Jeff Bezos cooking recipie.
Not need to shave Jeff Bezos before put him in oven.
Just stuff him like a chicken.
Barbers HATE this one simple trick
Submitted 1 day ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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vane@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 hours ago
What sort of herbs and spices would you recommend?
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
#2 clipper and I do it myself. I try as best I can to chop away the gorilla fur from my neck to my shoulders with the beard attachment of my razor. ta dah.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
dbtng@eviltoast.org 8 hours ago
I stopped cutting my hair when Covid closed all the barbers. Got a fukin mane now. Dunno, seems to have worked out. Still waiting for my billions tho …
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 5 hours ago
No, no, see this is why you will never make it.
You gotta be bald
dbtng@eviltoast.org 55 minutes ago
That seems like a positive result!
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What the hell am I going wrong then? I’ve been bald for 3 years and I ain’t got jack shit!
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Perhaps you forgot to invest the savings into building a global e-commerce empire.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
It’s getting a 200K funding from your dad that’s the real trick. He also worked for a large company making money at the time, he wasn’t trying to survive.
Thorry84@feddit.nl 1 day ago
3 years? I’ve been bald for 20 years and I’m 300K down the hole, when does this trick kick in exactly?
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 23 hours ago
You spent it all on avocado toast, didn’t you.
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Mate I was balding when I was 19 and went full cue ball when I went 23. I’m 36 now. Where the fuck is my money??!
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 1 day ago
You and me both, my friend… remember Balding Elon Musk? I think it’s not so much the lack of hair, more like the lack of ethics.
Beebabe@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Cheapest haircut in my town for my hair type is $75+tip. I just cut it myself now.
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 5 hours ago
Jesus christ.
Are you a woman and is that USD?
The most I’ve ever paid was $65AUD for a hearcut and beard trim in a mining town where the majority earned over 200k a year
Beebabe@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Yes, a woman, and yes USD. That’s the no-frills salon price for a trim for my hair which is “long/thick (curly)”. The more expensive places range into the $200s.
CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Steve Jobs would wear the exact same outfit, Every. Single. Day. That’s the kind of dedication needed, most people aren’t cut out for it.
scytale@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Dude didn’t even shower to save on water bills.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
He didn’t even buy any expensive cancer medicine, he just drank smoothies.
/uj I’m not even making this shit up
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Silicon Valley turtleneck was just the Mao Suit of its era.
sniggleboots@europe.pub 1 day ago
don’t fall for it, everything you save on barber visits you spend on razors
sundray@lemmus.org 21 hours ago
There’s more going on here the just the lack of hair. What secrets is he keeping under that shiny dome of his?
We must go deeper.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
bstix@feddit.dk 20 hours ago
That’s no moon.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 20 hours ago
Hans, get ze drill!
terminhell@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Can confirm - am nearly bald and never seen billions touch my hands.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Jeff Bezos saved hundreds of billions of dollars by downsizing his wife.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 day ago
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Makes sense, especially in this economy
Kandy4me@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Avocados.
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Avocados are so expensive, that’s why Jeff turned his head into a giant avocado pit. Infinite avocado hack! ~whenever he finally decides to bury his stupid fucking head underground~
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
And than there is me who is bold and still goes to the barber because the feeling of someone else cutting your bold head with a razor knife is just great. Also I have a long beard which is the main reason to go to the barber but I digress
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Lol. Bold ass mf
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Demn, I ollweys confuse English vowels
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
Bullshit.
Bezos can’t cut his own hair. He can’t see that far up his own ass even with all the mirrors in the world.
He probably spends more to be bald than it would cost to get all new hair.
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 1 day ago
This is the real way to save money on barber bills
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 hours ago
Is this how dougdoug rolls in the big bucks?
loomy@lemy.lol 1 day ago
makes sense
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 1 day ago
Chase watches Ryan George, confirmed.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Around my area it is hard to find a barber for under $20
BreadOven@lemmy.world 29 minutes ago
Maybe he can just try out one more haircut. Maybe to just below the chin. Preferably with a large blade falling from some height. All you need is a basket infront to catch anything that falls off.