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- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
So I just have to gain a brain rot addiction to regain my youth? When asked how this twelve year old managed to create a YouTube account 20 years ago, YouTube replied, “he’s very clever.”
- Comment on What's the best way to respond to a family member who says the COVID vaccines are being used to depopulate? 1 month ago:
One of the reasons i don’t make policy decisions: my solution yo the antivax problem is to develop a bioweapon and a corresponding vaccine. Secretly add the new vaccine into all other vaccines for two years. Warn people that the coming flu season is going to be bad and that a new dangerous strain of covid is spreading to increase vaccination rates. Then deploy the bioweapon. No more antivaxxers.
- Comment on Trump officials reportedly consider TV gameshow with US citizenship as prize 2 months ago:
I am going to change my name to Beef Supreme and try to capitalize on this.
- Comment on Trump says a 25% tariff "must be paid by Apple" on iPhones not made in the US, says he told Tim Cook long ago that iPhones sold in the US must be made in the US 2 months ago:
Will the US factories have suicide nets too, or is that reserved for Taiwan?
- Comment on Bungie appears to have plagarized an artist's work and style in their extraction shooter "Marathon" according to this Bluesky post 2 months ago:
This will be entertaining in their ongoing Red War plagiarism lawsuit.
- Comment on Trump administration 'looking at' suspending habeas corpus, Stephen Miller says 2 months ago:
I don’t want to fucking move, but they sure do want me to leave.
- Comment on butt mogged these zoomers today 2 months ago:
As a twelve minute old AI, I had to google it.
- Comment on Are we the dark timeline? 2 months ago:
I think about when I played Sims and would delete the bathroom and door from my Sim’s house and watch him suffer. I feel like I am getting karmic payback these days. I’m sorry Sim dude, I didn’t think of you as anything but interesting binary data and was amused by your suffering. I have a lot more sympathy and empathy for you these days.
- Comment on When you count, your lips don't touch until 1 million. 3 months ago:
In English, my lips touch when I make the “f” sound at the start of four. I am also pretty sure they touch for one.
- Comment on The Brits had an anthem ready for when Margaret Thatcher died. Americans should also be prepared. 3 months ago:
Currently, that Tom Petty song with the lyric about “the waiting is the hardest part” seems appropriate.
- Comment on What is this called? 3 months ago:
Looks like you got your answer so I am just going to complain that I can’t set my search engine to never give me results from Pinterest. I hate that site. I can block it in my firewall, but it shows up way too much in search results.
- Comment on This is real 3 months ago:
Looks like libel evidence. Family should sue.
- Comment on I got the beer. Who's got the wings? 3 months ago:
Now this will be a GOOD Friday.
- Comment on Am I going crazy, or has people's spelling gotten awful lately? 3 months ago:
I think you mean it will ducking correct…
I turned mine off completely because it has bo comprehension of when an apostrophe is appropriate in front of the letter s. Forever making words possessive that were intended to be plural. Apostrophes do not mean “look out, here comes an s.”
- Comment on Am I going crazy, or has people's spelling gotten awful lately? 3 months ago:
I would not be surprised if autocorrect was a major culprit along with phone keyboards. You can type something correctly and have autocorrect make it wrong. It’s also super easy to get the wrong letter if you have normal sized hands and are typing on a phone keyboard. I have turned autocorrect completely off and am significantly less error prone as a result.
I frequently decide against correcting an error if I think my intention is clear, and I am in a hurry. I don’t really care what strangers on the internet think of my editing skills.
- Comment on Nintendo ‘warned to expect 145% tariff on Nintendo Switch 2’ 3 months ago:
The price was going to be $499. A 145% tariff makes the price $1222.55. A 100% tariff would double the price and this is more than 100%.
Looks like pretty steep inflation fueled by tariffs. I wonder how the Denies Reality Party (DeRPs) will spin it.
- Comment on Nintendo delays Switch 2 preorders over tariff concerns 3 months ago:
More like retailers won’t eat any of it and will take the opportunity to raise prices even more because they know consumers are expecting higher prices and they have pressure to retain or increase their margins to meet shareholder expectations.
- Comment on Nintendo delays Switch 2 preorders over tariff concerns 3 months ago:
I think they necessarily will. I can’t imagine retailers eating the lost margin.
- Comment on Say thanks 4 months ago:
New fear for couches unlocked.
- Comment on Are Dairy Robots the Secret to Happier Cows and More Efficient Farms? 4 months ago:
Betteridge’s law applies. The answer to a yes-no headline question is always no.
- Comment on AI crawlers cause Wikimedia Commons bandwidth demands to surge 50%. 4 months ago:
I don’t want to ask ai. Google automatically gives me ai search results that are piss poor. Those useless results still use energy to generate.
- Comment on AI crawlers cause Wikimedia Commons bandwidth demands to surge 50%. 4 months ago:
And the quality of the AI output sucks. I was recently looking for information about positive convention for yaw, pitch, and roll in aircraft. I was looking at az and yaw and got reasonable results from the AI, but when I looked at pitch and el all of the results were about elevator pitches. Even when I spelled out elevation it insisted on elevator pitches. I scroll past the AI results as a matter of principle, but I usually look at them so I have something specific to complain about when people ask why I am so virulently anti-AI.
- Comment on Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE 4 months ago:
Cause it’s too old for the list writers to know about? Also, their adoption rate was pretty poor.
- Comment on Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE 4 months ago:
One point. I have never owned an encyclopedia unless Encarta counts. My parents owned one when I was a kid, and I used the library encyclopedia a ton. I’m in my early 50s. I’m surprised the encyclopedia is not the most common point.
- Comment on We are so cooked 4 months ago:
Bees aren’t the only arthropods having this problem, but for most of the other non-pollinators people seem to think "good less bugs to bother me. " I guess we should just give up on the survival of the food chain.
The news for insects is not entirely bad, emerald ash borers are finding the ability to survive in areas that were formerly too cold for them. This allows them to kill more trees turning them into kindling for lightning strikes and other fire starting events.
Who could have known that fucking with our habitat might have negative consequences for us?
- Comment on In Warning Sign for Hollywood, Younger Consumers Are Choosing Creator Content Over Premium TV and Movies: Social Platforms are Becoming a Dominant Force in Media and Entertainment. 4 months ago:
Lots of free movies on Tubi. I watched a few old movies that I missed there. I just don’t watch movies much anymore.
- Comment on In Warning Sign for Hollywood, Younger Consumers Are Choosing Creator Content Over Premium TV and Movies: Social Platforms are Becoming a Dominant Force in Media and Entertainment. 4 months ago:
Yay, my 50 something butt is a younger people.
- Comment on Found at work. Send help. 4 months ago:
Resume: “Experienced Excel Wizard”
- Comment on Nearly half of U.S. adults believe LLMs are smarter than they are. 4 months ago:
LLMs don’t even think. Four year olds are more coherent. Given the state of politics, the people thinking LLMs are smarter than them are probably correct.
- Comment on The Origin of Student Debt: Reagan Adviser Warned Free College Would Create a Dangerous "Educated Proletariat” 4 months ago:
As someone who survived the Reagan administration, this comment really sums the sensation up well. Like did you MFers have the same Reagan, I did? The one that was open and shameless about trickle down economics? Yeah, the wealthy get everything amd a little bit will trickle down to the vast majority of you (don’t mind the urine smell of that trickle).