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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nearly all of my family smokes, and I fucking hate it. There were countless of times, as far as I can remember, when I tried to do something with my dad, it was nice for a while, then he goes for a ‘quick smoke’ and stays there forever.

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    • spicytuna62@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I can put my life in danger. I can put your life in danger. But I draw the line when you put my life in danger.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I feel bad for people who have never been addicted to anything, because they’re the real losers. You want to know why? Because they don’t know what it’s like to really want something - and then get it again and again and again. (Marc Maron)

    But seriously, the one thing I’m proud of in my life is that I was able to quit smoking. Hard, but so worth it!

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    • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well done my dude

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      • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Thanks! ☺️

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    • hansolo@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Same.

      But whooooo damn do I occasionally miss having a smoke.

      I’ve not smoked for more years than I smoked at this point, but the habit is in me. My brain only remembers the good parts.

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      • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        My mother quit smoking 25 years ago and still has panic attacks about it every few weeks.

        That pisses her off so she won’t ever smoke again.

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      • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yup, this is me with both alcohol and cigarettes. And it seems like the worse things are going for me, the better going back to it sounds.

        Still I’m so glad I don’t have to worry about keeping dosed anymore.

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  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I actually enjoy a good cigar every once in a great while. I do not like smelling like smoke so I either go outside or to the “smoke shack” in my basement which has a fan that sucks all the smoke outside.

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  • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    this also applies to (some) bombs

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  • yesman@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I used to work with a guy that smoked and refused to wear a seat-belt. He carried a gun though, just in case his life was in danger.

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    • rockettaco37@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah! Merica!

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    • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My work buddy will only eat meals made from single-ingredient foods because of “all the extra shit they put in there”, and smokes a pack a week.

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      • tfm@europe.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They aren’t wrong with that tbh

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    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      When he sees that nicotine feller, he’s going to shoot him right between the eyes.

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      • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Poor Nic (a teen):

        Image

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    • cRazi_man@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So of he loses control of his car and is heading at a tree, he can shoot the tree in self defense.

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      • huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You’re being ridiculous. Of course the gun is to offset his momentum. Couple shots should do it. \s

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      • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Ah yes. The Maple Doctrine.

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  • MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    All this woke ass anti cigarette shit! Y’all have obviously never enjoyed a cup of coffee and a smoke on a still summer morn. A post coital puff as your lover plays her fingers through your chest hair like smoke on the water. Good lord I miss cigarettes!

    But seriously never smoke, it smells terrible, will ruin your health, and is an all around terrible proposition.

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    • blackris@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, it was fun for a while. The good thing is, so many people stopped smoking in the last few years, that smoking stopped to be this special social thing.

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      • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I never smoked, but had to hang out with smokers outside at my first job, if I wanted a bit of break and chat with colleagues. I usually brought a glass of water with me.

        Happy that this is not the case anymore.

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  • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Joke is on you - I only smoke in elementary schools, so my house is practically tar-free. Now what, science man?

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