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Do you know if your dad has been snipped? If not, you had better move out if you are able to. Because otherwise you will end up being free child care in about a year …
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Submitted 11 months ago by laugh_out_loud@reddthat.com to nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
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dhork@lemmy.world 11 months ago
nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Play some Gilbert Godfrey comedy albums while they are going at it. His voice should kill the mood.
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I REMEMBAH WHEN THE WORST THING YA HADTA WARRY ABOUT, WAS HIJACKED AIRPLANES, FLYING INTO BUILDINGS
oh gilbert, we’re going to get in to trouble for that.
Ediacarium@feddit.org 11 months ago
Or maybe just play a laugh track right after they finished?
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Maybe that’s their thing and they’ll go harder. Don’t underestimate the Godfrey.
nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
If he does not work, try Kinison, or Bobcat. If those do not work, GWAR has some choice songs that may.
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Play the song “Mama’s got a squeeze box” real loud. Over and over again.
Fake4000@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Clap and say bravo at the end of it.
This will send a message.
Flagstaff@programming.dev 11 months ago
“Encore!” 👏
TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Don’t be subtle. Be direct and frank. “Dad, I don’t want to hear you having sex with your new girlfriend and I shouldn’t have to put up with it twice a day. Either be quiet or do it when I’m not home.” Throw in some imitations of him or her. He should be mortified enough to behave. Better yet, tell it to both of them face to face. That way there can be no confusion between all parties.
al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
Grow up and move out? It’s his mother fucking house.
RaccoonBall@lemm.ee 11 months ago
How old is OP? This is a pretty shitty suggestion if they are 12
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 11 months ago
You’re downvoted to hell but I mean, it’s true. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Empricorn@feddit.nl 11 months ago
OP should definitely enforce boundaries, but this sounds like a fetish, which is fucked up, especially for the dad. If you’re an adult, you know your child is in the next room, and you’re banging at “max volume”, you’re wanting to be heard. 🤮
Today@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Turn your radio or TV up. They will get the message that if they can hear you you can hear them.
Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org 11 months ago
Stay respectfully, forget subtly. Say it like it is.
WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 11 months ago
Yeah, if they don’t care or realise that they’re shagging to loud, they aren’t going to realise if they’re told subtlety.
grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
Agreed. I wouldn’t interrupt their fun, but I’d mention it to my dad some time when the girlfriend wasn’t around. I’d send an email or text if I felt too embarrassed/shy to say anything face-to-face. “Hey, Dad. Just FYI the walls are really thin in this apartment and I can hear what you two get up to.”
I’d also look into earplugs. Earplugs + bone conductive headphones could be a good work around. I’m a fan of Shokz, but other brands exist.
KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 11 months ago
In fact asking dad to buy new headphones could be a way to transition into that conversation.
“Hey, dad, will you buy me these?”
“Um…why?”
“11 and 6 dad. I need them for 11 and 6. Y’all ain’t subtle.”
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Start your own sex right before theirs but do it way louder. If they still go at it, call CPS.