Malfeasant
@Malfeasant@lemm.ee
- Comment on Windows Defender Anti-vitus Bypassed Using Direct Syscalls & XOR Encryption 1 week ago:
Hey look, I’m good at something.
- Comment on Windows Defender Anti-vitus Bypassed Using Direct Syscalls & XOR Encryption 1 week ago:
Yes, but that’s why x86 assembly programmers do it…
- Comment on Windows Defender Anti-vitus Bypassed Using Direct Syscalls & XOR Encryption 1 week ago:
Yes, but it’s not universal that xoring a register with itself is more performant than simply loading it with 0.
- Comment on Windows Defender Anti-vitus Bypassed Using Direct Syscalls & XOR Encryption 1 week ago:
an x86 assembly programmer
Ftft. not all CPUs have an xor register with itself instruction.
- Comment on Why do people insist on not answering ALL the questions in an email or text message? 1 week ago:
parse
That sounds like technical jargon…
- Comment on I had no idea y cunt was this powerful 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Panic! on the trade floor 2 weeks ago:
I don’t remember a once-in-a-generation economic crisis in 2002… I remember the dotcom bust and my dad watching his retirement evaporate in 2000…
- Comment on POV: You're too shy to tell the medical staff that you just woke up during surgery. 2 weeks ago:
I blame office staff- when I had my wisdom teeth removed, it was going to be a shit show, so they sold me on “putting me under”- insurance would only cover local, but “you don’t want to be awake for all the digging and prying” which did not sound like fun so I agreed, at a cost of $400. Of course I woke up in the middle of it, and got to experience the digging and prying… Didn’t hurt at all, but it was still disconcerting. I found out later this wasn’t anything unusual. Had I known I would have been awake, I wouldn’t have spent the extra money.
- Comment on Having a baby? Use this one weird trick! 1 month ago:
I have one in Arizona - trade?
- Comment on Having a baby? Use this one weird trick! 1 month ago:
I have one in Arizona - trade?
- Comment on Undocumented 'Backdoor' Found In Chinese Bluetooth Chip Used By a Billion Devices. 1 month ago:
All cars are computers on the road at this point, not just EVs…
- Comment on Undocumented 'Backdoor' Found In Chinese Bluetooth Chip Used By a Billion Devices. 1 month ago:
But then big companies wouldn’t be able to keep milking the consumer via planned obsolescence. Won’t somebody think of the shareholders?
- Comment on Reddit will warn users who repeatedly upvote banned content 1 month ago:
You don’t sound anything like Dr. Zoidberg.
- Comment on Not real... *for now* 1 month ago:
But where’s the fun in that?
- Comment on Not real... *for now* 1 month ago:
They’ve already had this one, I guarantee it.
- Comment on 1987 1 month ago:
I grew up with frozen vegetables, my wife grew up with canned… Just one of our many incompatibilities…
- Comment on ugh i wish 4 months ago:
You can’t milk a blow-up doll…
- Comment on AI-powered weapons scanners used in NYC subway found zero guns in one month test 5 months ago:
They found a scam to replace stop & frisk.
- Comment on Eat lead 5 months ago:
Shriveled, and a little to the left.
- Comment on Eat lead 5 months ago:
Last Thursday.
- Comment on hard to argue with 5 months ago:
Mine are… 🧛
- Comment on There you go little guy 6 months ago:
They tried that for a few years. People went to court to challenge them, overwhelmed the court system, and made it not cost effective to pursue people.
- Comment on There you go little guy 6 months ago:
Do you think speed cameras will slow them down? Or do you think they’ll just figure out how to get away with it? When my city put in speed cameras everywhere, it didn’t slow me down. After the first one (which was a surprise btw- same route I drove to work every day, but after they put in the speed camera, the speed limit was reduced by 10mph mysteriously…) I researched the fuck out of the topic and found
A: they can’t act on a mailed ticket unless you voluntarily respond (so I didn’t) or it’s delivered by a process server (which costs money, and the local government isn’t going to bother when there are plenty of pigeons that don’t know better)
B: they have to be able to identify the driver- as in see your face. There was a famous case of a guy wearing various zoo animal masks, and I have a couple pictures of me in a cheap Spartan mask doing 90 in a 65 that never went anywhere.
C: even if they serve you, and even if your face is plainly visible, it may still be worth a shot going to court. I did the one time one was properly served, which was another surprise one, not one of the times I was taunting them. It was another case of the speed limit being temporarily reduced, this time for construction - except the speed camera had been set up after the end of the construction zone, and I had just gotten on the highway, there was no signage indicating the construction zone or the reduced speed between the on ramp and the camera, and again it was a familiar area where I knew the limit was 65 normally… Anywho, tangent. I went to court, and I got to see which arguments worked and which didn’t. It was pretty comical, one woman was trying to argue that she didn’t know the speed limit had dropped, but she had been clocked at 79- the judge yelled at her “even if you thought it was 65, you still would have been going nearly 15 over! Pay the fine and get out!” Anywho, one thing I noticed was they always gave the measurements of how far the speed camera was after the speed limit sign, so that was going to be my angle- I would just ask how far that was from the on ramp- but I didn’t get the chance. They got to me, and the prosecutor said he didn’t have the evidence to pursue my case, so he moved for dismissal. No further explanation.
So that’s just what works in my jurisdiction, it’s likely other places close some of those loopholes, but introduce some of their own. And you can bet assholes like me will be better at figuring it out and will overall pay less in fines than suckers like you that just get caught by surprise once in a great while. Is that fair?
- Comment on There you go little guy 6 months ago:
Where I live, going the speed limit gets you run off the road. I’m not even exaggerating.
- Comment on There you go little guy 6 months ago:
You sure showed them…
- Comment on There you go little guy 6 months ago:
How do cameras make any difference?
- Comment on There you go little guy 6 months ago:
And good luck getting a judge to hear your side of it. Not impossible, but then you’re missing a day of work for a maybe…
- Comment on There you go little guy 6 months ago:
What is “implemented properly” and how often does it happen?
- Comment on There you go little guy 6 months ago:
Speed cameras also won’t stop someone like that. Though they might take nice pictures of the wreck.