I love the maliciously positive comments about this fake senario.
None of you would eat the salmonella chicken, no matter how much you respect your spouse.
Home cooking
Submitted 2 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
psivchaz@reddthat.com 8 hours ago
I’m married. I do most of the cooking anyway. My wife is banned from cooking chicken because of the last time. So… “<Wife’s name>, we talked about this. No chicken. Let’s go to the Mexican restaurant nearby tonight.”
tino@lemmy.world 1 day ago
you shut the fuck up and next, you do the cooking. Your girl is not at your service.
qarbone@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
…the chicken is literally raw.
I get the “respect partners as people” angle but you have to at least look at the image.
bus_factor@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I think it might be boiled.
burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 1 day ago
I haven’t had anything but meth and bud lights in days what am I gonna say? Thank you queen
atlien51@lemm.ee 1 day ago
What the fuck is your life 💀💀💀
burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 1 day ago
I‘m literally just vibing and having good food like OP posted
MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 days ago
breecher@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Looks boiled, not raw. Still, it shouldn’t be boiled.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Consider seeing a doctor?
CalipherJones@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I know what id be doing in about 3 hours afterwards.
simsalabim@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Take the hint and start participating in housework and learn how to cook.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 day ago
I mean if the other partner goes to work and the other is at home, it’s fair to expect the stay at home one to take on the burden of most housework imo.
Full day of work and then your partner gives you shit about not cooking your own food? Fucking hell
Distractor@lemm.ee 14 hours ago
Where do you see it stated that she doesn’t work? Maybe that’s the best she can manage after a long day of work herself
Honytawk@feddit.nl 1 day ago
Tell her she did great, but the chicken could be cooked a bit more.
DampCanary@lemmy.world 1 day ago
but that’s just color of sauce
drumsticks are barely visibleVenus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 1 day ago
Isn’t that the skin? To me they look like they were boiled.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
This is such a British photo.
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 2 days ago
I agree but I don’t know what about it makes your statement true.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
It’s the complete and total lack of seasoning, apart from what appears to be pepper on the chicken. Also the fact that the concept of “crunch”, or any form of texture, seems to be a foreign concept.
GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Despite the fact it’s obviously American.
Mac@mander.xyz 1 day ago
Thank her and tell her how much i appreciate her? Wtf else would you do?
ryannathans@aussie.zone 1 day ago
My brother it’s raw
CluckN@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s my fault for not clarifying what, “trying it raw once” meant.
scbasteve7@lemm.ee 1 day ago
It’s a meal that I don’t have to cook after a hard day of work, and is most likely an expression of love. There’s nothing that tastes better than that.
Croquette@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
It looks more like its boiled chicken.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 day ago
I’d probably mention how it looks raw and unappetizing, but put it in a nice constructive manner.
Just suffering through that shit doesn’t sound like a good relationship imo
double_quack@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Jokes aside, it all depends on the context, what are their skills? What is the thought behind it. How much money is there around?Does it taste good?
If you know she cooks well then this may be bad. If she is absolutely new, this may even be a sweet gesture.
And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 day ago
dies of food poisoning
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Yeah that chicken is absolutely not cooked.
Almacca@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Lol. You can really tell who has and hasn’t been in a long term relationship in the comments.
curiousaur@reddthat.com 1 day ago
How?
dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
Just by guessing.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 2 days ago
Oh no sorry babe i’m actually vegan now. What a shame.
jimmux@programming.dev 1 day ago
Also allergic to dying of salmonella.
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Did they cook that meal with sunlight?
Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Go to bed
istdaslol@feddit.org 2 days ago
Realise that I was supposed to get groceries
verdantbanana@lemmy.world 2 days ago
eat out
Mpatch@lemmy.world 2 days ago
The her to hospital because clearly she had a mental breakdown, stroke, trauma, what ever.
halvar@lemy.lol 1 day ago
Well at least it’s no longer encased in jello
CII_RX@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Calling poison control
Balaquina@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Die. Your choice whether from hunger or food poisoning.
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Be grateful that someone thought enough about me to make me diner. And perhaps casually suggest we join a cooking class together.
dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
That’s not dinner, that’s a health hazard.
Rin@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Nicest comment