you can also do a partial squat even when sitting, just lift your toes and lean foward, it will help. also eat more fiber.
The struggle
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Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I honestly sort of just sit on the toilet like this normally (not on a public toilet). It’s comfortable for me to sort of lean all the way forward and hug my legs while I’m sitting there.
wabafee@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How did he shoot his poop did it just splatter right into the wall?
SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
What a load of shit
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
jjfolken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I like that every time the door appears, it has a different message.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Hey they have the same poo stool as me!
They are way more flexible than me.
mechoman444@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Everyone has that poo stool!
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Oh god. Is that a poo stool? I’ve got one that I’ve been using to sit on when I have to wait in line for an hour or so every week. ARE PEOPLE JUDGING ME??
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Not me. And if you aint using it to poo, than I guess yours isnt a poo stool.
Gotta ask tho, is that not a little low to sit on? I feel like id want something a little higher.
mechoman444@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Short answer: yes.
Long answer: yes they are.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Yeah, I feel like maybe someone that is that flexible might not need a poo stool?
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You know there’s a just a sweaty shirt hanging on the across the shower curtain rod
Etterra@discuss.online 10 months ago
Two words: Squatty Potty. Alternatively just eat oatmeal every day for breakfast.
dwemthy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
There’s even a step stool folded up right next to the toilet! Oatmeal is great though, especially with berries mixed in
blargh513@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Oatmeal is peg feed. At least thats what my Italian wife says. Won’t touch it.
Also, I’m not young. Do typical people really have this hard of a time shitting? I don’t eat super well, but I can cut a log like a lumberjack. I sit, shit and split.
Eat a veggie y’all.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Come on Ice Cream!
Landless2029@lemmy.world 10 months ago
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Its called a poo stool you weirdo.
Landless2029@lemmy.world 10 months ago
DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 10 months ago
I knew there had to be a better way to shit without pulling my pants down! Ordering mine now 👍
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 10 months ago
adult diapers.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
“Picture lied, shit went in pants instead of toilet. 1/10.”
Epzillon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My stomach on a random day for no particular reason. God I wish healthcare didnt suck ass here and wouldnt just write me off.
Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 10 months ago
Epzillon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The 4x is where the real suffering is at
FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Apparently they got banned here in the Netherlands because they were too spicy. I still see and bought them recently though so I think they might have reduced the spicyness, at least here :(
icelimit@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
These are apparently still vanilla on the spicy spectrum for Koreans.
vodka@feddit.org 10 months ago
I assume this was the same incorrectly reported news as elsewhere in Europe.
An big batch of these were missing an EU-compliant warning about the level of spicyness, and was recalled to have a sticker put on to rectify this.
This was then ofc reported as “noodles too spicy for sale” because that gets more clicks.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 10 months ago
Every shitpost is a quality shitpost.
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 10 months ago
The poop stool at the side wasn’t used. I call fake, that person just fell from the toilet and tries to cover up!
wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Ah yes. Feet formed by wearing too narrow shoes for years.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
“haha those chinese making women wear shoes that deform their feet, so silly”
proceeds to kick off their shoes to reveal conical feet
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Fake for internet points. If it was real, the rug would be all scrunched up around the fingertips.
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I have that same stool (three, in fact), and they are all as tall as the bowl, not doable for squatty potty.
I also have shorter ones that would work great. Kids come in all sizes.
blargh513@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
So you’re saying you have a stool stool?
TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Just because you keep your step stool next to the toilet doesn’t mean you’re Squatty Potty-ing.
Angelusz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No. We are not 12yo.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
So this is how public bathrooms get shit all over the place. Home boy’s stepping up like a skunk and spraying out of defense.
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I always wondered how it got on the ceiling…
Senseless@feddit.org 10 months ago
Oh that? Explosive diarrhea and someone from down under not yet accustomed to how things work on the northern hemisphere.
zbyte64@awful.systems 10 months ago
Get a squatty potty and it will flow with more ease
Empricorn@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Or eat more fiber! I started adding a ton, now I don’t even have to buy toilet paper! Also, I cracked the tile on the other side of the restroom…
Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 10 months ago
A victory is a victory.
RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 9 months ago
Eat a vegetable every now and then.