I recommend the failure horns from the Price is Right.
The Brits had an anthem ready for when Margaret Thatcher died. Americans should also be prepared.
Submitted 10 months ago by yesman@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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the_q@lemm.ee 10 months ago
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
It would be HILARIOUS if a military band did that instead of playing Hail to the Chief. He gets off Air Force One and you just hear Fum fum fu fuuum, DUUUUURG.
Tramort@programming.dev 10 months ago
I could not for the life of me remember what the price is right failure horn sounded like.
Then I read your comment and it was like a bolt into my soul.
Well done, sir.
billwashere@lemmy.world 10 months ago
harmsy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I just looked that up, and… TIL where that sound clip came from.
db2@lemmy.world 10 months ago
He doesn’t deserve it. I wouldn’t piss on him if he were on fire.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Waste of good piss
don@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I’m not so sure. Get a few dozen full honey trucks that have been roasting in the sun for a few weeks, and have ‘em unload on him. That seems like a fitting purpose for sewage.
notabot@lemm.ee 10 months ago
It’s not for him, it’s for everyone who had to survive.
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
I’m not saying “ding dong the witch is dead” wasn’t a perfect capture of the sentiment, but it’s also really hard to improve on “Lizzie’s in a box” for the sheer ability to send the most insufferable people on the planet into a frothing rage.
harmsy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How about “Witch, watch, the ding dong’s dead” instead?
leadore@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How about “Celebration” by Kool & the Gang?
Agrivar@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s what I’ll be playing, that’s for sure!
mrodri89@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Idk but do you think his burial place will be accesible by the General public? Id like to plan shitting on it.
Wilco@lemm.ee 10 months ago
You will get arrested for public nudity. Package it up beforehand and spread/drop it.
I will be bottling urine myself so I can piss on his grave. We may bump into each other.
P00ptart@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I don’t want to make your noble task more unpleasant… But have you considered concentrating it down a bit? Less hassle, more pee scent!
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I was thinking catheter and some tubing down the leg with a valve at the end.
Agrivar@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I want to get arrested when I shit Taco Bell diarrhea all over his headstone. Need to have official proof that I did it!
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
But first, put on a bunch of corpse flower sculptures on it so people know where to shit and piss.
roofuskit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I imagine the grounds staff will put gravel over that grave. No way grass will ever survive that amount of urine.
RedstoneValley@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Ding dong the witch is dead. I remember that. Good Times.
MolecularCactus1324@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ding dong Donny’s dead
talentedkiwi@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Ding dong the dick is dead.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Ding dong the orange is dead
altphoto@lemmy.today 10 months ago
It’s gotta be something kids can sing. But what’s another way of saying orange fuck ass motherfucker in a socially acceptable way?
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 10 months ago
The poo pants man is dead!
The poo pants man is dead! His pants are clean
The country’s keen
Cause orange man has bled!JokeDeity@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
Delete it now
JokeDeity@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Delete it now
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Na na na na
Na na na na
Hey hey hey
Goodbye
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
ding dong the bitch is dead
Kookie215@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’d put good money on there already being some pretty good bangers waiting in the vault.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Bangers in the Vault”, another British classic about Margaret Thatcher.
collapse_already@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Currently, that Tom Petty song with the lyric about “the waiting is the hardest part” seems appropriate.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Words that rhyme with Trump: chump, grump, slump, bump, rump, lump, hump, Gump, dump, frump(y), pump, thump, clump, stump…
For Don: gone, pawn, prawn, fong, jong, con, QAnon, Mastadon…
There’s some pretty inspiring stuff to work with here for sure.
The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Ding Dong the rapist’s dead?
multicolorKnight@lemmy.world 10 months ago
We can adapt one of theirs, how about “Tamp the dirt down” by Elvis Costello?
sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
You worthless bitch
You fickle shit
You will spit on me
You will make me spit
And when the Judas howl, arise
And like the Jesus Jews, you epitomize
I’ll still be here as strong as you
And I’ll walk away in spite of you -bauhaus (Crowds)
vga@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Perhaps they can use Lily Allen’s www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BpFqyxEDbo
SlippiHUD@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ve been thinking “Dancing in the Street”
karl_chungus@lemm.ee 10 months ago
bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 10 months ago
We could always adopt “Lizzie’s in a box”
Abnorc@lemm.ee 10 months ago
It’d be fitting since we adopted other songs for our national anthems.
GroundedGator@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So I hadn’t heard this song and went looking for it. There are so many songs celebrating her death. motherjones.com/…/7-songs-margaret-thatcher-funer…
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
I’m pretty sure when he keels over it’ll A. be his fault and B. lead to an avalanche of conspiracy theories probably inspiring terrorist attacks. It will not be a day of rejoicing for me.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
We’d be a little late to the party, think she’s been dead for a while.
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 10 months ago
We should commission something good.
I don’t think any existing song is good enough nor should it be dragged down by the association.
SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Sure there is: Highway to Hell. He will be on a highway to hell - in the passing lane.
TomMasz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Is Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead only for women?
Twig@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s a real shame they stuck this song on the end of a long video. The video is neat but the music video at the end is an absolute banger. Skip to 22:30 if the timestamped link doesn’t work.
starlinguk@lemmy.world 10 months ago
All news media have stuff ready for when a famous person pops their clogs. Various versions, usually.
Gowron_Howard@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I can’t wait! This song comes to mind in the interim. youtu.be/Dbnm-0r3suM
thefluffiest@feddit.nl 10 months ago
I’d suggest ‘Happy’ by Pharrell Williams
madame_gaymes@programming.dev 10 months ago
I worked for a manufacturer on the engineering side for a while, and we had this absolute manipulator cunt in HR, basically throwing the CEO’s name around like it was a pass to commit murder.
Once the CEO found out some of the shit she pulled, he dropped the ban hammer immediately. It was such a relief to us all, we were literally skipping and hopping in the hallways shouting “ding dong! the witch is dead!” It was a great moment until we realized a few months later half of the shit she did actually came from him and nothing really changed.
That last point may or may not be relevant to current times.
lordnikon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah that’s the worst he was not mad at the actions he was made she was throwing his name around. She was ment to be plausible deniability.
madame_gaymes@programming.dev 10 months ago
Exactly, you get what I’m trying to say.
datavoid@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Is the ban hammer a firing, or was she just kicked from the company servers?
madame_gaymes@programming.dev 10 months ago
It was a firing, but also booted from the company servers