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Get an airhorn and when they get super loud give it a few blasts and scream “gooooooooaaaal!” At the top of your lungs. Max volume. Do it each time they get loud. If they ask you what you’re doing say you’re watching Euro footie.
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Submitted 11 months ago by laugh_out_loud@reddthat.com to nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
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Migmog@lemm.ee 11 months ago
overload@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Genuinely I think the right answer is to have something really loud and off-putting for them (especially her) and an air horn perfectly fits the bill.
HelixDab2@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Just ask him what he’s doing when she makes those noises, because you want to try it out on your girlfriend (or have your boyfriend do it to you, either/or, I ain’t gonna judge).
guy@piefed.social 11 months ago
Either 'I can hear you fuck, keep it down.' or 'JFYI the walls are thin.'
ERROR_100_000_100@infosec.pub 11 months ago
Play hentai on speakers 😉
bizzle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Just ask him to keep it down? “Dude I’m pumped for you and all, but I’d really appreciate it if you guys could kick it down a notch”
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Tell them to play again show with very high volume in the background.
Make him buy you a great pair of noise canceling headphones. You can get awesome headphones for like sub $300. That’s well worth it to him I’m sure. And you of course. Win/win here.
Tell him straight up it’s affecting your sleep patterns and you need the things above to get past it.
Offer the girlfriend’s friends as sacrifice and get yours at the same time.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
Start coughing loudly and see if they’re sharp enough to infer what that means (if they can hear you, you can hear them).
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
When you know they’re in there, but it’s not 11pm or 6am, call up someone on the phone, or cough, or hum to yourself. Just make mid level noises. The point is to get them to realize that if they can hear you, then you can hear them.
JiveTurkey@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Depends on your age and whose house it is.
Jarix@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Put some Dio on loud speakers and place them next to the shared wall
shalafi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
When dad’s going down on her:
HOLY DIVER!
You’ve been down too long in the midnight sea Oh what’s becomin’ of me No, no, ride the tiger You can see his stripes but you know he’s clean Oh don’t you see what I mean
HOLY DIVER!
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
There will never be another quite like Ronnie James Dio.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Fuck that, put cbat on
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 11 months ago
But then they’ll just start fucking to that rhythm, everyone knows it’s the best song to fuck to
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
I’ve been in a similar situation. As another user already said, you should be direct about it. Pick a good time (when they are not doing it) and simply explain that they are loud and ask them to be more quiet.
If you still want to be subtle, maybe try knocking/hitting the wall between your rooms, this will probably be noticed if it’s night, and they could realise that they’re bothering you.
BreadOven@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The loud part of the 1812 Overture as soon as he’s finishing.
EnsignWashout@startrek.website 11 months ago
Just tell him respectfully, sometime.
As a parent, myself:
- I totally don’t mind if my kids tell me they can hear me. I appreciate knowing our communication lines are open.
- I am still going to continue having (probably still loud) sex in the house. Unless my kids fully paying a roommate’s share of the costs to run the home, they’re still kids, not roommates.
- I’ll probably buy the kid some nice noise suppressing audio headset as a shopping surprise, sometime soon.
WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I am still going to continue having (probably still loud) sex in the house. Unless my kids fully paying a roommate’s share of the costs to run the home, they’re still kids, not roommates.
with your mentality, who cares about roommates even. they should join or find a quiet place right?
AstralPath@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
This feels like malicious compliance to me. If I was your kid, I’d be pissed if you felt entitled to attempting to assert dominance like this.
This is how your kids start resenting you as they grow up. Consider treating them like they’re a part of a family unit that respects boundaries instead of shoving a material possession their way to shut them up. Growing up feeling like an inconvenient burden fucks up a lot of kids in this world.
EnsignWashout@startrek.website 11 months ago
Uh… So no gift. Got it.
the_d0c_is_in@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
who’s house is it? and should 2 consenting adults adapt how they have sex so that others don’t feel like their “boundaries” have been disrespected?
your answer seems like very much entitled. It gives the vibe that everyone should adapt to your wishes, and not the other way around.
OP should talk to them about it. but like everything in life, if they don’t like their answer, they may need to choose how to deal with it, instead of expecting things to change.
Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Is their door shut at least?
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Live stream it every time it happens
dumblederp@aussie.zone 11 months ago
Recording it and playing it back to them it the classic revenge for this.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Don’t ask. Just drop some money infront of him and his girlfriend and just say “your cut.” with no context
tetris11@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Just cough when they finish. If they can hear you cough, bells will ring.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
They absolutely know they can be heard. You just have to tell him that it isn’t cool and that you don’t want to hear it.
Randomgal@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
“I like it in the ass too.”
thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Loudly cheer them on and clap when they finish.
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Buy ear plugs.
Bogus007@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Ask if you can join.
foggy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Drown it own by blaring porn.
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 11 months ago
ace_garp@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Snowstorm@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
If you look at this situation from an older mindset, i am above thirty, you would definitely tell them in a very direct and short conversation. Maybe even be playful about making them feel guilty, that’s what most people with more life experience would do.
fakeplastic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
[deleted]sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 11 months ago
A true power move.
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And dont forget to make eye contact with him to assert dominance.
athairmor@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Make it dad’s ex-wife to really get to him.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 11 months ago
How do you know he’s divorced and not widowed
YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I don’t see another solution.
al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
Have loud sex with dad make girlfriend sleep in your bed?
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
This is the way.
Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Why be subtle? Just shout “jfc I can hear everything”
laugh_out_loud@reddthat.com 11 months ago
[deleted]Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Omg I’m so sorry. It’s bad enough when it’s a roommate or the methed out neighbor I used to live by, I couldn’t even imagine that situation
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Record it and play it back at dinner.