What the hell am I going wrong then? I’ve been bald for 3 years and I ain’t got jack shit!
Barbers HATE this one simple trick
Submitted 21 hours ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 20 hours ago
Perhaps you forgot to invest the savings into building a global e-commerce empire.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
It’s getting a 200K funding from your dad that’s the real trick. He also worked for a large company making money at the time, he wasn’t trying to survive.
Thorry84@feddit.nl 20 hours ago
3 years? I’ve been bald for 20 years and I’m 300K down the hole, when does this trick kick in exactly?
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 14 hours ago
You spent it all on avocado toast, didn’t you.
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Mate I was balding when I was 19 and went full cue ball when I went 23. I’m 36 now. Where the fuck is my money??!
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 19 hours ago
You and me both, my friend… remember Balding Elon Musk? I think it’s not so much the lack of hair, more like the lack of ethics.
CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 21 hours ago
Steve Jobs would wear the exact same outfit, Every. Single. Day. That’s the kind of dedication needed, most people aren’t cut out for it.
scytale@lemmy.zip 20 hours ago
Dude didn’t even shower to save on water bills.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
He didn’t even buy any expensive cancer medicine, he just drank smoothies.
/uj I’m not even making this shit up
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Silicon Valley turtleneck was just the Mao Suit of its era.
sundray@lemmus.org 11 hours ago
There’s more going on here the just the lack of hair. What secrets is he keeping under that shiny dome of his?
We must go deeper.
bstix@feddit.dk 11 hours ago
That’s no moon.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 11 hours ago
Hans, get ze drill!
sniggleboots@europe.pub 20 hours ago
don’t fall for it, everything you save on barber visits you spend on razors
lime@feddit.nu 20 hours ago
i spend €8 a year on razors, how many barber visits is that?
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
Is this how dougdoug rolls in the big bucks?
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 hours ago
And than there is me who is bold and still goes to the barber because the feeling of someone else cutting your bold head with a razor knife is just great. Also I have a long beard which is the main reason to go to the barber but I digress
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Lol. Bold ass mf
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 hours ago
Demn, I ollweys confuse English vowels
Kandy4me@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Avocados.
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 17 hours ago
Avocados are so expensive, that’s why Jeff turned his head into a giant avocado pit. Infinite avocado hack! ~whenever he finally decides to bury his stupid fucking head underground~
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Jeff Bezos saved hundreds of billions of dollars by downsizing his wife.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 20 hours ago
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 18 hours ago
Makes sense, especially in this economy
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 16 hours ago
This is the real way to save money on barber bills
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 20 hours ago
Bullshit.
Bezos can’t cut his own hair. He can’t see that far up his own ass even with all the mirrors in the world.
He probably spends more to be bald than it would cost to get all new hair.
loomy@lemy.lol 16 hours ago
makes sense
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 19 hours ago
Chase watches Ryan George, confirmed.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Around my area it is hard to find a barber for under $20
terminhell@lemmy.world 32 minutes ago
Can confirm - am nearly bald and never seen billions touch my hands.