Everybody poops

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why did I think the centaur on the left was a man doing unspeakable things to a small elephant

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  • BubblyRomeo@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    At first, I thought it was a women giving head to man and then I thought was a woman getting railed......

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  • wewbull@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’re not alone. Exactly what I saw too.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You wouldn’t fuck a malnourished baby elephant.

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No, no. Im not a pedophillet them get a little older, though…

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• SoupBrick@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  THEN WHO CAN I CALL THE POLICE ON??!? 😭😭😭

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  • TxzK@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    people who didn’t wash their hands

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  • cdf12345@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yourself for caring about everyone else’s bathroom use

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• 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Been in plenty of unisex bathrooms, it’s just stalls. Your obligation to not commit sexual assault in there is the same as it was in the hallway leading up to it.

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  • kibiz0r@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I was under the impression that, in the US, public bathrooms operate under some kind of gender-based “purge rules”, and that’s why it’s so essential to know who’s fair game

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  • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Some people seem to only not assault others because they might get called out in i, so they assume everyone else is the same way. It’s pretty weird, and they’re really just telling on themselves.

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    unisex bathrooms are honestly so much more pleasant, the fact that everyone goes in there makes it chill

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• JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is my poophole. It was made for

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Disgusting, this sign discriminates against robots.

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Do… robots… poop? 😧

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      they squeeze out spent AA batteries

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    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Everybody poops, and if they don’t they’re an android

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• HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s a dude with a horse’s asshole and tail.

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  • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean op’s not wrong, everybody poops, but I bet that that horse-butt guy can poop

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That guy shits

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• Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m trying to understand the handicap mermaid. Shouldn’t the chair have a propeller or something?

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  • wunami@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    On land mermaids would need a wheelchair or something similar even if they aren’t handicapped.

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Landing gear.

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    • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They might also get around like sea lions, hard to say.

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    • MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Obviously!

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  • DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Merperson touring a human city - presumably they have both lungs and gills so can spend a day out of water.

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    • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But can they sing? Do fathers on land reprimand their daughters?

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Everytime I see ocean things I think of SOMA. I may have some sort of mental disorder.

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What does the Braille say?

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  • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “The last person to read this didn’t wash their hands.”

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    • RattlerSix@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Jesus that’s funny

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  • ramius345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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    • Nikelui@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Wizards don’t go to the toilet. They soil themselves, then cast prestidigitation to clean their clothes.

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  • 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s a great question to not have a good answer to. Certainly looks like a shorter statement.

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• rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And if they don’t they’re an android, and should be destroyed.

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• Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What’s the second to the left figure

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  • doomcanoe@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m thinking the silhouette of a classic Area 51 style alien.

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    • Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh I’m stupid. I meant the other left.

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• toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  youtu.be/yFemT0bmC_8

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