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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So this is how public bathrooms get shit all over the place. Home boy’s stepping up like a skunk and spraying out of defense.

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    • beejboytyson@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I always wondered how it got on the ceiling…

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      • Senseless@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Oh that? Explosive diarrhea and someone from down under not yet accustomed to how things work on the northern hemisphere.

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  • Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Me after forgetting why I swore these off.

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    • Epzillon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The 4x is where the real suffering is at

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    • FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Apparently they got banned here in the Netherlands because they were too spicy. I still see and bought them recently though so I think they might have reduced the spicyness, at least here :(

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      • vodka@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I assume this was the same incorrectly reported news as elsewhere in Europe.

        An big batch of these were missing an EU-compliant warning about the level of spicyness, and was recalled to have a sticker put on to rectify this.

        This was then ofc reported as “noodles too spicy for sale” because that gets more clicks.

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      • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        These are apparently still vanilla on the spicy spectrum for Koreans.

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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fake for internet points. If it was real, the rug would be all scrunched up around the fingertips.

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    • TheTetrapod@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just because you keep your step stool next to the toilet doesn’t mean you’re Squatty Potty-ing.

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    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I have that same stool (three, in fact), and they are all as tall as the bowl, not doable for squatty potty.

      I also have shorter ones that would work great. Kids come in all sizes.

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      • blargh513@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        So you’re saying you have a stool stool?

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  • wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A victory is a victory.

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  • doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Every shitpost is a quality shitpost.

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Two words: Squatty Potty. Alternatively just eat oatmeal every day for breakfast.

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    • dwemthy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There’s even a step stool folded up right next to the toilet! Oatmeal is great though, especially with berries mixed in

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      • blargh513@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Oatmeal is peg feed. At least thats what my Italian wife says. Won’t touch it.

        Also, I’m not young. Do typical people really have this hard of a time shitting? I don’t eat super well, but I can cut a log like a lumberjack. I sit, shit and split.

        Eat a veggie y’all.

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  • Landless2029@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Get a squatty potty people!

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    • DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I knew there had to be a better way to shit without pulling my pants down! Ordering mine now 👍

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      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        “Picture lied, shit went in pants instead of toilet. 1/10.”

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      • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        adult diapers.

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    • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Its called a poo stool you weirdo.

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      • Landless2029@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Or just skip it and go eastern.

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  • zbyte64@awful.systems ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Get a squatty potty and it will flow with more ease

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    • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Or eat more fiber! I started adding a ton, now I don’t even have to buy toilet paper! Also, I cracked the tile on the other side of the restroom…

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  • RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Eat a vegetable every now and then.

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  • Epzillon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My stomach on a random day for no particular reason. God I wish healthcare didnt suck ass here and wouldnt just write me off.

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  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ah yes. Feet formed by wearing too narrow shoes for years.

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      “haha those chinese making women wear shoes that deform their feet, so silly”
      proceeds to kick off their shoes to reveal conical feet

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • jjfolken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I like that every time the door appears, it has a different message.

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  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You know there’s a just a sweaty shirt hanging on the across the shower curtain rod

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  • ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The poop stool at the side wasn’t used. I call fake, that person just fell from the toilet and tries to cover up!

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    you can also do a partial squat even when sitting, just lift your toes and lean foward, it will help. also eat more fiber.

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  • SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What a load of shit

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  • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hey they have the same poo stool as me!

    They are way more flexible than me.

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, I feel like maybe someone that is that flexible might not need a poo stool?

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    • mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Everyone has that poo stool!

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    • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh god. Is that a poo stool? I’ve got one that I’ve been using to sit on when I have to wait in line for an hour or so every week. ARE PEOPLE JUDGING ME??

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      • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Not me. And if you aint using it to poo, than I guess yours isnt a poo stool.

        Gotta ask tho, is that not a little low to sit on? I feel like id want something a little higher.

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      • mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Short answer: yes.

        Long answer: yes they are.

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  • Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I honestly sort of just sit on the toilet like this normally (not on a public toilet). It’s comfortable for me to sort of lean all the way forward and hug my legs while I’m sitting there.

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  • wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How did he shoot his poop did it just splatter right into the wall?

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  • Angelusz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No. We are not 12yo.

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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Come on Ice Cream!

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