THEN WHO CAN I CALL THE POLICE ON??!? 😭😭😭
Everybody poops
Submitted 1 month ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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SoupBrick@pawb.social 1 month ago
TxzK@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
people who didn’t wash their hands
cdf12345@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Yourself for caring about everyone else’s bathroom use
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
Been in plenty of unisex bathrooms, it’s just stalls. Your obligation to not commit sexual assault in there is the same as it was in the hallway leading up to it.
kibiz0r@midwest.social 1 month ago
I was under the impression that, in the US, public bathrooms operate under some kind of gender-based “purge rules”, and that’s why it’s so essential to know who’s fair game
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Some people seem to only not assault others because they might get called out in i, so they assume everyone else is the same way. It’s pretty weird, and they’re really just telling on themselves.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
unisex bathrooms are honestly so much more pleasant, the fact that everyone goes in there makes it chill
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
ceenote@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Disgusting, this sign discriminates against robots.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Do… robots… poop? 😧
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
they squeeze out spent AA batteries
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Everybody poops, and if they don’t they’re an android
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 1 month ago
It’s a dude with a horse’s asshole and tail.
0ops@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I mean op’s not wrong, everybody poops, but I bet that that horse-butt guy can poop
Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That guy shits
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I’m trying to understand the handicap mermaid. Shouldn’t the chair have a propeller or something?
wunami@lemmy.world 1 month ago
On land mermaids would need a wheelchair or something similar even if they aren’t handicapped.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Landing gear.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
They might also get around like sea lions, hard to say.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Obviously!
DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Merperson touring a human city - presumably they have both lungs and gills so can spend a day out of water.
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But can they sing? Do fathers on land reprimand their daughters?
daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Everytime I see ocean things I think of SOMA. I may have some sort of mental disorder.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
What does the Braille say?
simplejack@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“The last person to read this didn’t wash their hands.”
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Jesus that’s funny
ramius345@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Nikelui@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wizards don’t go to the toilet. They soil themselves, then cast prestidigitation to clean their clothes.
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
That’s a great question to not have a good answer to. Certainly looks like a shorter statement.
Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
What’s the second to the left figure
doomcanoe@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I’m thinking the silhouette of a classic Area 51 style alien.
Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
Oh I’m stupid. I meant the other left.
toynbee@lemmy.world 1 month ago
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why did I think the centaur on the left was a man doing unspeakable things to a small elephant
wewbull@feddit.uk 1 month ago
You’re not alone. Exactly what I saw too.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You wouldn’t fuck a malnourished baby elephant.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
No, no. Im not a pedophillet them get a little older, though…