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  • andybytes@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dear Turdz, Get over yourselves plastic taco bell redbull eatindrinking turdz… Not everyone hot boxes people around them when they smoke. Some of us are a clean people. Some of you smell and look like shit anyways.
    Sincerely, Eat My Arse

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  • m3t00@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    quit 30 years now. quit because it was killing me. other corps are still trying.

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  • ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    they said, while rolling E and smoking weed and drinking borgs :D

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    • TheOakTree@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Drinking borgs?

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      • ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Isn’t that what they call them? I’m not 20 anymore so I’m not as hip.

        en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borg_(drink)

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  • sheetzoos@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tobacco is one of the worst drugs ever. The best part is staving off the effects of addiction.

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  • Cocopanda@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m so happy that I’m on 10 years without cigarettes.

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  • drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ove seen people quit oxy easier then cigarettes

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  • Schmuppes@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But if you smoke, you don’t notice other smokers smelling like shit, which is nice.

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    • stevedice@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Guess I should stop showering

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  • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t think people smoke because they feel like shit doing so, quite the opposite imo

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    • OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s like the inverse of running. Running feels like trash in the moment, but great after

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  • RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I stopped smoking a while ago now… but boy do I miss it sometimes lol.

    Don’t smoke kids.

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    • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Question: did memes like this help?

      Asking because I do street cleaning work in my neighborhood. And assholes keep throwing cigarette butts right on the ground.

      I’d love to find a solution to have them quit smoking, which will lead to less cigarette butts.

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      • Kamsaa@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I agree with the other reply above, it does not help. It may even make things worse. All this meme does is make me feel misunderstood and despised by others (While some of them don’t even understand what I actually go through). Tobacco is a terrible addiction. I quited for two years but fell again when I broke up with my ex. During those two years I dreamt of smoking at least once a week and gained 15kg. I grew up in France in the 90s and then the country did a pretty shitty job protecting kids (I started buying cigarettes for myself at 14 and it was easy because the tobacco shop owner didn’t bat an eye). I think the solution is prevention and children’s protection (by preventing access) to ensure that they don’t start. For those who already smoke the best is kind support not guilt and disdain. (And total bans don’t help either, we just feel left out when the government who now bans us from every place and treats us like awful weak-willed bastards initially incitated us to smoke two decades ago with adds and easy access).

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      • RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        No. Having others say something you already know as a addict of a substance doesn’t help at all. We know we should stop. We all know that. The challenge of an addict is being willing to stop, and then being successful at stopping. Then abstinence.

        When I was a smoker, I watch my grandmother die from smoking related lung cancer right in front of my face, it didn’t change a thing. I’d go outside of the hospital and smoke all the same. I had to want to quit.

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    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How do you smoke a kid? And what do they taste like?

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      • RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They taste like unicorns

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    • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They don’t stay still long enough to roll properly.

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      • Twelve20two@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        How do you even have papers big enough

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    • cook_pass_babtridge@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Tell me about it! I had to accept that part of quitting involved forever missing something, but knowing I’m better off without it.

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      • Trollception@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That feeling will disappear eventually. I rarely even think about it even when I see smokers now. If I’m out drinking though that’s a different story…

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      • Malfeasant@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        How I feel about my (soon to be ex-) wife…

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      • Harrinator@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I yearn for that strength. I’m sure I’ll quit one day

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  • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes, smoking takes years off your life.

    But they’re the years at the end…

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    • Doxin@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Man if only that was true. A neighbor across the street is a chain smoker, and I hear him hack up a lung every morning for a couple of hours.

      Yeah smoking will make you live shorter, but it’ll also reaaaally fuckin’ ruin your life leading up to that.

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      • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s the joke.

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  • frostysauce@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This seems to ignore the important facts that smoking is A.) Cool and B.) Sexy.

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    • OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      C) good social activity

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      • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I remember people talking about how the other smokers at work were all the cool people. And like, yeah, you spend several minutes several times a day hanging out outside with them, with no work and nothing to do but shoot the shit. Of course you like them better, you spend way more time with them.

        Also you can all bond over your common terrible life choices, what’s not to like?

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      • griD@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Actually true, in a myriad of bad effects.

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    • remon@ani.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It also makes you hot and famous.

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  • theblips@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As a tobacco fiend I couldn’t ever get into smoking cigs. The only time in my life I’ve smoked consistently was when I was extra depressed and trying to microdose suicide. Guess I’m lucky

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  • 10001110101@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Montezuma’s revenge

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  • frog_brawler@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I smoked from the time I was 15, until I was 33. I got a prescription for something called Chantix that worked really well for me to quit permanently.

    It worked well for a few people I knew, but one guy said it made him really depressed / suicidal.

    Chantix isn’t available anymore because of something that was in it that might cause cancer, but there’s a generic form of it called varenicline that may or may not be available in your country. Ask your doctor maybe if there’s a pill that will help you quit.

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    • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This reads like a Pharma advert.

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    • Paper_Phrog@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, this worked well for me, too. The generic one you mention also had less side effects for me. There’s still the vivid dreams / nightmares, but less intense.

