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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Record it and play it back at dinner.

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• Migmog@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Get an airhorn and when they get super loud give it a few blasts and scream “gooooooooaaaal!” At the top of your lungs. Max volume. Do it each time they get loud. If they ask you what you’re doing say you’re watching Euro footie.

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  • overload@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Genuinely I think the right answer is to have something really loud and off-putting for them (especially her) and an air horn perfectly fits the bill.

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• HelixDab2@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Just ask him what he’s doing when she makes those noises, because you want to try it out on your girlfriend (or have your boyfriend do it to you, either/or, I ain’t gonna judge).

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• guy@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Either 'I can hear you fuck, keep it down.' or 'JFYI the walls are thin.'

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• ERROR_100_000_100@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Play hentai on speakers 😉

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• bizzle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Just ask him to keep it down? “Dude I’m pumped for you and all, but I’d really appreciate it if you guys could kick it down a notch”

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• Lucky_777@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Tell them to play again show with very high volume in the background.

  Make him buy you a great pair of noise canceling headphones. You can get awesome headphones for like sub $300. That’s well worth it to him I’m sure. And you of course. Win/win here.

  Tell him straight up it’s affecting your sleep patterns and you need the things above to get past it.

  Offer the girlfriend’s friends as sacrifice and get yours at the same time.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Start coughing loudly and see if they’re sharp enough to infer what that means (if they can hear you, you can hear them).

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• Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  When you know they’re in there, but it’s not 11pm or 6am, call up someone on the phone, or cough, or hum to yourself. Just make mid level noises. The point is to get them to realize that if they can hear you, then you can hear them.

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• JiveTurkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Depends on your age and whose house it is.

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• Jarix@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Put some Dio on loud speakers and place them next to the shared wall

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    When dad’s going down on her:

    HOLY DIVER!

    You’ve been down too long in the midnight sea Oh what’s becomin’ of me No, no, ride the tiger You can see his stripes but you know he’s clean Oh don’t you see what I mean

    HOLY DIVER!

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    • BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There will never be another quite like Ronnie James Dio.

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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fuck that, put cbat on

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    • edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But then they’ll just start fucking to that rhythm, everyone knows it’s the best song to fuck to

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’ve been in a similar situation. As another user already said, you should be direct about it. Pick a good time (when they are not doing it) and simply explain that they are loud and ask them to be more quiet.

  If you still want to be subtle, maybe try knocking/hitting the wall between your rooms, this will probably be noticed if it’s night, and they could realise that they’re bothering you.

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• BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The loud part of the 1812 Overture as soon as he’s finishing.

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• EnsignWashout@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Just tell him respectfully, sometime.

  As a parent, myself:

  • I totally don’t mind if my kids tell me they can hear me. I appreciate knowing our communication lines are open.
  • I am still going to continue having (probably still loud) sex in the house. Unless my kids fully paying a roommate’s share of the costs to run the home, they’re still kids, not roommates.
  • I’ll probably buy the kid some nice noise suppressing audio headset as a shopping surprise, sometime soon.

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  • WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I am still going to continue having (probably still loud) sex in the house. Unless my kids fully paying a roommate’s share of the costs to run the home, they’re still kids, not roommates.

    with your mentality, who cares about roommates even. they should join or find a quiet place right?

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  • AstralPath@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This feels like malicious compliance to me. If I was your kid, I’d be pissed if you felt entitled to attempting to assert dominance like this.

    This is how your kids start resenting you as they grow up. Consider treating them like they’re a part of a family unit that respects boundaries instead of shoving a material possession their way to shut them up. Growing up feeling like an inconvenient burden fucks up a lot of kids in this world.

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    • EnsignWashout@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Uh… So no gift. Got it.

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    • the_d0c_is_in@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      who’s house is it? and should 2 consenting adults adapt how they have sex so that others don’t feel like their “boundaries” have been disrespected?

      your answer seems like very much entitled. It gives the vibe that everyone should adapt to your wishes, and not the other way around.

      OP should talk to them about it. but like everything in life, if they don’t like their answer, they may need to choose how to deal with it, instead of expecting things to change.

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• Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is their door shut at least?

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Live stream it every time it happens

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  • dumblederp@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Recording it and playing it back to them it the classic revenge for this.

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  • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Don’t ask. Just drop some money infront of him and his girlfriend and just say “your cut.” with no context

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• tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Just cough when they finish. If they can hear you cough, bells will ring.

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  They absolutely know they can be heard. You just have to tell him that it isn’t cool and that you don’t want to hear it.

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• Randomgal@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “I like it in the ass too.”

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• thebestaquaman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Loudly cheer them on and clap when they finish.

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• Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Buy ear plugs.

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• Bogus007@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ask if you can join.

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• foggy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Drown it own by blaring porn.

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• SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Play this

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  • ace_garp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Or this.

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• Snowstorm@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If you look at this situation from an older mindset, i am above thirty, you would definitely tell them in a very direct and short conversation. Maybe even be playful about making them feel guilty, that’s what most people with more life experience would do.

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• fakeplastic@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A true power move.

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  • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    And dont forget to make eye contact with him to assert dominance.

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  • athairmor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Make it dad’s ex-wife to really get to him.

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    • Yermaw@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The oedipus offensive

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    • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      How do you know he’s divorced and not widowed

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  • YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t see another solution.

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    • al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Have loud sex with dad make girlfriend sleep in your bed?

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  • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is the way.

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• Fingolfinz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Why be subtle? Just shout “jfc I can hear everything”

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  • laugh_out_loud@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • Fingolfinz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Omg I’m so sorry. It’s bad enough when it’s a roommate or the methed out neighbor I used to live by, I couldn’t even imagine that situation

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