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When you count, your lips don't touch until 1 million.

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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨DeadNinja@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

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  • LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mine touch at sebbin.

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  • inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    3 before I touch.

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  • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    1000 touches.

    In french :-)

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    • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Touche, ça touche pas

      Et touche pas ça touche

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      • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Ha ha je connais celui là 😁

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  • ianfraserkrillmaster@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    what about thirmty three

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  • cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    !remindme sixty years when i confirm

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    • Schlemmy@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We do miss that not here.

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      • cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        there was this one but it had to be whitelisted and i didnt want to spam so i just faked it :)

        github.com/PangoraWeb/remindme-bot

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  • hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mine touch at pebenty peben.

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  • Fleur_@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And then they keep touching until 1 trillion

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  • KammicRelief@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    One point five… d’oh!

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    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      π

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Made me silently count to ten to confirm. Mind expanded.

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    • BleatingZombie@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m still counting

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  • lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Huh. Same in Dutch!

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    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not in German tho. Sieben

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      • lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Ah ja, in Dutch that would be “zeven”.

        Maybe some people touch lips when saying the “F”, in that case we would fail at “vijf” (fünf)

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  • fixmycode@feddit.cl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    correct me if I’m wrong, but it’s up to 1000 in Spanish, right? I’m wondering if I’m saying 9 right.

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  • sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fümf

    Lies.

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    • raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sieben

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      • sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Siem

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    • raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sieben

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    • allan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fem :(

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      • ahvenkukko@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Kolme ;)

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  • collapse_already@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In English, my lips touch when I make the “f” sound at the start of four. I am also pretty sure they touch for one.

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    • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nope, for me my bottom teeth touch my upper lips.

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      • topherclay@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The F sound is usually a labialdental fricative in English. So you are putting your bottom lip on your teeth and letting some air go by to make the F sound.

        English has bilabial plosives where you touch both lips together and let air stop for a moment which makes the P or B sounds.

        English doesn’t have a bilabial fricative so you might be doing this in your dialect and it doesn’t stand out to anyone because it doesn’t otherwise have a phonetic meaning. But, interestingly, in other languages a bilabial fricative has distinct meaning from a labial dental fricative. I believe I’ve read that in Japanese the “F” in “Mount Fuji” is actually a bilabial fricative and not the normal F that English speakers use.

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      • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        My upper teeth touch my bottom lip when I do.

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      • Siethron@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I cover my bottom teeth with my bottom lip at the start so the lips touch on ‘four’

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    • myfavouritename@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m not sure about this. The only way I can make my lips touch when saying that number is if I actually say pour.

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      • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Thought the same, but you’re right, putting both lips together makes a plosive.

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  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I love this! It doesn’t seem like it could possibly be true, but my 30 seconds of testing haven’t debunked it.

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  • 58008@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    they do if u kiss me

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    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They do if you kiss yourself in the mirror, but only on the lips

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      • SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You can only kiss your lips in the mirror

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  • nore@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Portuguese: 1 (um)

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    • Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is this this case in Brasil? In european portuguese your lips don’t touch for um

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      • nore@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah, forgot to specify ;P

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  • thedarkfly@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In Belgian French it’s 70, and in French² it’s 1000

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  • BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Egy, kettő, három

    3 in hungarian

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    • ianfraserkrillmaster@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      ce, ome, yei, nahui (Nahuatl)

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      • BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I guess you win

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    • Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maybe, but how long do you have to count for your eyelids to touch?

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  • BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In English*

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    • espentan@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yup, I can’t get past 5 in Norwegian.

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      • dubyakay@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I got to three ín Hungarian and seven in German.

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      • JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s ‘fem’ in Swedish too, guessing it’s something similar in Norwegian? In Hebrew the first is 5 too (Chamesh/חמש), so that’s an interesting pattern

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  • lnxtx@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    pięć [guess the language]

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  • kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    odin dva tri chetire Piat

    5 in Russian

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Joke’s on you, I’m Roman.
    My lips already touch at 𝕄.

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  • cheese_greater@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Its the m- like plosive thingy?

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  • Whulum@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh shiiit wtf!

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  • Labna@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Un deux trois… Mille ! In French (France 🇫🇷) 1000 before lips touch.

    … Soixante-neuf, septante ! In French (Switzerland 🇨🇭) 70! (in France it’s soixante-dix 😂)

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    • Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      [OFF TOPIC]

      TIL there are italic emojis. 🤌

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    • tired_n_bored@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How to say 90 in Swiss French? In French French the (40x2+10) way drives me crazy

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      • bramen49@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        technically, 4x20+10?

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      • Hack3900@lemy.lol ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Nonante! And 80 is octante or huitante depending on the region It is a little simpler than this base20 thing lol

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  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My lips touch when I say one.

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    • plim@feddit.dk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      jedem?

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      • bramen49@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        dwa?

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  • ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    and how high did OP have to count before he touched somebody else’s lips the first time?

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  • philthi@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is my favourite shower thought post so far.

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  • Tagger@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Un, dau, tri, pedwar. Nope, they touch at what you call four.

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  • oppy1984@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just counted out loud, one…lips touched.

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    • reddig33@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s what I thought too, but if you google it, w sound is classified as “open mouth” sound by the experts. To me it feels like lips vibrating as sound and breath come through (lips open/close/open as they vibrate).

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      • hakase@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        “Open sounds” (which, I assume, refers to continuants) and bilabial sounds aren’t mutually exclusive.

        When you pronounce the /w/ at the beginning of “one”, your lips round (purse) and touch each other at the corners, but they don’t form a full closure. So, the oral tract is still open, but the articulators (moving mouth parts) are still touching.

        This could be reworded as “the middle of your lips don’t touch each other”, but multiple commenters are correct in that your lips absolutely do touch each other when you say “one” in English.

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      • ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        screw googling. try saying it yourself without touching lips.

        it comes out as “oen”.

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      • oppy1984@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I guess we’re all different, my lips definitely touched when saying one. There’s got to be an outlier for everything I guess.

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