      From Chantix /Champix I recollect the spider dreams and floor crumbling beneath me.

      But hey, anything to quit smoking.

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  • Derp@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What an insensitive meme. If you understood anything about addiction you would be ashamed of yourself. Some of us and our families are really struggling with huge impacts to physical and mental health, our entire lives, from addictions like this. Hope posting this made you feel better about yourself tho.

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    • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s always a .ml account

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    • TronBronson@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s alright they never had to suffer from the utter brainwash advertising we had. They are brainwashed the other way. It’s probably a good thing. World used to be a smoke cloud.

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    • ZeffSyde@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Mental inconvenience takes a number of forms, one of them is nicotine addiction. Some people with more standard brains than you and I can’t comprehend why we would regularly consume literal poison to feel better instead of, I don’t know, watching a Disney film or running until they sweat and smell.

      I have switched over to a vape and mix my own flavorless, scentless juice. I still feel like a pariah when I use it, and stick to alleys and back lots.

      I truly wish vape culture hadn’t had that bro moment of douche bags chucking clouds in theaters and making a fuss when imbibing indoors.

      I’d be slightly less embarrassed of the pile of addictions I’ve become.

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    • cmhe@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What does smoking a cigarette here or there has to do with addiction?

      Cigarettes aren’t the only way you can get addicted, you know. You made the connection between cigarettes and addictions, here in this post.

      Also wouldn’t it be the best advice against addiction find the will in oneself to stop doing it? If addicted smokers know what their cigarettes do for themselves and others, then they might want to try search for help, to get them off their addiction?

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      • TronBronson@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        lol I hope you get addicted to some to some ratchet pussy and it ruins your life

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      • Derp@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        What does smoking a cigarette here or there has to do with addiction?

        Where did I or the original post mention anything about occasional smokers? This post is offensive to those struggling from lifelong addiction to cigarettes, which is almost never a choice.

        Also wouldn’t it be the best advice against addiction find the will in oneself to stop doing it? If addicted smokers know what their cigarettes do for themselves and others, then they might want to try search for help, to get them off their addiction?

        Gee, that’s such great advice! Why didn’t the lifelong addict think of that one themselves? You just singlehandedly solved addiction.

        Noone chooses being addicted to cigarettes. It’s a mental health disorder just like being addicted to fentanyl or heroin, and a crippling one at that for some. Please educate yourself about what addiction is before defending posts like this. What you are doing is similar to shitting on people for “choosing” their sexuality or gender.

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  • xelar@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    tfw you share balcony with smoking neighbour and you work remotely in the room with open windows…

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    • frog_brawler@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It would suck if windows didn’t close.

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      • boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Not everyone has decent ventilation.

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  • andybytes@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Who cares at this point no one has free health care so no longer a burden in the golden age of bare foot and pregnant. Smoke cigs. They are awsome.

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    • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I have free healthcare

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    • PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      sorry, i couldn’t hear you over the sound of my free healthcare

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    • Lund3@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You must be American

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      • TronBronson@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yes. We are American. We’re destined to die from a gun. Who’s got time to be afraid of a plant? What is a healthcare?

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  • andybytes@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Boy do I love tobacco.

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    • RaoulDook@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Good News! Cigarette Juice!

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    • ZeffSyde@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t smoke any more, but I love the smell of nice tobacco. I was late for work the other day because a crusty old man was smoking a roll up if Dutch tobacco and I couldn’t resist chatting about it.

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      • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Dutch tobacco? the whacky kind?

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  • hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t forget that smokers also get to ruin other people’s meals at restaurants. Not their own meals mind you - just the meals of others.

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    • Vinstaal0@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I thought you wheren’t allowed to smoke inside anymore in Germany?

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      • hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Smokers are still allowed to stink up your food outside. So you may enjoy your food inside in the summer.

        Also restaurants are allowed to have an inside smoking section. Most of the time that means you still get to ‘enjoy’ the stink.

        Lastly let’s not forget that smokers, when forced to smoke outside, will almost always do so right on the doorstep. So that the stink gets sucked in and everybody gets to enjoy a good second hand smoke.

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      • Paper_Phrog@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        He could mean terraces (outside)? That still bugs me a lot…

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    • based_raven@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Where I live, you’re not allowed to smoke in bars or restaurants.

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      • hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Also in the outside section? If yes I applaud your government for implementing the rule properly, not half-assed like in Germany.

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just one nail of many in my mom’s coffin

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    • mdurell@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It was the primary nail in my mother’s coffin and her mother’s coffin too.

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      • 3laws@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Knowing that addictive tendencies are hereditary, I hope you are OK & continue to be OK.

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  • Shardikprime@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just imagine the savings of smoking

    Alternatively

    Imagine the savings of NOT smoking!

    It’s a win win whatever side you choose!

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  • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Holy pearl clutching.

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    • madcaesar@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lemmy can be so stereotypically “well actually” annoying. Any light-hearted whatever topic will be filled with douchenoozles pearl clutching.

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  • Wolf@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I live alone and actively wish I could die. I’m not hurting anyone but myself.

