that this is a uniquely male thing, especially when women are pressured to conceal their aging to a far greater degree.

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      • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Hey! I wear clothes for Goodwill, get it right.

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      • trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’m 25 and several people have planned cross continent trips to have sex with me and you’re wrong.

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      • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        25 year old girls don’t want w5 year old guys. women also prefer married men to single men.

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    • Krudler@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The dad bod is in

      Among fat chicks. Healthy women want healthy men.

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    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      White New Balances. Irrational obsession with turning off lights …which always left on for no apparent reason.

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  • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    In a sense of understanding the wife’s perspective, proximity is just as important as the other major factors that affect how likely a relationship is to begin. There was a cool study of college students who lived in an apartment style building that showed you were most likely to begin a relationship with the person who had a door immediately next to yours. The only exception to that was for the person who had a door immediately next to the mailboxes. Proximity matters because it lets another person see you enough to form opinions based on a lot of interactions, and we all know someone who ‘shines’ despite their physical looks.

    Plot twist: new neighbor was wearing a shirt that read, “I <3 dad bods,” and was already flirting (asking for help moving boxes /eyeroll) with the guy in sweatpants.

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    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨minute⁩ ago

      asking for help moving boxes /eyeroll

      Just as an aside, I would do this regardless of my interest. If I’m moving and there’s someone watching, I’m going to try to enlist help. They can say no and I won’t be offended in any way, but I’ll give it a shot, because moving sucks and it’s faster with more hands. I won’t gush about how strong the movers are or anything, but I will offer them beer/pizza afterwards.

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    • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Really sad that so many people are closed-minded about relationships with mailboxes.

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      • InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        You wouldn’t believe how many people go postal once they see my tramp stamp.

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      • WagnasT@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yeah, some people think there should only be relationships between mailboxes and femailboxes.

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      • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        “Oh, what the fuck?! There’s jizz on my mail again!”

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If someone has to tell their spouse not to break their martial vows, or even feels like they have to say it, that couple should go to therapy.

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      • SARGE@startrek.website ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I would bet the entirety of my yearly pay that it was absolutely, 100% a joke and they have a perfectly healthy relationship.

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      • altasshet@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I agree, martial vows are sacred! It’s not worth the fighting.

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      • Master@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Or you know they have a healthy relationship and joke a lot.

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    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That study seems kinda backwards. I lived next to my future wife in student apartments, but that’s because we liked each other and intentionally chose the arrangement.

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      • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The apartments were randomly assigned. Do you know many freshmen who got to choose their dorms? Once I was a sophomore+, I did, but that first year in university-run student housing I didn’t get to pick.

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  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    MY DUMB LUCK: does it anyway somehow

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    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      ALSO MY DUMB LUCK: wife is into it

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      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • Lucky_777@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We usually say to each other…don’t bring home nasty STDs. Even though we both know…way to busy to fuck someone else.

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    • arin@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Condoms are used

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      • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yeah, I’m sure most people use oral condoms / dental dams when they’re going down on casual flicks.

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      • Lucky_777@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Even condoms don’t stop some STDs. Best way is to just find a clean one early. Then stick with her.

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  • SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “You never told me not to!”

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  • boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No guarantees. I know what I’m working with here, babe.

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  • goofystench@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    if the wife even has to say that, how insecure is that lol

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    • FlexibleToast@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I assumed it was a joke

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      • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        No, it was very serious. Big red flag. He should hit a lawyer, delete a gym, and social media up.

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      • goofystench@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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