Steve Jobs would wear the exact same outfit, Every. Single. Day. That’s the kind of dedication needed, most people aren’t cut out for it.
Barbers HATE this one simple trick
Submitted 3 weeks ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
scytale@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Dude didn’t even shower to save on water bills.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He didn’t even buy any expensive cancer medicine, he just drank smoothies.
/uj I’m not even making this shit up
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Silicon Valley turtleneck was just the Mao Suit of its era.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
ALSO he was on a juice diet to treat his “very slow growing rare pancreating cancer”
sniggleboots@europe.pub 3 weeks ago
don’t fall for it, everything you save on barber visits you spend on razors
manigordo@lemy.lol 2 weeks ago
Don’t believe this guy, he is a barber!!!
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
I know at least one person who thought about getting it lasered
BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Maybe he can just try out one more haircut. Maybe to just below the chin. Preferably with a large blade falling from some height. All you need is a basket infront to catch anything that falls off.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
But who will deliver my 2am drunk purchases next day for free? Communists? I didn’t think so.
BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Robots? Communist robots? Who knows what could happen with the redistribution of wealth.
hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
At $30 per haircut, you’d need about 8 billion haircuts skipped to save that much. Dude must cut his own hair every few milliseconds.
SirQuack@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
At $30 per haircut
What? That cheap? When I went to a mediocre barber, I had to pay 35 eur, but now it’s more like 45 eur.^(forgot to shitpost)What kind of economy are you in? My haircuts are 48 million euro per month (they’re on a subscription, but I locked in a good deal as an early adopter), that’s why I’m not rich, no other reason.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
No one said it was gonna be easy.
hotchops@ani.social 2 weeks ago
Bald leadership pays off.
bebabalula@feddit.dk 2 weeks ago
Two words: Compound interest 🚀
vane@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Jeff Bezos cooking recipie.
Not need to shave Jeff Bezos before put him in oven.
Just stuff him like a chicken.MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
What sort of herbs and spices would you recommend?
vane@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Lemon & Thyme Roasted Chicken looks nice. Not sure how Jeff will apply to that recipe, maybe his meat is to old and it’s only for coq au vin.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Jeff Bezos saved hundreds of billions of dollars by downsizing his wife.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Makes sense, especially in this economy
Beebabe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Cheapest haircut in my town for my hair type is $75+tip. I just cut it myself now.
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Jesus christ.
Are you a woman and is that USD?
The most I’ve ever paid was $65AUD for a hearcut and beard trim in a mining town where the majority earned over 200k a year
Beebabe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yes, a woman, and yes USD. That’s the no-frills salon price for a trim for my hair which is “long/thick (curly)”. The more expensive places range into the $200s.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Probably not as good as being bald, but you’ll probably save at least a few billion.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Good news, at this rate it will only take you 3178666666.66667 haircuts to be as rich as Jeff Bezos.
dbtng@eviltoast.org 3 weeks ago
I stopped cutting my hair when Covid closed all the barbers. Got a fukin mane now. Dunno, seems to have worked out. Still waiting for my billions tho …
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
No, no, see this is why you will never make it.
You gotta be bald
dbtng@eviltoast.org 3 weeks ago
That seems like a positive result!
sundray@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
There’s more going on here the just the lack of hair. What secrets is he keeping under that shiny dome of his?
We must go deeper.
bstix@feddit.dk 3 weeks ago
That’s no moon.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Hans, get ze drill!
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Kandy4me@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Avocados.
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Avocados are so expensive, that’s why Jeff turned his head into a giant avocado pit. Infinite avocado hack! ~whenever he finally decides to bury his stupid fucking head underground~
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
And than there is me who is bold and still goes to the barber because the feeling of someone else cutting your bold head with a razor knife is just great. Also I have a long beard which is the main reason to go to the barber but I digress
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Lol. Bold ass mf
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Demn, I ollweys confuse English vowels
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Bullshit.
Bezos can’t cut his own hair. He can’t see that far up his own ass even with all the mirrors in the world.
He probably spends more to be bald than it would cost to get all new hair.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
drones are a thing
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
This is the real way to save money on barber bills
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
#2 clipper and I do it myself. I try as best I can to chop away the gorilla fur from my neck to my shoulders with the beard attachment of my razor. ta dah.
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Is this how dougdoug rolls in the big bucks?
loomy@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
makes sense
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
Chase watches Ryan George, confirmed.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Around my area it is hard to find a barber for under $20
crazyhotpasta@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This guy and a gas chamber would go perfectly together with some prosecco!
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Are you saying I got my guillotine out for nothing?
crazyhotpasta@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wouldn’t say that,we must have that head on a stake after all!
terminhell@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Can confirm - am nearly bald and never seen billions touch my hands.
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What the hell am I going wrong then? I’ve been bald for 3 years and I ain’t got jack shit!
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Perhaps you forgot to invest the savings into building a global e-commerce empire.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
It’s getting a 200K funding from your dad that’s the real trick. He also worked for a large company making money at the time, he wasn’t trying to survive.
Thorry84@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
3 years? I’ve been bald for 20 years and I’m 300K down the hole, when does this trick kick in exactly?
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
You spent it all on avocado toast, didn’t you.
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Mate I was balding when I was 19 and went full cue ball when I went 23. I’m 36 now. Where the fuck is my money??!
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
You and me both, my friend… remember Balding Elon Musk? I think it’s not so much the lack of hair, more like the lack of ethics.