Illegalmexicant
@Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world
- Comment on Horse denier 6 days ago:
Of course they aren’t real. Just ask Joe.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I would hope so, imagine trying to jerk…I mean, brush your teeth with your non-dominant hand. It just feels weird.
- Comment on Caterpillar the Elder 2 months ago:
Oops, my bad. I have an old map…very old
- Comment on Caterpillar the Elder 2 months ago:
What about my warm water port?
- Comment on Oops! 2 months ago:
Cunt! Would you like to see my hello?
- Comment on Oops! 2 months ago:
Big if true
- Comment on Tesla is recalling its Cybertruck for the fourth time to fix problems with trim pieces that can come loose and front windshield wipers that can fail | The new recalls each affect over 11,000 trucks 4 months ago:
Awesome! I recently inherited a car and you made it easy for me.
- Comment on 💤💤 6 months ago:
The doctor says I have the sugars
- Comment on The vasectomy was a good idea. 7 months ago:
Me on my birthday: can we have butt sex? My wife on her birthday: can we have condom sex?
- Comment on WHOOO 8 months ago:
I got a whooo from the other room when I sent it to my wife
- Comment on Recycling 4-year-old 737 memes (Part 4) 10 months ago:
Someone was ready for the 373 max decline
- Comment on There is another 11 months ago:
Omg, I couldn’t imagine swapping cars and not spending 30 sec adjusting everything just to have it not quite rigt
- Comment on There is another 11 months ago:
I told my wife if we ever split, I’m finding a guy about my size so I can double my wardrobe and have a workout partner. So this is perfect.
- Comment on *Record Scratch* 11 months ago:
Tbf, as a middle aged male, I would love to meet new friends. Even if it means joining a cult like the Borg or CrossFit.
- Comment on There's a big difference between *dead* and *MOSTLY dead* 1 year ago:
- Comment on What's the first rule of cooking? 1 year ago:
Good way to avoid frostbite, folks put your hands between your buttocks. That’s nature’s pocket.