    I am glad that it’s not cool with the younger generations, and that the whole vaping fad kinda died back.

    Still though, the amount of self righteousness and lack of empathy from some non smokers really makes me glad that I will never have to hang out with those types of people.

    Addiction is a hell of a thing, and when the alternative is worse than quitting, it’s extremely difficult to quit.

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    • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Smokers are addicts that it’s “morally acceptable” to shit on. The self righteous love it.

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    • tomi000@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      the amount of self righteousness and lack of empathy from some non smokers really makes me glad that I will never have to hang out with those types of people.

      Youre seriously trying to guilt trip non-smokers here? Sure, addiction is horrible and some people are really struggling, but the majority of smokers I know dont give a shit that theyre actively killing others by blowing smoke into their faces on the street. Its ignorant and toxic behavior which is tolerated because of decades of brainwashing by the industry.

      I have very little empathy for people who choose hurting others for their own convenience. Maybe start with empathy for poor people that struggle surviving because they are being exploited, or people that are systemically suppressed, then move on to empathy for smokers and other criminals.

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      • TronBronson@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Would you like me to analyze your ethical decisions and judge you publicly? I am certain we can find some unethical behaviors that you partake in every day that hurt the environment and the people around you. I don’t have time in my day. It’s just a really weird thing to pick out and have a moral battle with. It’s a personal choice. It’s an addiction. There’s plenty of bad people out there. The cigarette smokers are not trying to hurt you intentionally.

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      • zeezee@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        weird you ask for people to have empathy for poor and struggling people but then hate on smokers when those people are almost always smokers themselves - genuinely you’ll be hard pressed to find a struggling person that doesn’t smoke

        maybe there’s something more to knowingly poising oneself for the fleeting feeling of control and comfort that doesn’t have anything to do with “people who choose hurting others for their own convenience”?

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      • Wolf@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m not trying to guilt trip anyone. The self righteous superior people clearly dgaf what I think and the feeling is mutual.

        … killing others by blowing smoke into their faces on the street.

        Ah yes, the age old tradition of going up to a non smoker and blowing smoke directly in their faces. Fun times.

        I’ve been a smoker for a very long time and I’ve never seen that happen, unless you count shotgunning cannabis, and that was always consensual.

        Let’s get real for just a second. What you actually mean is occasionally you catch a whiff of cigarette smoke while outside. I’m sure you don’t go stand next to smoker, and I’m positive that they don’t “blow smoke into your face”.

        Even in my backwards ass state, you can’t smoke indoors in public places, so it must be outside.

        If you are so concerned about your health that you think simply smelling cigarette smoke and walking away will kill you, I sure hope you never leave the house, attend a BBQ, or go camping, because you will likely be exposed to other smells just as likely to kill you as that.

        I have very little empathy for people…

        That much is clear

        Maybe start with empathy for poor people that struggle surviving because they are being exploited, or people who are systematically suppressed

        Who says I don’t? Who says I don’t fall into those categories myself? Having empathy for one group of people does not preclude you from having empathy for others. I’ve never shot heroin or smoked crack, but I feel bad for people struggling with those addictions.

        I don’t condone smoking indoors where non smokers live or around non smokers if they are outdoors and can’t walk away for some reason, I just don’t think someone should be treated as if they are human excrement simply because they are a smoker. You don’t agree, that’s fine as long as I’m not forced to be around you or have to listen to your sermons.

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    • PieMePlenty@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • hector@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In shitty times like that you gotta have all the fun you can ehehe :) hope you’ll get better friend!

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    • MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      when the alternative is worse than quitting, it’s extremely difficult to quit

      What are you referring to?

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      • SippyCup@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Having to deal with the consequences of dropping a lifelong addiction most likely.

        Quitting smoking fucking sucks. You don’t start to notice the positive effects of quitting for weeks after your last smoke, and you don’t realize until then how much the cigarettes are affecting your health. So it can really feel like you’re putting yourself through hell for very little benefit. When just having a cigarette feels like it can fix all symptoms you’re having now, it’s hard to keep going.

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      • Wolf@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        If I quit, I might live longer. Life is hell.

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  • v4ld1z@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Honestly, smoke all you want as long as you don’t drink

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  • GaetanLaberge@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve read last week that tobacco is radium rich and decomposes to polonium and radon - cigarettes are radioactive and it contributes to its nasty effects on the lungs

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  • SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why smoke when you can be addicted to the superiority complex that apparently comes with not smoking?

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  • pero@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I live with two roommates in a flat. One of them smokes. Of course, he has to smoke indoors as well, as if the whole place is his (we got two balconies btw) . Can’t describe when I get home after a long day in uni to come back to a flat that smells like a smoking friendly bar.

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  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve smoked 3 packs a day by 25 y/o. Started with 17. stopped with 27. I don’t regret stopping, I feel better. But I miss it.

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  • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This would work better than cancer warnings on cigarette packs.

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  • don@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I quit by vaping off of cigarettes, and then gradually reducing the nicotine in vape juice until I was vaping 0 nicotine for a couple of months, then stopped altogether. Been nicotine free for several years now, and no cravings.

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