That’s what happens when you drink straight from the orange tap.
Even his doctors are full of it
Submitted 11 months ago by Absaroka@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Etterra@discuss.online 11 months ago
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
See? Same hight. Even the plane is 6 foot 3
notarobot@lemm.ee 11 months ago
You are missing the point. AFAIK, a foot and an inch are supposed to be based off of the kings measurements. He might be 6 of his own feet (not sure how the plural works here) because he sees himself as the king
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Also, Melania wishing for just any other powerful guy.
Ledericas@lemm.ee 11 months ago
she wants trudeau whos available, and single currently.
ALilOff@lemmy.world 11 months ago
When has his doctors not been full of it.
cyphear@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Trunk reminds me of Charlie Sheen. Trump is always"winning", hangs out with pornstars, and his ego is so inflated that Freud would quit doing cocaine. Trump needs to be treated like Reagan was. Like, when the secret service would place leaves in the pool. But, in this case, give him a room with a camera and tell him that he matters. But it broadcasts to nobody.
Ledericas@lemm.ee 11 months ago
hes shrinking from being overweight, and always slumping over.
Letsdothisok@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And just age in general. Old people shrink.
DozensOfDonner@mander.xyz 11 months ago
Lol his shoes definitely add an inch.
WereCat@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That’s because his 6 foot 3 inch is metric while Newsoms is in imperial
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Look at my traitor of a governor with the monarchist tyrant.
easily3667@lemmus.org 11 months ago
Traitor implies he’s changed his allegiance. You just never liked his allegiance but didn’t realize.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
This is possibly true. He seemed more left leaning as the mayor of San Francisco, and I didn’t realize he was actually a chameleon.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Why is this giving clown wearing a hat with a suit?
witten@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Keeps the comb-over from blowing out of place in the wind.
Vespair@lemm.ee 11 months ago
We have to stop reporting on Trump lies like they’re shocking.
Yeah dude, the lying liar lied.
Literally every time this dude opens his mouth he is either lying or spewing hate. Sure as the sun will rise tomorrow, so will Trump lie.
Auzy@aussie.zone 11 months ago
We shouldn’t even call him Trump anymore. Gives him too much attention
Call him only by his number: 45 or 47
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I can’t even bring myself to capitalize the t in trump. Or the m in musk, for that matter (or the n in nazi). It just implies a modicum of respect.
MrVilliam@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I disagree. When we stop pointing out the lies that the lying liar tells, we are complicit in him getting away with the lies. A shitload of people aren’t really paying much attention. Those people might believe his lies if they’re not seeing anybody pointing out that what he’s saying is a lie.
Honestly, I’d rather see it pointed out even more what a fucking liar he is. I want the media to stop saying “falsely states” and other bullshit soft language, and then let it go to fucking trial and beat him if he tries to sue for slander/libel. It’s a fucking disgrace that they’re not only choosing to not do this, but they’re settling when he claims that they’re factual reporting on him is defamation or election interference. But honestly, at this point, I won’t be satisfied until he’s in a stockade and getting pelted by overpriced eggs.
Eggs.
Eggs.
Eggs.
Vespair@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I never said stop reporting, I said stop acting surprised. I don’t want them to stop talking about it, I just want them to be honest about it and say “Trump lied about this today” instead of “the Trump white house thinks…”
I just want them to call a spade a spade instead of acting like it’s not
socsa@piefed.social 11 months ago
The hat adds like two inches
leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 11 months ago
the doctor was USN. those were six-yes-sir-feet-and-three-yes-sir-inches-sir-yes-sir.
RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Melania is 5”’11” (180.34 cm) so this might just be a matter of perspective.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
How do we know her height is correct? Why assume one wouldn’t lie if all the others do?
RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Im 5’10” and when I met her she was taller than myself. Donnie could have lifts but he might actually be 6ft+
felixwhynot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Looks like her shoes are 1-2” heels here too… so I’m not sure how far off this would make everyone?
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 11 months ago
Im not sayTrump is 6’3*, he’s clearly not. I myself have shrunk over an inch and I’m younger than him by a generation. But people don’t always measure the same, or try to. I have a friend who is 6’1" who swears he’s 5’11". He never stands up straight. At my tallest I was 5’11 3/4" and you better believe I was giving my measurements all I could hoping I’d get to 6’. My guess is Trump once was 6’3", has shrunk to just a little over 6’, and Newsom is probably closer to 6’4". But without putting a measuring tape to them, what the hell do any of us know?
entwine413@lemm.ee 11 months ago
My money would be on Trump only ever being 5’11. Obama was 6’1 and Trump was still several inches shorter.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeah I don’t really give a fuck about Trump’s height tbh, but you can see by their shadows that Newsom is walking slightly in front and the lens could be affecting our perspectives.
Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
There’s absolutely no way the difference between newsom and trump in that pic is 3”
entwine413@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Trump also has on lifts. Look at the difference in sole thickness.
TheOakTree@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Hello fellow 5’11 3/4-er. I gave up on it a while ago. At least even the thinnest shoes put me over 6’0.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 11 months ago
I’ve shrunk a bit but I can still get to 6’ with any good pair of shoes or boots. I’ve also figured out height doesn’t matter nearly as much as confidence. I have less of the former these days, but way more of the latter.
parody@lemmings.world 11 months ago
Rewarding sanity in these not sane times with this small vote up
This is important if we’re gonna poke fun, so we know whether to defend the “fact” sarcastically or not
bunkyprewster@startrek.website 11 months ago
It was bizarre to see the medical report mention that he won his golf tournaments. No doctor wouldn’t add that.
Source: am doctor
witten@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Trump’s outtie enjoys frequent victories in golf tournaments.
boonhet@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Dear god, what have I missed NOW
3laws@lemmy.world 11 months ago
IIRC it was a fiasco medical report made by a corrupt doctor or a completed fake one in his first run for president.
lepinkainen@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Also his body temperature is 98.6 exactly and 99% pulse ox 🤣
baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 11 months ago
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 11 months ago
How fucking terrible do you have to be to continuously lie about something so trivial and easily proven.
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s more being insecure. He might try to act all tough, but he’s really soft or he wouldn’t care. And wouldn’t get so reactionary/easily triggered.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Malignant narcissist out of ten
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 11 months ago
How much is it in normal units?
Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 11 months ago
0.00000192 megameters
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 11 months ago
27.25 Big Mac’s.
D_C@lemm.ee 11 months ago
About 143 kilos
Eat_Your_Paisley@lemm.ee 11 months ago
About 190
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 11 months ago
192 cm to be exact. I only know this as I am that height.
loomy@lemy.lol 11 months ago
100 miles
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Also note that Donald is wearing lifts in that picture.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Who cares though?
Absaroka@lemmy.world 11 months ago
they why lie about your height, weight and health?
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Because they’re fucking liars. Pretty simple
blitzen@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
He does. That’s why it’s fun to point out that it’s wrong.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Touché
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Lying liars shouldn’t be running countries, especialy when they are petty, boldfaced lies that show how insecure they are.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Since the 80s we’ve known he’s a fucking liar. This is just boring and irrelevant
CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
This is one of the ways you can tell that his recent health report was bullshit.
Per the report, Trump’s height and weight are 75 inches and 224 pounds, respectively. Scans of several body systems—including the eyes, ears, neck, throat, and heart—came back normal.
AA5B@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The dude has my build, and I’m around 300 pounds. Actually I’m only 6’2”, so especially if he’s claiming he’s taller than me, that weight is way off
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 11 months ago
At an absolute minimum he would be listed as “pre-diabetic”.
Ledericas@lemm.ee 11 months ago
224 lbs, sounds more like 275lbs.
StJohnMcCrae@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
I’m 6’3 225 and I can assure you, I’m not nearly that fat. Brody is pushing 270 EASY.
Ledericas@lemm.ee 11 months ago
i suspect more like 275 at the minimum. i wouldnt be surprised if he was very close to 300lbs.
entwine413@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I’m 6’3 and I wasn’t that fat pushing 300lb.
CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
There’s no way he’s 100kg.
TheOakTree@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Hypothetically, if all of his muscles were at the absolute minimum viable volume and density and he had an absurd body fat ratio, how different would he look?
terminhell@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Pilling on, am 6’4", at my heaviest (about 305) I still never looked that, eh, bloated. I’d have been more ~350lbs looking like that. Now I’m down in the 210’s with still a little more to go.
CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
As someone who has also been 6’3" 225 agreed. He is definitely heavier than that.
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I’d fudge that info too if it meant not getting sent to the gulag
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Considering what it means to be his doctor (and the sights, sounds and smells you’d experience), I think I’d take the gulag.
expatriado@lemmy.world 11 months ago
doctors’ always measure my weight, but just take my word for height
Thorry84@feddit.nl 11 months ago
And Trump wears those weird lift shoes all the time as well
rtxn@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Those are two different measurements.
He’s six foot.
And he’s three inches.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Might be 6’3 if he was stretched out on one of those Medieval torture racks.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
maybe he was 6’3" in the 80s and has been in denial since
jabeez@lemmy.today 11 months ago
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And Elmo is 6’2, something sure seems off, can’t believe the compulsive liar would lie about that tho